What should i be wearing to meet porkmarras for the first time...

Pookie · 10.04.2006, 04:11 PM

...and what should be my opening line?

Savage Clone · 10.04.2006, 04:12 PM

"Would you be a dear and untie me, please?"

Everyneurotic · 10.04.2006, 04:14 PM

now pookantankerous has started a thread!!

can't top sc's line.

!@#$%! · 10.04.2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

can't top sc's line.

exactly. i'll just leave it at that. bravo.

oh, but to wear? i guess the line already implies ropes.

porkmarras · 10.04.2006, 04:21 PM

'Is it Bonfire night?There are so many fireworks in the sky.'

static-harmony · 10.04.2006, 04:29 PM

If ithere are a lot of fireworks in the sky, all you really need is a toga, if you now what for.

HaydenAsche · 10.04.2006, 04:31 PM

I hate you all.g

Pookie · 10.04.2006, 04:33 PM

I normally just grunt a little when I first meet somebody. Are there rules?

static-harmony · 10.04.2006, 04:36 PM

If your planinng on sleeping with him, there are plenty, if not than no.

Just in case:

Rule #1 Don't over-talk about yourself.
#2 Don't trip on anything because this may cause you embarrasment.
#3 This is really important Don't Fart.

Other than that I say all is game.

Cantankerous · 10.04.2006, 04:39 PM

a mini skirt and platform shoes.
works EVERY time.

Glice · 10.04.2006, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

I normally just grunt a little when I first meet somebody. Are there rules?

Talk about how big your penis is and how you're a really, really wonderful person. Don't stop saying it. If you stop saying it, it ceases to be true. That's how I always do it.

And arguably why I'm sitting on the internet rather than doing something productive like wanking.

porkmarras · 10.04.2006, 04:41 PM

Watch out my dodgy directions and take it from there.

porkmarras · 10.04.2006, 04:49 PM

I generally whistle The Ramones's 'I wanna live' so that's a bonus.

Pookie · 10.04.2006, 04:54 PM

I seem to have developed tinitus recently, so you'll have to speak up.

schizophrenicroom · 10.04.2006, 06:56 PM

nothing

Hip Priest · 10.04.2006, 07:00 PM

...apart from a cravat?

HaydenAsche · 10.04.2006, 07:33 PM

Neither of you should wear anything. Also, take pictures.

Alex's Trip · 10.04.2006, 07:42 PM

One of you say: "What did one snow man say to the other"
And the other says: "Smells like carrots"

That way you know you are really each other...

static-harmony · 10.05.2006, 02:49 AM

No so you won't confuse each other for other strangers, wear a shirt that has your name Pookie.

sonicl · 10.05.2006, 03:16 AM

I have insider knowledge. He goes for guys in Hawaiian shirts, calf length shorts and boat shoes. "Kiss me quick" hats are an added bonus.

HaydenAsche, I will do my best to make sure that there are photos, but some pixellation may be necessary for the sake of decency.

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10.04.2006, 04:21 PM	#5
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	'Is it Bonfire night?There are so many fireworks in the sky.' __________________
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10.04.2006, 04:29 PM	#6
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	If ithere are a lot of fireworks in the sky, all you really need is a toga, if you now what for. __________________
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10.04.2006, 04:31 PM	#7
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I hate you all.g __________________ rip
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10.04.2006, 04:33 PM	#8
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	I normally just grunt a little when I first meet somebody. Are there rules?
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10.04.2006, 04:11 PM	#1
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	...and what should be my opening line?
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	"Would you be a dear and untie me, please?"
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10.04.2006, 04:36 PM	#9
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	If your planinng on sleeping with him, there are plenty, if not than no. Just in case: Rule #1 Don't over-talk about yourself. #2 Don't trip on anything because this may cause you embarrasment. #3 This is really important Don't Fart. Other than that I say all is game. __________________
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	a mini skirt and platform shoes. works EVERY time. __________________ RETIRED
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10.04.2006, 04:41 PM	#12
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Watch out my dodgy directions and take it from there. __________________
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10.04.2006, 04:49 PM	#13
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I generally whistle The Ramones's 'I wanna live' so that's a bonus. __________________
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10.04.2006, 04:54 PM	#14
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	I seem to have developed tinitus recently, so you'll have to speak up.
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10.04.2006, 06:56 PM	#15
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	nothing __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	...apart from a cravat? __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.04.2006, 07:33 PM	#17
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Neither of you should wear anything. Also, take pictures. __________________ rip
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	One of you say: "What did one snow man say to the other" And the other says: "Smells like carrots" That way you know you are really each other... __________________ KALOPSIA
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10.05.2006, 02:49 AM	#19
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	No so you won't confuse each other for other strangers, wear a shirt that has your name Pookie. __________________
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10.05.2006, 03:16 AM	#20
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I have insider knowledge. He goes for guys in Hawaiian shirts, calf length shorts and boat shoes. "Kiss me quick" hats are an added bonus. HaydenAsche, I will do my best to make sure that there are photos, but some pixellation may be necessary for the sake of decency.
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