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Old 10.03.2007, 01:45 PM   #21
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There's 'good dumb' and there's 'bad dumb'. The good dumb would probably be The Dayglow Abortions' "Fuck Satan to Death", "Hide The Hamster" or "Proud To Be a Canadian". The bad dumb would have to be that crap about letting the dogs out; or "Whoo--there it is!", where they just point at one ignorant woman's naked arse after another; or that Gwen Stefani nonsense about bananas being b-a-n-a-n-a-s--that's not exactly Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne' or The Doors' "Soul Kitchen"!
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Old 10.03.2007, 08:10 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by pantophobia
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w

this went #1 in at least five countries.......i just.....i just.......well i am at a loss for words, give me Robbie Williams over this
Stupid marketed shit.
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Old 10.03.2007, 09:57 PM   #23
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dare taken:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2UsAbI1hg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmPzUILDeNk

has the world already forgotten this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z7t-Ox3XvU

and it's bastard child:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XubVpeq4E20


ps: you see? the thing with soulja boy is that i can't really tell it apart from the other million songs with the finger-snaps and the awful "rapping" made by yung something or lil' another.
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Old 10.04.2007, 08:59 AM   #24
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All nice but they don't compare to Ice T whining about his supermodel girlfriend for four and a half minutes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lByTXCfFMtI

that was pretty bad. that is ring of honor stupid song
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Old 10.04.2007, 09:02 AM   #25
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Originally Posted by pantophobia
it pained me to even search

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWHCm6H9tfQ

"we ain't go-ing no where" fuck that has many meanings

that song sucks so bad. p doodoo can go fuck himself.
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Old 10.04.2007, 09:06 AM   #26
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this is my favorite stupid song
You can find me in the tub
playin with bubles
and washin my bootie
Ya hear me?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GautSlgAsN0
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Old 10.04.2007, 09:08 AM   #27
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this was my most hated
song for 5 years
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOb5PxgJJOo
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Old 10.04.2007, 11:57 PM   #28
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WLD4oXbrQA

Dear god, this song is so horrendous that I was cringing while typing her name into the search box.
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Old 10.05.2007, 02:55 PM   #29
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anything by nickelback.

Quote:
Originally Posted by pantophobia
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w

this went #1 in at least five countries.......i just.....i just.......well i am at a loss for words, give me Robbie Williams over this

that song is SO HORRIBLE there are no words to describe it.

and those kids in the video- i almost cried for them.
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Old 10.05.2007, 02:56 PM   #30
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This makes me shiver in agony.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8
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Old 10.05.2007, 03:06 PM   #31
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try this for size:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PJV9EMkv0u4
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Old 10.07.2007, 03:10 PM   #32
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This makes me shiver in agony.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8

YES! I absolutely loathe that fucking song!

This one just...just ..makes me want to kill everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V_rXTp1yBU
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Old 10.07.2007, 04:13 PM   #33
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Crash Test Dummies - Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

If most people are like me in this aspect, they don't wan't to have to click the YouTube links to discover yr "dumbest song" nominee.
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Old 10.07.2007, 04:15 PM   #34
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Anything by Kate fucking Nash is guaranteed to piss me off at the moment - she's almost as ghastly as that Razorlight band.
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Old 10.07.2007, 04:22 PM   #35
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Funny you should mention Razorlight

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ASuI34exHlE

While I semi-agree with Atari on the "do I really have to click the link to find out" thing, now that I'm posting one, I rather like the idea of torturing people by making them actually experience this shit.
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Old 10.07.2007, 04:30 PM   #36
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^^^Conclusive proof that J Borrell really is a cock of humugous proportions. Anyone who likes this tune should have their ears filled with concrete.
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