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Old 01.10.2007, 08:28 AM   #1
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The Golden Raspberry Awards or Razzies were created by John Wilson in 1980, intended to complement the Academy Awards by dishonoring the worst acting, screenwriting, songwriting, directing, and films that the film industry had to offer. Current awards are voted upon by the membership of the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation (GRAF). Traditionally, nominations are announced one day before the Motion Picture Academy announces its Oscar nominations, and the awards are presented one day before the Oscar ceremony.
The term "raspberry" is used in its irreverent sense, as in "blowing a raspberry." In Cockney rhyming slang, "raspberry" means flatulence, "raspberry tart" rhyming with "fart".


Complete List of 2006 Releases (January 1st thru December 31: 495 Titles)


Likely RAZZIE Contenders appear in ALL CAPS.
Titles already under discussion on the RAZZIE forum appear in RED type...


a = Animated
d = Documentary
f = Foreign Film
R = REMAKE
S = SEQUEL


3 Needles
4
8 Below
10 Items or Less
12 and Holding
13 Tzameti / f
16 Blocks
49 Up / d
51 Birch Street
95 Miles to Go
Abominable
Accepted
Adam & Steve
After Innocence / d
Akeelah and the Bee
Alex Rider: Stormbreaker
ALL THE KING'S MEN / R
The Almost Guys
America: From Freedom to Facism / d
AMERICAN DREAMZ
American Gun
American Hardcore / d
An American Haunting
ANNAPOLIS
Another Gay Movie
The Ant Bully / a
Apocalypto
April’s Shower
Aquamarine
The Architect
Army of Shadows / f
Art School Confidential
Arhtur and the Invisibles / a
Ask the Dust
ATL
The Aura
Autumn / f
Awesome! I…Shot That! / d
Azumi
Babel
Backstage
BARNYARD / a
BASICALLY, IT STINKS, TOO /S
Battle in Heaven / f
Beauty Academy of Kabul / f
BEERFEST
THE BENCHWARMERS
Beowulf & Grendel
Beyond Honor
BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 / S
BLACK CHRISTMAS / R
The Black Dahlia
Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story
Blood Diamond
BLOODRAYNE
Blossoming of Maximo Oliveros
Blossoms of Fire
Bobby
Borat
Boynton Beach Club
Boys Briefs 4
Boys of Baraka / d
The Break-Up
Breaking & Entering
Brick
The Bridesmaid / f
Broken Bridges
Broken Sky
Bubble
Buddha Wild: Monk in a Hut / d
Buzz / d
Candy
Cars / a
Casino Royale / R S
Catch a Fire
Cautiva
Cave of the Yellow Dog / d
Cavite / f
Cease Fire
Changing Times / f
CHARLOTTE'S WEB / a R
Children of Men
Christmas at Maxwell's
Clean /f
Clerks II / S
CLICK
Close to You / f
Coastlines
Coffee Date
Color of the Cross
Come Early Morning
The Conrad Boys
Confetti
Conversations with God
Conversations with Other Women
Copying Beethoven
THE COVENANT
Cowboy del Amor / d
Crank
CROSSOVER
CSA: The Confederate States of America
Curious George / a
Curse of the Golden Flower
THE DA VINCI CODE
Darwin’s Nightmare / d
Dave Chappelle’s Block Party / d
DATE MOVIE
Days of Glory / f
The Dead Girl
Dead Man's Shoes
Death of a President
The Death of Mr. Lazarescu / f
DECK THE HALLS
Deja Vu
Deliver Us from Evil / d
The Descent
The Departed
The Devil and Daniel Johnston / d
The Devil Wears Prada
The Devil’s Miner d
Dirty
District B-13 / f
Dog Lovers’ Symphony
Don’t Come Knocking
Don’t Tell / f
DOOGAL / a
Down in the Valley
Drawing Restraint 9
Dreamgirls
Driving Lessons
Duck Season / f
Eating Out 2
Edmond
El Cortez
The Empire in Africa / d
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
End of the Spear
Eragon
EVERYONE'S HERO / a
Evil
Facing the Giants
Factory Girl
Factotum
FAILURE TO LAUNCH
The Fall of Fujimori / d
Family Law
Fanaa / f
Fanfan la Tulipe / f
FAST & FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT / S
Fast Food Nation
Fast Track
Fateless
Favela Rising / d
Feast
Film Geek
FINAL DESTINATION 3 / S
Find me Guilty
Firewall
Flags of Our Fathers
Flannel Pajamas
FLICKA
Flushed Away / a
FLYBOYS
The Flying Scotsman
Following Sean / d
Forgiving Dr. Mengele / d
For Your Consideration
The Fountain
FREEDOMLAND
Friends with Money
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus
Gabrielle / f
Game 6
GARFIELD: A TAIL of TWO KITTIES / S
Giuliani Time / d
Glory Road
Go for Zucker!
Goal! The Dream Begins
The Good German
The Good Sherpherd
A Good Woman
A Good Year
GRANDMA’S BOY
The Great New Wonderful
Gridiron Gang
The Groomsmen
GRUDGE 2
Guadalupe / f
The Guardian
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
Guys and Balls
Half Nelson
Happy Feet / a
Hard Candy
Hard Scrambled
Harsh Times
Heading South
The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
The Heart of the Game / d
Henri Cartier-Bresson: The Impassioned Eye / d
Herbie Hancock: Possibilities / d
The Hills Have Eyes / R
The History Boys
The Holiday
Hollywoodland
Home of the Brave
HOOT
Hostel
House of Adam
House of Sand /f
How to Eat Fried Worms
Humko Deewana Kar Gaye / f
Hurricane on the Bayou / d
I Am a Sex Addict
I Like Killing Flies
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown / a / S
Idiocracy
Idlewild
Illusion
The Illusionist
Imagine Me & You
In Her Line of Fire
An Inconvenient Truth / d
Infamous
Inland Empire
Inside Man
Invincible
IOWA
Iraq for Sale: The War Profiteers / d
Iraq in Fragments / d
Iron Island / f
Jaan-e-Mann / f
JACKASS: NUMBER 2 / S
Jesus Camp
Jet Li's Fearless
JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE
JUST MY LUCK
Keeping Mum
Keeping Up with the Steins
Kekexili: Mountain Patrol / f
Killer Diller
The King
Kinky Boots
The L.A. Riot Spectacular
The Lady in Question: Charles Busch / d
LADY IN THE WATER
Lady Vengeance / f
THE LAKE HOUSE / R
LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR
Last Holiday
The Last King of Scotland
The Last Kiss
Lemming / f
Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man / d
Le Petit Lieutenant /f
L’Enfant / f
LET'S GO TO PRISON
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Children
Little Fish
LITTLE MAN
Little Miss Sunshine
Live Freaky! Die Freaky!
The Lives of Others / f
Living the Dream
London
Lonesome Jim
The Long Weekend
Look Both Ways
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
The Lost City
Love is the Drug
Love's Abiding Joy
Loverboy
Lower City / f
Lucky Number Sleven
Lunacy / f
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Old 01.10.2007, 08:29 AM   #2
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MADEA’S FAMILY REUNION / S
MAN OF THE YEAR
Manderlay
Malalmaal Weekly / f
Mardi Gras: Made in China / d
Marie Antionette
Marilyn Hotchkiss’ Ballroom Dancing and Charm School
The Marine
MATERIAL GIRLS
Metal: A Head-Banger’s Journey /d
Miami Vice
Mini’s First Time
Miss Potter
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III / S
Modern Man
Monster House / a
Moonlight
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
The Motel
La Moustache / f
Mouth to Mouth
Mozart and the Whale
La Mujer de Mi Hermano / f
Mutual Attraction
My First Wedding
My Grandmother’s House / d
MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
Nacho Libre
Nanny McPhee
Nathalie
The Nativity Story
Nearing Grace
Neil Young: Heart of Gold / d
Neo Ned
Never Say Goodbye / f
Night at the Museum
The Night Listener
Night of the Living Dead 3-D / R
Night Watch / f
Nightmare Man
Notes on a Schandal
The Notorious Bettie Page
Off the Black
The Oh in Ohio
Old Joy
THE OMEN / R
On a Clear Day
On the Outs
Once in a Lifetime / d
One Last Ride
One Last Thing
One Night with the King
Only Human
Opal Dream
Open Season / a
Our Brand is Crisis / d
Over the Hedge / a
The Painted Veil
Pan's Labyrinth / f
Peaceful Warrior
Perfume
La Petite Jerusalem / f
PHAT GIRLZ
The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes / a
THE PINK PANTHER / R
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest / S
Pizza
POSEIDON / R
Poster Boy
A Prairie Home Companion
Preaching to the Choir
The Prestige
The Promise / f
The Proposition
The Protector
The Puffy Chair
Pulse
The Pursuit of Happyness
Quality of Life
The Queen
Queens / f
The Quiet
Quinceanera
Rang de Basanti / f
The Real Dirt on Farmer John / d
Renaissance
THE RETURN
Revolutions
Riding Alone for 1000 Miles / f
The Road to Guantanamo / d
ROCKY BALBOA / R & S
Romeo & Juliet, Sealed with a Kiss / a
Running Scared
Running with Scossors
Russian Dolls / f
RV
SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE
Saving Shiloh
SAW 3 / S
Say Uncle
A SCANNER DARKLY
SCARY MOVIE 4
SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS / R
The Science of Sleep
Scoop
Screamers / d
Screen Door Jesus
The Second Chance
The Secret Life of Words
SEE NO EVIL
The Sentinel
Shadowboxer
THE SHAGGY DOG / R
Shakespeare Behind Bars / d
Sherrybaby
SHE'S THE MAN
Shock to the System
Shortbus
Shut Up and Sing / d
SILENT HILL
Sir! No, Sir! / d
The Sisters
Sisters in Law
Sketches of Frank Gehry / d
The Slanted Screen / d
Sleeping Dogs Lie
Slither
SNAKES ON A PLANE
Snow Blind / d
Soap
Something New
Somersault
Sophie Scholl, The Final Days / f
Sorry, Haters
Standing Still
STAY ALIVE
Step Up
Steve Harvey’s Don’t Trip, He Ain’t Thru with Me Yet!
Stick It
Strangers with Candy
Stranger Than Fiction
Street Fight / d
El Sueno del Regresso / f
Suits on the Loose
Summer Storm / f
Superman Returns / S & R
Surviving Eden
Sweet Land
The Syrian Bride
Take the Lead
Tales of the Rat Fink / d
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY
Tamara
Taxi 9211
Ten Items or Less
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Tenants
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING
Thank You for Smoking
That Man: Peter Berlin / d
This Film is Not yet Rated / d
Three Days of Rain
Three Times / f
Through the Fire (The Sebastian Telfar Story) / d
Tideland
The Tiger and the Snow / f
Time to Leave / f
The Tollbooth
Tristram Shandy, a Cock & Bull Story
Tristan & Isolde
Trudell / d
Trust the Man
Tsotsi / f
Turistas
Two Drifters / f
Two Weeks
Typhoon
U.S. Versus John Lennon / d
ULTRAVIOLET
Umrao Jaan / f
UNACCOMPANIED MINORS
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION / S
United 93
Unknown
Unknown White Male / d
V for Vendetta
Vajra Sky Over Tibet / d
VAN WILDER 2: THE RISE OF TAJ / S
Venus
Volver / f
Wah-Wah
Waist Deep
The War Tapes /d
Wassaup Rockers?
Water
We Are Marshall
What the Bleep?: Down the Rabbit Hole
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS / R
When Do We Eat?
When the Sea Rises / f
Who Gets to Call it Art? / d
Who Killed the Electric Car? / d
AWhore's Son / f
WICKER MAN / R<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< What do you know...
THE WILD (aka Disney's MADAGASCAR) / a
Winter Passing
Why We Fight / d
William Eggleston in the Real World /d
Woman is the Future of Man / f
Wondrous Oblibvion
Wordplay / d
World Trade Center
Workingman’s Death d
Yang Bi Xi: The 8 Model Works / f
X-Men: The Last Stand / S
Yacoubian Building / f
A Year Without Love / f
You, Me and Dupree
Zinda / f
The Zodiac
ZOOM
Zui Hao de Shi Guang (Three Times) / f
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i have seen three of those films.
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Old 01.10.2007, 08:34 AM   #4
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Haha same here.
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That movie "Bobby" really seemed to be the biggest surprising loser, all its pre-hype about its important subject matter and then most of the reviews saying it was a good idea poorly executed, its one thing to name "Employee of the Month" as a bad film, you can kind of tell just by looking at it, its always the ones that try to be the best or most important film of the year and wind up terrible that really get bashed.
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That movie "Bobby" really seemed to be the biggest surprising loser, all its pre-hype about its important subject matter and then most of the reviews saying it was a good idea poorly executed, its one thing to name "Employee of the Month" as a bad film, you can kind of tell just by looking at it, its always the ones that try to be the best or most important film of the year and wind up terrible that really get bashed.

Like Factory Girl, it got bad reviews.
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Old 01.10.2007, 04:28 PM   #7
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Old 01.10.2007, 06:42 PM   #8
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it's not spam, It's TOKOLOSH!!!!!!!

it's a movie tag line that could be seen as Oscar worthy, or Razzie Deservey (very bad made up english)

i almost went to 2 of the movies in red, but decided it wasn't worth it, I was gonna watch Talledega Nights on the plane, but the westbound flight didn't have it
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Old 01.10.2007, 08:11 PM   #9
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what the fuck?

Talledega Nights was hilarious, fuck anyone who doesnt laugh at it.
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