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Old 12.22.2006, 07:16 PM   #21
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The lurkers are the people who supposedly have zero posts. They are here to watch us and talk about us. They have their own secret part of the forum where they post continuously, analysing each of us in the minutest detail. They constantly take copious quantities of special drugs to keep them awake; some of them haven't slept since the new forum started. The purpose is some kind of secret research funded by the Illuminati. The Illuminati are very interested in Sonic Youth fans, very interested indeed. This is because the leader of the Illuminati, A certain Mr Weishaupt, is a serious Phil Collins fan and he can't understand how anyone can like Sonic Youth's music. He wants to know why we like it, how it could possibly appeal to us, what we get from listening to it.

He's scared we know something he doesn't.

Go to the main forum page and scroll down. There's a big blue space at the bottom, isn't there? That's where the secret forum is.
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Old 12.22.2006, 07:28 PM   #22
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Lurkers are all the people who didn't get named "Person of the Year" by Time magazine last week.
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Old 12.23.2006, 12:48 AM   #23
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Yeah I remember when I was a lurker for a bit on the old board. That's when I was registered to the MYSPACE FORUMS (absolutely terrible) and occasionally looked in here, but thought that most of it was boring. Then I finally registered and then 2 months later it was changed into this board, so most of you probably don't remember me from the old one.
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Old 12.23.2006, 12:52 AM   #24
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(Hey Rob!)

I was a total lurker on the old board. Then I re-signed up really late, and got into the Interview thread and the infinitely thread, etc.
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Old 12.23.2006, 01:00 AM   #25
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I'm actually not the biggest fan of the interview thread. This one's my fav. I'm really glad I registered here, it's much better than any of the other one's I'm registered to now because I don't really get along with many people, but here it's chill!
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Old 12.23.2006, 01:16 AM   #26
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i know! i feel much more comfortable here than i do on the livejournal thing, mostly because i've been posting for nearly two years.

i just really like the sonic youth thread.
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Old 12.23.2006, 01:22 AM   #27
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I post on this and punksud.
Punksud's sweet, there's some nice punks in sudbury.
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Old 01.13.2007, 03:24 PM   #28
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Old 01.13.2007, 03:45 PM   #29
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Why in the world would anyone give a shit?
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Old 01.13.2007, 04:39 PM   #30
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It looks like you give a shit enough to post in this thread
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Old 01.13.2007, 04:45 PM   #31
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Old 01.14.2007, 07:53 AM   #32
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lets all log out and feel the lurking love together.......
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Old 01.14.2007, 09:55 AM   #33
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Do you think (m)any of the lurkers are Sonic Youth fans?

They're probably are not, right? But if they are, then they're missing out on these (& more) haha by not being able to log-in to the Sonic Sharing section.


 



If you're a Sonic Youth fan, then get it in gear, lurkers.

(Like pokkeherrie remarked, they're probably spambots.) haha
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Old 01.14.2007, 10:03 AM   #34
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Old 01.14.2007, 10:06 AM   #35
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I wonder how accurate the number of lurkers really is.

What about page views? I suspect this is even less accurate than the number of lurkers.
I'd be interested to know the ins and outs of how those are tabulated. Is the number calculated from some sort of cookie algorithm?
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Old 01.14.2007, 10:10 AM   #36
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i'm sure that there are a few spam bots but, most of the lurkers are viewing different pages, some are even searching threads. i'm afraid they are flesh and bone lurkers.
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Old 01.14.2007, 10:14 AM   #37
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Which leads us back to the online sexual predator hypothesis haha.
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Old 01.14.2007, 10:31 AM   #38
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Old 01.14.2007, 10:32 AM   #39
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Old 01.14.2007, 10:33 AM   #40
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