[davenotdead]

You: hi
Stranger: Hi，tianyaer
Stranger: ^^
You: hi
Stranger: ?
You: tian?
Stranger: location?
You: usa, u?
Stranger: no tianya？
Stranger: ??
You: no!
You: you have tian?
You: ya?
Stranger: NO.china
Stranger: LOL
You: oh, yes
You: LOL
You: yes
Stranger: "tianya" is the name of BBS
You: tianya
You: BBS?
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it is chinese secret
Stranger:
You: can i find the secret in a fortune cookie?
Stranger: yup.chinese bbs
Stranger: OK.because omegle there have many chinese
Stranger: so chinese say "tianya"
Stranger: if u say yes.mean you are chinese
Stranger: hehe
You: ok
You: tianya
You: what is bbs?
You: british broadcasting system?
You: you have british television?
Stranger: which city do you come from usa
You: i am from georgia
Stranger: ??
You: savannah GEORGIA
You: let me know your chinese secret
You: is it pickles?
You: you guys pickle everything
Stranger: o.
You: o = ostrich?
Stranger: no
Stranger: http://www.tianya.cn/
Stranger: if you have intersting to "tianya"
Stranger: you can click"http://www.tianya.cn/"
You: i think i have interest in tianya
Stranger: o=yes
You: does she do weddings?
Stranger: no
You: oh, i looked at the site
Stranger: but tianya is typeing in chinese
You: tianya is fashion
Stranger: can you say chinese?
Stranger: lol
You: chinese fashion. spring sale
You: what is the worst pickle you have ever had?
Stranger: T_T .may be
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi-o
Stranger: hi
Stranger: h r u ?
You: good
You: u?
Stranger: fine
You: feelin good
Stranger: want tok to a lady
You: sure
Stranger: r u a lady ?
You: i want to talk to one
You: find one
Stranger: u ?m,f ?
You: /?
Stranger: u a man ?
Stranger: a lady ?
You: i'm looking down at my penis. it's nodding "yes". affirmative
You: he knows whats up
Stranger: do it you sel f
Stranger: DIY
Stranger: hand
You: no i let him do all the work
You: he's strong
Stranger: bye
You: don't let his small stature fool u
You: ?
You: are you drinking?
Stranger: byebye
You: i'm gonna go clip this hangnail
You: its been a bitch all day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pbradley]

Always answer yes if they ask if you are a woman.

[Trasher02]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ask a drunk person anything

Stranger: hey there

Stranger: what is your name?

You: god

Stranger: are you male or female?

You: female

Stranger: why are you drunk?

You: because I like to be shitfaced

Stranger: good answer!

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 12

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pbradley]

^ going off that

You: Ask god any question!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: infinity/male/heaven
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Trasher02]

Originally Posted by pbradley

^ going off that

You: Ask god any question!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: infinity/male/heaven
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Remember: God is a 12 year old drunk female.

[davenotdead]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: should i shave my pubes tonight?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[davenotdead]

hahahahha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!!
You: i choose squirtle
Stranger: S
Stranger: dicks everywhere!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[davenotdead]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u a guy?
You: ya
Stranger: gay?
You: u?
You: nop
You: but we can talk about gay stuff if you want
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Stranger: hi
You: h
You: i
Stranger: wasuop?
You: n
You: u
You: d
Stranger: asl?
You: d
You: i
You: n
You: 2
You: 3
You: m
You: u
You: s
You: a
You: u
You: /
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[vulva]

Links are obviously NSFW for the most part


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hey... i'm looking for female 25+ ???
You: http://i30.tinypic.com/91dz15.png
You: that's me
Stranger: you are kidding ?
You: nope
You: you like?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: wonderful ass
You: my ex boyfriend took that pic
You: then he cheated on me
You: kinda just looking for some fun now
Stranger: he's stupid
Stranger: how od are u?
You: 24
You: too young?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm 22
Stranger: =)
You: you said you were looking for 25+ though
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like older women
You: but you'll settle for my age?
Stranger: yes
You: =)
Stranger: i dated with older women most times
You: awesome
Stranger: where from?
You: toronto
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do u have msn or yahoo ?
You: no =(
Stranger: ok
You: don't use computers much
Stranger: do u have another pics ?
You: you haven't even shown me one of you yet
You: :P
Stranger: do u want to see my cock?
You: maybe.... ;P
Stranger: http://img228.imageshack.us/i/mybigdick.jpg/
You: why is the file called mybigdick? it not that big, and really thin =\
Stranger: you don't like my dick ?
You: not really, I mean I think a dildo would be better =(
Stranger: is it small ?
Stranger: i thought i had a big one
You: well average size, but it's so thin
You: it's like a rail or something
Stranger: =(
You: sorry, I don't mean to be mean or anything... but it just seems like that'd be more uncomfortable than anything else
You: =(
You: making me lose my state of arousal
You: maybe you have a beautiful face to make up for it?
You: help me out, I'm losing all arousal =(
Stranger: first u show your face photo
Stranger: i need to make some resaerchs on my pc
Stranger: to find
Stranger: my face photo
Stranger: ok?
You: kk, lemme grab a pic of my face. I don't have any naked ones though with my face, is that okay?
Stranger: okay
You: here's a cute one http://i28.tinypic.com/1zcha9l.gif
You: or not? I guess you think I'm ugly =(
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: you are not ugly
Stranger: you are very nice =)
You: oh, thanks =)
You: can I see your handsome face now?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait i'll upload it
You: kk
Stranger: http://img188.imageshack.us/i/galdor.jpg/
You: oh wow, old pic?
Stranger: you doN't like my face though
Stranger: =(
Stranger: before 2-3 years
Stranger: i doN't remember
You: you're a very sweet guy =)
Stranger: really ?
You: I think this might be the wrong venue for you to meet women
You: maybe you should try World Of Warcraft?
You: there you can look like anything!
Stranger: what do u mean ?
Stranger: i doN't understand
Stranger: sorry
You: it's just that your face and body don't match how sweet and beautiful of a man you are
You: maybe you'll grow in to your face?
Stranger: so you don't like me or do ?
You: no =( you're very kind but your face isn't so kind. and your wire cock doesn't help either =( try world of warcraft! There are even characters on there that look like you! ^_^ They're called orcs, you'd like them =)
Stranger: you broke my heart
Stranger: i'm an ugly man
Stranger: what can i do for this
Stranger: i can't change my face
Stranger: or appearance
You: but you have inner beauty! just hide what you look like to the world, and communicate through other appearances like in games or on forums
You: don't let your bad looks hold back the beautiful man inside
Stranger: i will never find a beautiful girl
You: you won't
You: but it's okay
You: maybe you can find an ugly girl who understands your pain =)
You: and you can get married!
Stranger: why you are so cruel ?
You: I'm trying to help you overcome your physical drawback
You: focus on your personality
You: maybe you can win a girl over if you hide your face from her for a few months <3
Stranger: give me a point for my apeearance between 1-10
You: 2.4/10
You: could be worse
You: there's still hope for you
You: just not much =(
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I'm from LA
You: you?
Stranger: denmark
You: hmmm
You: maybe try moving to somewhere in the US like Texas. Many ugly men there
You: you'll seem more handsome
You: I've seen a lot of hot Danish men, though. You don't stand a chance =(
Stranger: why are u doing this ?
You: to help you
Stranger: you broke my heart and go on do this
You: try World Of Warcraft, it helped my ugly friend feel like he mattered in some way
You: it might help you!
Stranger: i'm not handsome
Stranger: but
Stranger: i'm not so ugly
You: no, you are
You: don't fight it
Stranger: you are talking like i'm a alien
You: overcome it
You: your ears make you look like one to be honest
You: =(
Stranger: what type of guys do u like ?
Stranger: can u show a pic of your ex ?
You: sure, one sec
Stranger: k
You: this was him performing at his cafe http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92.../ryanlive2.jpg
You: he may have been an asshole at times, but fuck he was good looking
You: amazing musician too
You: <3
Stranger: yes right
Stranger: can i see your other pic ?
Stranger: your sey pic ?
Stranger: sexy*
You: http://i30.tinypic.com/91dz15.png this one?
Stranger: i saw it
Stranger: another one ?
You: I don't have any other sexy ones =(
Stranger: normal one ?
You: sure one sec. I don't keep pics of myself on hand, I'll search my hard disk
Stranger: ok
You: http://i25.tinypic.com/29ngu1i.gif
You: look dear, I have to go soon. I have a date coming by and I need to freshen up
You: please don't let your looks get you down
You: you'll find another ugly person who's your soulmate, I know it
You: are you there? I have to leave in 5 minutes, I don't want to end on silence
You: I want to make sure you're okay
Stranger: i'm okay
You: well, like I said. find other ways to meet girls
You: ones that don't involve your face/body and you'll be fine
You: have a good night, and wish me luck on my date. I hear this guy's cock is thick like a popcan. Hope I can go all the way with him. Goodnight dear <3
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: later Orc man =)
Stranger: =(
Stranger: send me another normal pic before u go
Stranger: plz
Stranger: ok?
You: I'm getting really weirded out by you asking for these pictures =(
Stranger: last favor for me ok?
You: I'm sorry, that's just too weird for me
You: I feel like you're beating off to them while crying
You: and that's terrifying for me
You: goodbye
Stranger: =( goodbye

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[EVOLghost]

Il ove you man. This is so fucking funny.

[davenotdead]

lol

[Danny]

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: england!
Stranger: so nice
You: what are you from
You: *where
Stranger: i'm from Taiwan
You: oh
You: one of my friends is there right now, travelling, how exciting
You: my name is danny, what is your name
Stranger: my name is Fanny
You: oh, right

You have disconnected.

[SYRFox]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: i need a piece of advice
Stranger: sure
You: what's the best way to clean up some blood on the ground ? there's a ton of blood there and it looks terrible :/
Stranger: You're kidding, right?
You: i'm not
You: i just cut out my finger
Stranger: Ow.
You: i'm willing to stick it back but i won't get it in the middle of all that blood
Stranger: I'm not quite sure how to help you, but best of luck. Try asking someone else, or go to answers.yahoo.com
You: my keyboard begins to feel bloody too :/
Stranger: Or, quit fucking around on your parents' computer and go get a job.
You: man i can't get a job with a finger missing
You: oh nevermind
You: i found a solution
Stranger: Thing is, though, your finger's fine.
You: i'll use my cat as a floorcloth
You: laters
You have disconnected.

[Danny]

This one was fun.



You: you're not going to be weird are you
Stranger: hello
Stranger: weird?
Stranger: why?
You: the last person asked me to put my dick in their pussy
You: and i was like
You: no
You: i don't even have one
You: and then they left
Stranger: ah ok
You: and i felt bad
Stranger: i see
Stranger: but if i ask you to do the opposite then ?
Stranger: nah dont worry
You: whoaaaa
You: this internet thing is scary
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nah im not that scary
Stranger: im actually normal
Stranger: perfectly normal
You: sure sure
Stranger: lol
Stranger: iam
Stranger: ask my friends
Stranger: who are you then?
You: i don't know any of them
You: i am abby
You: who are you
Stranger: Enrique
Stranger: Nice to talk with you Abby.
Stranger: where you from?
You: england!
Stranger: What are you doing up at this time??
You: i can't sleep
You: why, where are you?
Stranger: im at Sweden
Stranger: cant sleep either
You:
Stranger: and i have to be up in 4hrs
Stranger: makes it much worse
You: oh what a shame
You: i can stay in bed all day long
Stranger: you are lucky then
You: well
You: i lost my job so i don't have anything else to do
You: no money
You: so its kind of depressing really
Stranger: nah really?
Stranger: im depressed too
Stranger: how old are you then?
You: 17
Stranger: dont you study then?
You: i just finished going to community college
You: i had a part time job and i was hoping to keep it for the summer
You: but then the restaurant went out of business
Stranger: i see
You: yep
Stranger: poor you
You: i know
You: haha
Stranger: why are you here then?
Stranger: on this sketchy site?
You: its funny sometimes
You: other time its just creepy
You: but oh well
You: you said you are depressed, why are you depressed?
Stranger: im worrying about my future
Stranger: thats about it
Stranger: and that this world is full of pricks
You: oh i worry about that too, like what if i never find a new job?
You: also yeah it is sometimes
You: there are nice people too though
Stranger: but you are 17 !
Stranger: you have a future
You: well how old are you
Stranger: not too many nice people, its rare to find them
Stranger: im 20
You: you just have 3 years less of a future than i do
You: most people can be nice if you give them the opportunity to show it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ive had trust me
Stranger: if you only knew
You: maybe you are going to the wrong places to meet people
You: like omegle
Stranger: thats what ive just realised ive done
Stranger: no not omegle
You: haha
Stranger: i used to live in england actually
Stranger: when i was in your age
You: oh where in england
Stranger: london
Stranger: any into football?
You: :/
You: not really
Stranger: ok
You: sorry
You: did you want to talk about football
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just asked
You: oh okay
Stranger: got a boyfriend then?
You: nope
You: not really interested
Stranger: in guys?
You: well, no, i mean i just don't really care about dating or anything like that
You: everyone else is doing it and it just causes them problems
Stranger: aha, what do you do instead?
You: well i went to college, since summer started i've been a bit bored
You: i just hang out with my friends, listen to music, read, stuff like that
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: got bebo then?
You: nope
Stranger: would it be rude to ask you for a photo then ? =/
You: haha its a little weird but
You: if you show me one
You: i will show you one
Stranger: send me one then please!
Stranger: i beg you miss
You: well can i see a picture of you too?
Stranger: yes ofc
Stranger: but i asked you first
You: okayyy
You: let me find one
You: its so hard to find one where i don't look retarded
Stranger: lol
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: im a stranger
You: http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...18885_3045.jpg i suppose this one is okay
You: if you tilt your head
Stranger: ok let me watch
Stranger: haha i would have banged you
Stranger: but is it you then?
You: well, i wouldn't have let you
You: duh
Stranger: anyway have to go to bed now but resurso@hotmail.com
Stranger: if you wanna stay in touch
Stranger: ?
You: nope
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats ok
You: you're far too creepy
Stranger: creepy???
Stranger: what the hell
You: yeah, extremely
Stranger: how comes?
You: you said so many inappropriate things!
Stranger: i was kidding about that banging thing
You: sure sure
You: that was the worst
You: just go
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tell me then so i can learn
Stranger: what was the other one?
You: no, i'd rather you just suffer
You: cruising the internet for girls
You: you make me sick
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im not cruising for girls
Stranger: i was asking for a friend
Stranger: chill
You: whatever
Stranger: anyway
You: friends don't bang eachother
You: go away
Stranger: chill! joke its called
You: back to sweden
You: and out of my life
Stranger: =)
You: thats not going to work
Stranger: what made you so upset just now?
You: just go
Stranger: ok anyway sleep well =)
Stranger: and have a nice one!
You: i'll be having nightmares of swedish rapists!
Stranger: lol
You: have a good life, bye
Stranger: Behave for fuck sake.
You: sort out your attitudes towards women
You: misogynistic fuck
Stranger: what attitude?
You: your fucking assumption that they want to sleep with you
You: after some sweet talk
Stranger: i have female friends that can joke like that
Stranger: no problem
You: they're all sluts then
Stranger: then you are the one with an attitude
You: swedish women are notorious for being massive slags
You: and you're just weird
Stranger: lol
You: so fuck off out of my computer monitor
You: and take your tiny dick with you
Stranger: yes swedish women are slags
Stranger: =)
You: go and fuck some then
You: and stay out of england
Stranger: i will =)
Stranger: english girls likes it too
Stranger: dont worry
You: yeah sure
Stranger: yep
You: go build some ikea furniture
You: and have blonde hair
You: and other swedish bullshit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[floatingslowly]

you girls can stop now. vulva just tac-nuked the internet.

BRAVO.

ps: lol stay out of england

[dirty bunny]

So I take it that the point of all this is to be the biggest jerk you can be, then sit back and watch the hilarity?

TAKE THAT INTERNET

[static-harmony]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Im 18 m bi and live in ct wanna call me
You: You like your men older?
Stranger: Yea it doesnt matter
You: I'm turning 69 this month
Stranger: Idc
You: What do you like to do?
Stranger: Alot of things but ill tell u more if u let me tlk to u on the phone
You: Nah, I don't like calling strangers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[static-harmony]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello.
You: 'ello
Stranger: ~.
You: ...
Stranger: how old are u
You: 18 1/2
Stranger: haha ..i'm 19
Stranger: where are u from
You: l.a. you?
Stranger: south korea.
Stranger: are u girl or boy?
You: both
You: you?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: oh no!.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: hahahha
You: haha
Stranger: do u speak korean
You: no, I only speak english
Stranger: ah...
Stranger: um... u boy!!?
Stranger: girl?
You: no, both I said already
Stranger: um..........
You: you know those freak people
You: I live in a circus actually
Stranger: monster?????
You: Yes, but only cuter
Stranger: i don't no you talk
Stranger: .......
Stranger: do u live with moster?
You: Yeah I live with master he beats me everyday.
You: I just escaped his house
Stranger: i You've got to believe
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: monster name?
You: bikini kill
You: weird name I know
Stranger: wow hahaha
Stranger: cute!
Stranger: hahaha...
You: I hate people are you people?
Stranger: no.
You: Good, because people suck.
Stranger: i'm u Comrade
Stranger: um,
You: I am me
You: You speak gwar?
Stranger: people don't know peace
Stranger: um....
Stranger: yes! speak gwar
You: Peace?? Don't you mean plur?
You: Gwar, gwar, gwaaarrw.
Stranger: gar! gwar! gomgom! wow
You: Wow that was dirty
You: I feel offended by your rude language
Stranger: sorrt
Stranger: sorry.
You: it's okay, I would never expect anything from me
Stranger: .............
Stranger: u really monster
Stranger: ?
You: Yes, I said that. I drop in your dreams and butcher your unicorns and teddy bears
You: You no monster?
Stranger: yes.
You: Good...
Stranger: sorry i'm People
You: It's ok, just don't be mad when I destroy dreams
Stranger: yesyes ㅡㅡ
You: So you like guys or girls? This will really bond our friendship
Stranger: i'm girlㅡㅡ,
Stranger: ㅡ_ㅡ
You: I see, that's ok humans are inferior
You: anyways
You: Do you like machine guns?
Stranger: um i do't see guns
You: No, what kind of country doesn't have guns? You no fear?
Stranger: Is normal people dosen't have gun.
You: Ok...
Stranger: but
Stranger: i don't like gun.
You: I see not even your boyfriend's? Or you like girls?
Stranger: no.. i haven't.
You: You haven't seen one?
Stranger: i'm not faggot
Stranger: um..
You: Christian?
You: Jewish?
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: i'm student.
You: Oh I see, you still haven't figured it out yet. It will come someday
Stranger: so i don't have boyfriend.
Stranger: ...............
You: Well I have to go, have a nice day human
You have disconnected.

[ithinkimissyou]

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: are you a horny girl?

You: i'm a horney cucumber

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



(as an aside, i had a wonderful drunk conversation with a lady called nina who came from montana, but for the most part, omegle is... laughing material.. pie)

[ithinkimissyou]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yo
You: schmo!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: everytime i say yo
Stranger: people disconnect
Stranger: because they assume im not a girl
Stranger: and their pervy dreams shatter before them
You: well yo is better than ASL, ALSO, people disconnected when i did the highly witty "lsa?"
Stranger: hahaha
You: i was disappointed
Stranger: *high fives the wittyness*
You: o/
You: where come thee from?
Stranger: you may guess
You: i love the randomness of this
Stranger: and if you guess correctly
Stranger: i shall give you a cookie
Stranger: lol same
You: WELL. you come from a country where english is a first language, yes?
Stranger: correctemundo
You: hmm.
Stranger: so far so good
You: you come from...
You: (tosses coin)
Stranger: lol
You: north america?
Stranger: correct again
Stranger: ZOMG U GENIUS
Stranger: okay now just the state
You: *wins millions of dollars*
Stranger: and a cookie
You: i care not for the dollars, i care only for the cookies
Stranger: that's the spirit, son
You: ok...
You: RIGHT
You: this is tough
Stranger: yep
Stranger: very tough i must admit
You: your LANGUAGE, reminds me of... shall we say, british english
You: so I
You: am going to say
Stranger: really?
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: that's a first
Stranger: that has me in stitches actually
Stranger: lmao...cheerio
You: well you could be texas, but.. fucked if i know
You: WHAT
You: dont leave
Stranger: no noo
You: i have to guess
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i meant
Stranger: you know
Stranger: the cheerio thing
You: no no, too late
Stranger: british people say that right
You: *wipes tear from eye*
Stranger: =(
You: :P
Stranger: *gives premature cookie*
You: aw
Stranger: ..premature cookie
Stranger: that made no sense
You: well...
You: let's not read into the science
Stranger: let's not
You: i simply see kindness
Stranger: and let's guess states
You: OK
You: i am saying
You: conneticut, or however the hell it's spelled
Stranger: very cold
Stranger: ice cold
Stranger: refrigerator cold
You: YOU'RE A WESTIE?
Stranger: that's not really cold
Stranger: but yeah
Stranger: naaaaaw
Stranger: that would be freezer cold
You: Nevada?
Stranger: too hot
Stranger: literally
Stranger: lols
You: : )
You: are you saying my cookie is now melted?
Stranger: well if you live in nevada, it probably is
Stranger: i'll give u a hint
Stranger: it's BIG
Stranger: and um
Stranger: rocky
Stranger: *wink wink*
You: colorado?
Stranger: clooose
Stranger: you're smart
Stranger: but it's bigger
Stranger: cowboys
Stranger: indians
You: argh blargh. my american geography is shit
You: montana?
Stranger: WE HAVE A WINNER
You: well clearly, you need to fly to ireland and give me a cookie
Stranger: *gives cookie*
Stranger: ireland?!
Stranger: holy guacemole
You: indeeders!
Stranger: your american geography is better than the average american
You: can i say, i could make a quip, but, i feel as though the average american is kind of um, left behind or some stuff
Stranger: lol
You: i known im a horrible socialist european, but i've seen the recent republican ads on healthcare
You: and i just ask my self "wtf?"
Stranger: oh i hear ya
Stranger: we're a bunch of morons pretty much
Stranger: excluding me
Stranger: cause im indian
Stranger: lol
You: ah you're not, americans are fucking awesome, and hard working, i just feel as though... i just think you have some manipulative shits in control
You: not just government, i mean law enforcement, etc. bleh
You: i would love to live in a place like montana, it's spectacular
Stranger: yeah it's just how it is...keep the people dumb..divide and conquer, the usual
Stranger: oh i agree my irish friend
You: the thing is, you guys set the standard, europe will follow
Stranger: naw
Stranger: i think u guys have your own way of going about things
You: stranger friend person, my name is dave by the by, i think... see... what i like about europe, and maybe i'm too ideological... i see continental europe (i.e. germany and france) as saying: "hey we kicked the shit out of each other for centuries and it got us nowhere, let us co-operate for the mutual benefit of out people
You: out/our
Stranger: nice to meet you dave
Stranger: i like how you can switch the conversation from cookies to continental european ideology and politics
Stranger: lol
Stranger: my name is um...it's Ni'itsitaapi...but palefaces call me Nina
Stranger: just kidding lol
Stranger: but they seriously just call me nina
Stranger: but i was joking
Stranger: on the palefaces
Stranger: of course
You: im slightly drunk ALSO, you're very calm and stuff, so i can switch... everyone before you switched off after i delivered 2 sentences
Stranger: meh, i like the rambling
You: it was slightly embarrasing
You: also, very nice to meet you nina
You: and seriously im king of the palefaces *points to pink cheeks*
Stranger: hahaha
You: i just think america, and when i say america.. bleh, it really is ruled by ex-europeans (irony!)... it's a cruel place
You: for the people that can't afford healthcare
You: people just kinda say "fuck you"
Stranger: yeah it's true
Stranger: but that's the mentality
Stranger: you get hurt
Stranger: pay for it yourself
Stranger: independence and yadda yadda
Stranger: but i get free health care so yay
You: but, native americans didnt work on that mentality, yes? they were a big family
You: i mean, the different tribes
You: bleh, the tribe would look after members of the same tribe
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: your last statement is correct
Stranger: there are 500+ tribes
Stranger: these days
Stranger: we see eachother as "relatives"
You: because you've been so horribly devided, and europeans spent a good length of time trying to wipe you out
You: i.. see.. blargh. what depresses me is the fact that, a lot of irish people fled this country because at the time we were under british oppression
You: but
You: when we reached the united states, we instigated or were part of, the same, or worse kind of oppression
You: we had *no* right to the land, none, zero, yet we picked on a people who were worse off than ourselves. we didnt learn the lesson.
You: </rant>
Stranger: haha that's ok
Stranger: rant away
Stranger: but don't say "we"
Stranger: the people who commited those atrocities are long gone
Stranger: they made place for other people
Stranger: like Bush
Stranger: and Rupert Murdoch
Stranger: though
Stranger: but what can ya do
You: It's hard to follow that line up
You: I just hope we've moved on, as a species, but I don't think we have. But your gentleness gives me hope : )
Stranger: : )
Stranger: humans are strange beings
You: we are. one of the statements that i've read/heard, over the years is that: anything you can think of, no matter how horrible or good it is, someone will do.
You: there are no limits to our kindness or our cruelty
Stranger: very true
Stranger: *thinks Dave is deep*
You: meh, i just think, if you think, you are deep
Stranger: i have a question though
Stranger: pretty unrelated
Stranger: but
Stranger: it's pretty late here
Stranger: which means..
Stranger: that over there...
Stranger: where you're at
Stranger: i'll just ask
Stranger: what time is it?!?
You: it is *gawks at time thingy*
You: 03:43
Stranger: damn
Stranger: you're drunk
Stranger: on omegle
Stranger: at 3am
Stranger: *respect*
You: you've cheered me up endlessly
Stranger: : )
You: seriously, it's the idea that someone out there can carry a conversation with a drunk random irish bloke
Stranger: hahaha
You: that takes understanding :P
Stranger: i have a lot of that lol
Stranger: but thanks!
Stranger: glad to be of service
Stranger: *tips hat*
You: i'd love to visit your part of the US, do you allow yourself that time to revel in the beautiful part of the world you call home?
Stranger: oh yes very much so
Stranger: i live right next door to the rockies
Stranger: so i ride horses/swim/go hiking often
You: that sounds horribly dreary :P (i jest!) it's a beautiful part of the world. i have to admit i know very little though - are the communities still ok? in other words, are they very small/dilluted or are they coping ok?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: they're coping ok
Stranger: i live on the reservation
Stranger: so the community is pretty close knit
Stranger: also lol at "bloke"
Stranger: funny word
You: bloke is a perculiarly british/irish word, it couldnt be anything else!
Stranger: hahaha
You: i envy the sense of community
You: i know it's not in one persons hands, but, damnit, it's got to be kept at all costs
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i hear ya
Stranger: how old are u btw?
Stranger: im guessing
Stranger: mid twenties
You: bang on
Stranger: haha im good at guessing
You: 25, you couldnt get more mid 20's than that : )
You: i wouldnt dare to guess you
Stranger: *gives self cookie*
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: guess away
You: i couldnt, you're smart, gentle and kind.. you could be 20 for all i know, or you could be 40... i really don't know
Stranger: 20!
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: and thank you : )
Stranger: i am 20
Stranger: i meant that
You: :: )
Stranger: not that im 50 and glad you guessed im 20 or something
You: when i was in my teens, i realised that wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age
You: some of the smartest people i've met have been kids, and some of the most foolish have been quite old...
You: that's life
Stranger: i completely agree
Stranger: i think it depends on how you were raised
Stranger: some "older generation" people seem to have some really backwards thoughtprocesses
You: and i don't blame them for that