God vs. Jesus

HaydenAsche · 05.09.2006, 03:59 PM

Who would win in a fight?

Everyneurotic · 05.09.2006, 04:00 PM

mohammed would bomb the crap out of both

TheDom · 05.09.2006, 04:02 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HaydenAsche again.

Excellent poll.

I'd say Jesus. After the rigorous training he went through when he carryied a cross up a mountain, I'd say he must have some big ass guns.

TheDom · 05.09.2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

mohammed would bomb the crap out of both

yeah right

it would be Muhammed vs Rastafari and God vs Jesus and afterwards the remaining 2 would duke it out to be champion.

m^a(t)h · 05.09.2006, 04:16 PM

since jesus actually exists, jesus

nomadicfollower · 05.09.2006, 04:18 PM

God. What did Jesus do that was so great?

krastian · 05.09.2006, 04:21 PM

Jesus Christ! What have we come to. God!

Hip Priest · 05.09.2006, 04:27 PM

There are three approaches to the issue.

1. Jesus is the true 'Son of God'. If so, the matter of how difficult the win is rests upon whether one adopts a homoousian or a homoiousian (ie is he the same substance as the father, or similar but not the same substance) approach to the being of Jesus. Either way, God wins though.

2. Jesus is real but God is non-existent. If so, does Jesus win by having no opponent, or must he fight (the potenttially much tougher and problematical) belief in God, rather than God himself? If the latter, God will win.

3. Jesus and God are both real, but Jesus is not the 'son of God' in any divine way. If so, then God must inevitably be the winner.

Also, bear in mind Jesus mistaken belief that one should always turn the other cheek. How could an opponent win when he voluntarily disables himself.

Jesus for the moral victory, God for the physical one, and to continue 'running' the universe.

Everyneurotic · 05.09.2006, 04:29 PM

jesus was a fucking hippie so no love for the bastard.

god can take it's belt off and beat the crap out of him better than any movie mel gibson could direct.

m^a(t)h · 05.09.2006, 04:32 PM

I love how people believe that god is a man or even a communicatable spirit....

!@#$%! · 05.09.2006, 04:33 PM

i declare a forfeit. jesus is willing to let himself be crucified. he's dead and rotten. his father was a bird. i doubt he's survived this long. ticket refunds for all.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.09.2006, 04:48 PM

Jesus is God in the flesh. So it would be fighting himself. But I'd have to say God because Jesus is God confined to a weak human body, and God would be in his full uber form.

HaydenAsche · 05.09.2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i declare a forfeit. jesus is willing to let himself be crucified. he's dead and rotten. his father was a bird. i doubt he's survived this long. ticket refunds for all.

NO! I need that money for my child support.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 05.09.2006, 06:49 PM

This is the dumbest question ever. The concept of God says he is all mighty powerful.

HaydenAsche · 05.09.2006, 06:51 PM

You're the dumbest question ever.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 05.09.2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

You're the dumbest question ever.

I know, I know.
I walk the streets pondering the answer to my meaningless question.

HaydenAsche · 05.09.2006, 07:07 PM

Yet, you will NEVER find an answer.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 05.09.2006, 07:09 PM

As I came to the end of the road, I stumbled upon a black cat. I lifted my foot into the air, and ate it like a fucking T-bone steak!

finding nobody · 05.09.2006, 07:47 PM

you guys are to much!

qprogeny79 · 05.09.2006, 08:13 PM

if jesus is god, then wouldn't god just be beating himself up?

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TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HaydenAsche again. Excellent poll. I'd say Jesus. After the rigorous training he went through when he carryied a cross up a mountain, I'd say he must have some big ass guns.
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m^a(t)h expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,204	since jesus actually exists, jesus
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nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	God. What did Jesus do that was so great?
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Jesus Christ! What have we come to. God! __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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05.09.2006, 04:27 PM	#8
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	There are three approaches to the issue. 1. Jesus is the true 'Son of God'. If so, the matter of how difficult the win is rests upon whether one adopts a homoousian or a homoiousian (ie is he the same substance as the father, or similar but not the same substance) approach to the being of Jesus. Either way, God wins though. 2. Jesus is real but God is non-existent. If so, does Jesus win by having no opponent, or must he fight (the potenttially much tougher and problematical) belief in God, rather than God himself? If the latter, God will win. 3. Jesus and God are both real, but Jesus is not the 'son of God' in any divine way. If so, then God must inevitably be the winner. Also, bear in mind Jesus mistaken belief that one should always turn the other cheek. How could an opponent win when he voluntarily disables himself. Jesus for the moral victory, God for the physical one, and to continue 'running' the universe. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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05.09.2006, 04:29 PM	#9
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	jesus was a fucking hippie so no love for the bastard. god can take it's belt off and beat the crap out of him better than any movie mel gibson could direct. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.09.2006, 04:32 PM	#10
m^a(t)h expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,204	I love how people believe that god is a man or even a communicatable spirit....
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	i declare a forfeit. jesus is willing to let himself be crucified. he's dead and rotten. his father was a bird. i doubt he's survived this long. ticket refunds for all.
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05.09.2006, 04:48 PM	#12
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Jesus is God in the flesh. So it would be fighting himself. But I'd have to say God because Jesus is God confined to a weak human body, and God would be in his full uber form.
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05.09.2006, 06:49 PM	#14
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	This is the dumbest question ever. The concept of God says he is all mighty powerful. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	You're the dumbest question ever. __________________ rip
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Yet, you will NEVER find an answer. __________________ rip
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Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	As I came to the end of the road, I stumbled upon a black cat. I lifted my foot into the air, and ate it like a fucking T-bone steak! __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	you guys are to much!
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qprogeny79 stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: newport news/charlottesville, va, usa. Posts: 508	if jesus is god, then wouldn't god just be beating himself up? __________________ obligatory intellectual quote: "all men by nature desire to know." --aristotle obligatory myspace page link. obligatory myspace band page link.
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