[gast30]

i also remember a priest coming to my door
wanted to talk about god and stuff

so the priest forces his way in the doorway
and grab me by my arm
i say don't touch me and fucking leave with your god and your message

the priest thought: Oh, a beautifull, i gonna ring some doorbells and maybe i can fuck something! Halelouja

you rang the fucking wrong doorbel, you fucking filth alfabetic ape working for god

[floatingslowly]

if I were to play priest and tell the women of my god, I would be very upfront that the reason it's called "Alien SeX Cult" is more about the sex and less about the aliens. that way, when I initiate them into the darklight of æäÂîî, they don't cry so hard into pillow, hoping against all odds that biting away the frozen pain of my throbbing scepter will make the flashing images go away.

there is no room for (other) men in my cult, so if you had answered, I would have not lingered in your doorway.

[artsygrrl]

There are worse things than this.
You could've been born a dung beetle.