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Old 12.23.2009, 12:32 AM   #61
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No, for serious though, how old are you dude?

I always assume everyone on this board has a job and lives on their own. But then people start posting stuff about how their moms are really getting on their last nerve and right before prom and shit. And it just reminds me that I might be surrounded by sexy teenagers that I need to be taking advantage of.

I have a dad. If that makes you feel closer to me.
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Old 12.23.2009, 12:34 AM   #62
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Old 12.23.2009, 12:46 AM   #63
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I used a different cup this morning to drink tea out of, and when my dad found out he flew into a rage, accusing me of pissing in it! He said he could smell the piss in the cup! I naturally protested my innocence, as any sane person would, but all he did in response was threaten to throw me out of the house!

I'd like to believe that my dad is just like any other, and maybe other dads would've reacted in the same way, and that my mum didn't marry a madman, but I'm having serious doubts.
good, next time i hope he brutally beats you with the cup, pisses on you and then throws you out of the house you little shit
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Old 12.23.2009, 01:45 AM   #64
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Old 12.23.2009, 06:57 AM   #65
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I always assume everyone on this board has a job and lives on their own. But then people start posting stuff about how their moms are really getting on their last nerve and right before prom and shit. And it just reminds me that I might be surrounded by sexy teenagers that I need to be taking advantage of.
Well yeah, I might be (one of the) youngest merbers omn here but I don't need to bore the board with my private stuff...
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Old 12.23.2009, 12:43 PM   #66
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this sounds like a daily mail article to me.
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Old 12.23.2009, 02:10 PM   #67
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good, next time i hope he brutally beats you with the cup, pisses on you and then throws you out of the house you little shit

I love you, too.
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Old 12.23.2009, 04:34 PM   #68
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I love you, too.
actually, what i meant to say is that i hope he brutally beats you with the cup that you pissed in because you're a sick fuck, sets you on fire, pisses the fire out taking great care not to miss your mouth and eyes, kicks you in your tiny balls repeatedly and then throws you out of his house, you little shit.
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Old 12.23.2009, 04:37 PM   #69
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^^God that turned me on...
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Old 12.23.2009, 04:38 PM   #70
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let me guess, it was the watersports bit that did it for you?
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Old 12.23.2009, 04:43 PM   #71
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actually, what i meant to say is that i hope he brutally beats you with the cup that you pissed in because you're a sick fuck, sets you on fire, pisses the fire out taking great care not to miss your mouth and eyes, kicks you in your tiny balls repeatedly and then throws you out of his house, you little shit.

What made you think I pissed in his cup?
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Old 12.23.2009, 04:45 PM   #72
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you obviously did. you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Old 12.23.2009, 04:54 PM   #73
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you obviously did. you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

You're as insane as my father, so I really shouldn't be surprised you'd side with him.
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Old 12.23.2009, 04:55 PM   #74
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Sacrilege??? Uh...???

Yeah, dude. I really whack-off in family member's cups. Merry Christmas!



It was a stupid joke, don't lose sleep.

yes. sacrilege. the respect a person should have for his parents should be so strict its religious. so to violate such a respect is by definition sacrilege. Now, kind sir I was well aware that you were joking, so I thought I would let you know that joke was in exceptionally poor taste, even for the potty humor of the SYG

(and further, its a crazy fucking world out there and you very well may have been serious)
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Old 12.23.2009, 05:07 PM   #75
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Old 12.23.2009, 05:40 PM   #76
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tell him to go fuck himself.
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Old 12.23.2009, 06:03 PM   #77
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My father is a bit crazy, he's yet to accuse me of peeing in a cup though.

If I ever manage to get a band going, I'm going to use the following formula of words in a song:

"David, what did you do your father? He's going around the dining room saying he hates his life."
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Old 12.24.2009, 06:25 AM   #78
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let me guess, it was the watersports bit that did it for you?



watersports!?
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