Do you use condoms while having sex? - Page 3

Cantankerous · 10.20.2006, 05:55 PM

STOP WORRYING. I thought you were gay.

static-harmony · 10.20.2006, 05:55 PM

Hey I might have to breed just to cover my ass.

Savage Clone · 10.20.2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

But Vasectomies only work around 85% of it.That leaves a big 15% to get a girl pregnant.

Sorry, but I had the cautery procedure, not the clips, and I had them take out extra to be sure, as I have no desire for future reversal. Failure rate with this procedure is 0.3%. I like those odds.

static-harmony · 10.20.2006, 05:57 PM

O okay, do you have any children? Cause I might just not want any.

Cantankerous · 10.20.2006, 05:57 PM

Now I'll be able to sleep at night knowing that Drone is unable to reproduce.

Savage Clone · 10.20.2006, 05:58 PM

Children?
No offense to the parents on the board, but hell no.

Cantankerous · 10.20.2006, 05:58 PM

Children can go fuck themselves.

static-harmony · 10.20.2006, 05:58 PM

HAHAh, That's cool, I am still debating wheter I want one or not.

alyasa · 10.20.2006, 09:22 PM

Withdrawal all the way...

h8kurdt · 10.21.2006, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sn@ke

worst thread ever.

I dunno, the whole "My nose is bleeding" or the "I bit my tongue" comes out worse. WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU'VE DONE THAT!

Pookie · 10.21.2006, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Children?
No offense to the parents on the board, but hell no.

You don't know what you're missing.

If you're going to do one thing in life, it has to be having children. And I say this as somebody who had very little sleep last night because my daughter was scared of the thunder and so slept in our bed, and repeatedly kicked me in the head.

Savage Clone · 10.21.2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

You don't know what you're missing.

If you're going to do one thing in life, it has to be having children. And I say this as somebody who had very little sleep last night because my daughter was scared of the thunder and so slept in our bed, and repeatedly kicked me in the head.

Well, I did say no offense. Besides, wouldn't you agree that people who don't want children are the last people who should have them? The world doesn't need offspring from me. Lots of other people have this covered.

porkmarras · 10.21.2006, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sn@ke

worst thread ever.

That could be because you aint getting any.Just a thought.........

soapbars · 10.21.2006, 11:04 AM

i havent wore a condom for months,

and personally id be delighted to find out that im going to be a dad

Pookie · 10.21.2006, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Well, I did say no offense. Besides, wouldn't you agree that people who don't want children are the last people who should have them? The world doesn't need offspring from me. Lots of other people have this covered.

No offense taken.

And I disagree, the world NEEDS offspring from you.

porkmarras · 10.21.2006, 11:10 AM

Yeah,The Drone would make for nice offspring and good music legacies all over the place.

Savage Clone · 10.21.2006, 11:11 AM

....or a raging psychopath.

Pookie · 10.21.2006, 11:11 AM

And you porky, you're not getting out of it that easily. A little more difficult in your case perhaps.

Savage Clone · 10.21.2006, 11:14 AM

A little more difficult than for me, who got a vasectomy 12 years ago?

porkmarras · 10.21.2006, 11:14 AM

Pookie i'm pregnant.Should i tell my mum?

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10.20.2006, 05:55 PM	#41
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10.20.2006, 05:55 PM	#42
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10.20.2006, 05:57 PM	#44
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10.20.2006, 05:57 PM	#45
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10.20.2006, 05:58 PM	#46
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10.20.2006, 05:58 PM	#47
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10.20.2006, 09:22 PM	#49
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Withdrawal all the way... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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10.21.2006, 11:04 AM	#54
soapbars the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Teesside, England Posts: 559	i havent wore a condom for months, and personally id be delighted to find out that im going to be a dad
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10.21.2006, 11:10 AM	#56
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Yeah,The Drone would make for nice offspring and good music legacies all over the place. __________________
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10.21.2006, 11:11 AM	#57
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	....or a raging psychopath.
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10.21.2006, 11:11 AM	#58
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	And you porky, you're not getting out of it that easily. A little more difficult in your case perhaps.
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10.21.2006, 11:14 AM	#59
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	A little more difficult than for me, who got a vasectomy 12 years ago?
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