Has someone ever ruined masturbation for you?

Everyneurotic · 11.24.2007, 02:36 PM

yep? nope?

how?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.24.2007, 02:38 PM

what?
the fuck?
no?
how the fuck does that work?

!@#$%! · 11.24.2007, 02:38 PM

chafing?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.24.2007, 02:41 PM

you mean when someone comes in while your masturbating to talk to you for a half hour, so you have to sit their uncomfortably not able to get up?

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

what?
the fuck?
no?
how the fuck does that work?

...thought most people figured it out for themselves, but here you go.

http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatom...turbatemen.htm

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 02:47 PM

Many times.
I've been called, IMed, walked in on, people came home, people woke up, vibrator broke, 2girls1cup etc.

!@#$%! · 11.24.2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

2girls1cup etc.

ha ha ha ha ha

oh thank you thank you.

i had not managed to find that video and bam! i just saw it

i laughed so hard

john waters is a now an innocent baby compared to this-- for grossness and for comedy.

fucking hilarious. great way to start the day. thank you.

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 02:53 PM

You're very welcome.

!@#$%! · 11.24.2007, 02:55 PM

i know it's kind of weird timing considering the visuals, but the laugh finally woke me up and i need breakfast.

see you guys later.

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 03:08 PM

jake and dinos chapman ruined masturbation for me. because they made me realize that prepubescent girls with assholes for mouths and penises for noses are kinda... hot. and i'm not sure whether to try to erase my memory, or begin studying genetic engineering.

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 03:16 PM

That's so awesome.

Everyneurotic · 11.24.2007, 03:44 PM

why explain it when that can ruin the fun?

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

why explain it when that can ruin the fun?

you asked yep/nope/how? so i explained how. sorry to ruin your fun.

Everyneurotic · 11.24.2007, 03:52 PM

not directed at you, pretty much directed at everyone else but you.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.24.2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

jake and dinos chapman ruined masturbation for me. because they made me realize that prepubescent girls with assholes for mouths and penises for noses are kinda... hot. and i'm not sure whether to try to erase my memory, or begin studying genetic engineering.

you are a sick individual

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 04:10 PM

BME Pain Olympics (warning: you'll probably think it's 032975325 times worse than 2girls1cup)
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

Everyneurotic · 11.24.2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

BME Pain Olympics (warning: you'll probably think it's 032975325 times worse than 2girls1cup)
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

.

hahahaha

that's fucking...entertaining.

"oh, the humanity!"

ps: this thread wasn't inspired by you and your links.

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 04:21 PM

I know. I just want to ruin masturbation for someone.
There's also the "final round" which is some dudes chopping off their junk.
http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612
I actually cringed at it.

Everyneurotic · 11.24.2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

I know. I just want to ruin masturbation for someone.
There's also the "final round" which is some dudes chopping off their junk.
http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612
I actually cringed at it.

that's quite a mission and i think you're on your good way towards achieving it.

why did those guys shaved their johnsons for?

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 04:40 PM

switching teams?

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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Many times. I've been called, IMed, walked in on, people came home, people woke up, vibrator broke, 2girls1cup etc. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,476	i know it's kind of weird timing considering the visuals, but the laugh finally woke me up and i need breakfast. see you guys later.
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m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	jake and dinos chapman ruined masturbation for me. because they made me realize that prepubescent girls with assholes for mouths and penises for noses are kinda... hot. and i'm not sure whether to try to erase my memory, or begin studying genetic engineering. __________________
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11.24.2007, 03:16 PM	#11
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	That's so awesome. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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11.24.2007, 03:44 PM	#12
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	why explain it when that can ruin the fun? __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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11.24.2007, 03:52 PM	#14
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	not directed at you, pretty much directed at everyone else but you. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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11.24.2007, 04:10 PM	#16
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	BME Pain Olympics (warning: you'll probably think it's 032975325 times worse than 2girls1cup) http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689 __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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11.24.2007, 04:21 PM	#18
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I know. I just want to ruin masturbation for someone. There's also the "final round" which is some dudes chopping off their junk. http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612 I actually cringed at it. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	switching teams? __________________
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