Dish (in a nice way) on your partner! - Page 2

amerikangod · 09.05.2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i own guns, i don't need to fight

There are actually two handguns in my apartment. That aside, you can use yours, I'll come empty-handed. Then maybe we'll be evenly matched.

Satan · 09.05.2009, 09:14 PM

next.

amerikangod · 09.05.2009, 09:15 PM

'Next' was a terrible movie, and as soul-crushingly bad as it was it won't help you in our fight.

jerf · 09.05.2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

8 inches of cock is enough.

Ha. That sounds like one of those tv-show-spoof-pornos that are all over now.

notyourfiend · 09.06.2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I can kind of only date chicks that grew up in New York. All of the transplants that move here just aren't tough enough.

^^ nyc represent.

greedrex · 09.06.2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

I have no partner D:

nice Will Oldham impersonation

pbradley · 09.06.2009, 05:24 PM

I've never met a girl that meets my impossibly high standards.

Knew/dated some that came close but no bones.

(is that a real idiom? No bones? I hope so)

hevusa · 09.06.2009, 07:51 PM

i just became single again. she was sort of nuts... but I still feel upset about it.

girlgun · 09.06.2009, 08:00 PM

One time my husband was at the grocery store and one of his socks from the dryer came out the leg of his pants onto the floor in an aisle. He called whispering to tell me. I tried to make him pick it up to bring home, but he refused.

Seandi · 09.06.2009, 08:27 PM

said i heard her call my name is an awful song

gmku · 09.07.2009, 07:59 AM

When my daughter was about two, we were shopping in the grocery store and it was very busy. She was sitting in the seat portion of the cart facing me as I pushed the cart. We got in the long line to the cash register, and all of a sudden she goes, pointing to the crotch of my jeans, "Daddy, is that your penis?"

I did my best to "cover" this, so to speak, by going, "No, honey, we're not buying peanuts."

She also loved to act like we were beating her to death if we had to remove her from a store for throwing a tantrum. Several times I remember carrying out of a store while she screamed, "Ow! Ow! Ow! You're HURTING me. You're HURTING me."

Trasher02 · 09.07.2009, 08:06 AM

Aww that's adorable!

artsygrrl · 09.07.2009, 10:01 PM

When my 2 sons were little they wanted to be garbagemen because they thought they only worked one day a week.

amerikangod · 09.07.2009, 10:10 PM

I wanted to be a garbageman when I was a kid. Broke my mother's heart.

artsygrrl · 09.07.2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I wanted to be a garbageman when I was a kid. Broke my mother's heart.

Tell mom it could've been alot worse. You could've wanted to be a proctologist. hah

amerikangod · 09.07.2009, 10:16 PM

As much as I love asses, I'd rather freelance and pick my own ass projects.

artsygrrl · 09.07.2009, 10:21 PM

haha, agreed!

Satan · 09.07.2009, 10:46 PM

today i came home from work obviously in a bad mood and tired so i just laid down on the couch and turned on spongebob ready to pass out so then the other one came over and gave me a back massage all on his own and it was fucking fabulous.

09.05.2009, 09:14 PM	#22
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	next. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.05.2009, 09:15 PM	#23
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	'Next' was a terrible movie, and as soul-crushingly bad as it was it won't help you in our fight. __________________
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09.06.2009, 05:24 PM	#27
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I've never met a girl that meets my impossibly high standards. Knew/dated some that came close but no bones. (is that a real idiom? No bones? I hope so)
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09.06.2009, 07:51 PM	#28
hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	i just became single again. she was sort of nuts... but I still feel upset about it.
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09.06.2009, 08:00 PM	#29
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	One time my husband was at the grocery store and one of his socks from the dryer came out the leg of his pants onto the floor in an aisle. He called whispering to tell me. I tried to make him pick it up to bring home, but he refused.
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09.06.2009, 08:27 PM	#30
Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	said i heard her call my name is an awful song
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09.07.2009, 07:59 AM	#31
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	When my daughter was about two, we were shopping in the grocery store and it was very busy. She was sitting in the seat portion of the cart facing me as I pushed the cart. We got in the long line to the cash register, and all of a sudden she goes, pointing to the crotch of my jeans, "Daddy, is that your penis?" I did my best to "cover" this, so to speak, by going, "No, honey, we're not buying peanuts." She also loved to act like we were beating her to death if we had to remove her from a store for throwing a tantrum. Several times I remember carrying out of a store while she screamed, "Ow! Ow! Ow! You're HURTING me. You're HURTING me." __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.07.2009, 08:06 AM	#32
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Aww that's adorable! __________________ 666
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09.07.2009, 10:01 PM	#33
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	When my 2 sons were little they wanted to be garbagemen because they thought they only worked one day a week.
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09.07.2009, 10:10 PM	#34
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I wanted to be a garbageman when I was a kid. Broke my mother's heart. __________________
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09.07.2009, 10:16 PM	#36
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	As much as I love asses, I'd rather freelance and pick my own ass projects. __________________
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09.07.2009, 10:21 PM	#37
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	haha, agreed!
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09.07.2009, 10:46 PM	#38
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	today i came home from work obviously in a bad mood and tired so i just laid down on the couch and turned on spongebob ready to pass out so then the other one came over and gave me a back massage all on his own and it was fucking fabulous. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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