one year without an orgasm - Page 2

!@#$%! · 03.08.2007, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

specified: i want an orgasm, a good fuck with some attractive man

just go on a little road trip to montenegro. i've been told the men are howling horndogs and will chase you in the street for a piece of your fine female flesh. just be careful you don't pick a rapist. but hm aren't czechs supposed to be all into fucking anyway? in milan kundera movies they are always at it. what's up with that now?

jon boy · 03.08.2007, 12:57 PM

having an orgasm and a good fuck with someone are different things.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 03.08.2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

My orgasm service for the ladies had to shut down due to health code violations. sorry

hahaha

jon boy · 03.08.2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

help yrself!

My orgasm service for the ladies had to shut down due to health code violations. sorry

is that because you have an std?

Rob Instigator · 03.08.2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

is that because you have an std?

nope. I forgot to wash my face and laura Bush just does not like kissing her escort with pussy mouth.

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

having an orgasm and a good fuck with someone are different things.

yeah and i want both

!@#$%! · 03.08.2007, 01:25 PM

you know let me get a little serious here if you're desperate to be touched and need something without too much risk sometimes a simple massage (in a legitimate massage parlor mind you) will satisfy the flesh. some places will *cough* "finish you off* ofr an additional charge, but i dont know what works in your hometown.

this is a hilarous topic by the way and there are so many crackhead answers it's even funnier.

and sorry i don't mean to laugh at cuetzpalin's troubles, but it's usually we men who suffer from congested gonads, ha ha.

really, it's not hard for a woman to get sex. all she has to do is say "yes".

Rob Instigator · 03.08.2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

really, it's not hard for a woman to get sex. all she has to do is say "yes".

that is true, but GOOD SEX? that's a whole other story

!@#$%! · 03.08.2007, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

that is true, but GOOD SEX? that's a whole other story

oh yes-- for that she'll have to call ME, but unfortunately im taken.

foxforce5 · 03.08.2007, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

just go on a little road trip to montenegro. i've been told the men are howling horndogs and will chase you in the street for a piece of your fine female flesh. just be careful you don't pick a rapist.

Isn't that kind of what a rapist is?

Trasher02 · 03.08.2007, 02:13 PM

Try going 16 years without a good fuck *sigh*

SynthethicalY · 03.08.2007, 02:19 PM

Ihave nothing to say of this matter, as I am not acquaintanced with the female body.

jon boy · 03.08.2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

has anyone tried out those RINGS?

i know not of what you speak but it sounds interesting haha.

tesla69 · 03.08.2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

nope. I forgot to wash my face and laura Bush just does not like kissing her escort with pussy mouth.
http://www.superchefblog.com/images/...h_pointing.png

She never said that to me...

!@#$%! · 03.08.2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by foxforce5

Isn't that kind of what a rapist is?

oy, cripes, certainly not-- just because a man expresses his desire openly in a public place does not mean they are going to pull a knife on you and shove you into a dark alley. quite the contrary, i think. it's the quiet, repressed ones that are truly scary.

i see you're from utah and i can understand why the confusion. it's a cultural thing. you gotta go to europe & meet some mediterranean men to understand what i'm talking about. same as some parts of latin america. you see a beautiful woman, and you express your appreciation without a hint of shame, ask her for a cup of coffee, and hope she'll agree to accompany you in the sac. anglosaxon puritans do not operate this way.

anyway hm what was the story? i forgot. oh! cuetzpalin... time for you to visit the spa maybe?

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Originally Posted by Trasher02

Try going 16 years without a good fuck *sigh*

did your puberty happen 16 years ago, or were you hoping to get laid as a newborn??

Silent Dan Speaks · 03.08.2007, 03:23 PM

You, madame, are the master of your domain.

Trasher02 · 03.08.2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

did your puberty happen 16 years ago, or were you hoping to get laid as a newborn??

Newborn duh

A Thousand Threads · 03.08.2007, 04:04 PM

Hey cuetzpalin,
Austria isn´t too far away, the sex will take us longer than the journey itself.

map legend:
yellow area: That´s where you live
blue dot: Location of your orgasm

Me and my girlfriend are pretty open to everything

!@#$%! · 03.08.2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by A Thousand Threads

Hey cuetzpalin,
Austria isn´t too far away, the sex will take us longer than the journey itself.

map legend:
yellow area: That´s where you live
blue dot: Location of your orgasm

Me and my girlfriend are pretty open to everything

god damn, that was fucking smooth! you shall be repped accordingly.

king_buzzo · 03.08.2007, 04:30 PM

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03.08.2007, 01:25 PM	#27
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,465	you know let me get a little serious here if you're desperate to be touched and need something without too much risk sometimes a simple massage (in a legitimate massage parlor mind you) will satisfy the flesh. some places will cough "finish you off* ofr an additional charge, but i dont know what works in your hometown. this is a hilarous topic by the way and there are so many crackhead answers it's even funnier. and sorry i don't mean to laugh at cuetzpalin's troubles, but it's usually we men who suffer from congested gonads, ha ha. really, it's not hard for a woman to get sex. all she has to do is say "yes".
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Try going 16 years without a good fuck sigh __________________ 666
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A Thousand Threads expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,000	Hey cuetzpalin, Austria isn´t too far away, the sex will take us longer than the journey itself. map legend: yellow area: That´s where you live blue dot: Location of your orgasm Me and my girlfriend are pretty open to everything
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