Millionaires.

terriblecanyons · 07.09.2009, 03:14 AM

Okay. So. If you're fortunate enough not to hear this fucking garbage... I'm going to deflower you. If you're in for a real treat, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0UxUChuCE

Yeah, three plastic, raccoon-eyed whores with dollar store extensions coated in layers of makeup attempting to rap about just how fucking cool they are... it's fucking brilliant, isn't it? I mean, fuck real music, I'd rather listen to this! Remember back in middle school when at least one slutty 13 year old bragged about how she went to this party and had one entire beer all by herself? Yeah, it sounds a lot like this shit, doesn't it?

In all seriousness, this is raping the very idea of music and these three cunts should be burned at the stake.

Discuss.

demonrail666 · 07.09.2009, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

three plastic, raccoon-eyed whores with dollar store extensions coated in layers of makeup attempting to rap about just how fucking cool they are

you've just described the perfect pop group

Shifty Prophet · 07.09.2009, 05:57 AM

The MIllionaires are unique in that they perfectly epitomize everything wrong and right about pop music at the same time.

For the record, I can't stand this shit.

Derek · 07.09.2009, 08:30 AM

Terrible music... but I think they're hot anyway.

Glice · 07.09.2009, 11:23 AM

It reminds me of Uffy, who is worse, and Tila 'Tequila' Nguyen, who was also shit. Shit rapping is shit rapping. Good rapping by posh girls would probably be shit, but it's unlikely a posh girl would ever be good.

I wouldn't say the Millionaires were the worst thing ever though. I'd have to not want to have sex with them for them to qualify for that.

Clean your eyes

joe11121 · 07.09.2009, 03:43 PM

Weren't they the band that recorded the starting song to the 3rd season of "A Shot At Love" with the Icky twins? I think so... let me check

joe11121 · 07.09.2009, 03:44 PM

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The show's theme song is "Ooh Uh Huh", performed by Millionaires.[5]

From wiki

atsonicpark · 07.09.2009, 06:24 PM

I do like raccoon-eyes, but..

ZEROpumpkins · 07.09.2009, 06:28 PM

[quote=Glice]
I wouldn't say the Millionaires were the worst thing ever though. I'd have to not want to have sex with them for them to qualify for that. /quote]
Hahaha

terriblecanyons · 07.09.2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

you've just described the perfect pop group

sweet, I'm going to start one just like this, wanna join?

static-harmony · 07.09.2009, 07:44 PM

God I heard the songs, this is funny.

terriblecanyons · 07.09.2009, 07:45 PM

It's funny until you feel like killing everyone you know and then yourself.

static-harmony · 07.09.2009, 07:50 PM

Nah, it just make me kill little girls.

automatic bzooty · 07.10.2009, 01:01 AM

I've heard ABOUT this band so fucking much, but I hadn't actually heard them until now... ahahaha, are they fuh real?

terriblecanyons · 07.10.2009, 11:34 PM

They're srs. Completely serious.

ZEROpumpkins · 07.11.2009, 01:19 AM

Why do they not exist on wikipedia?

terriblecanyons · 07.11.2009, 01:20 AM

Because they suck?

joe11121 · 07.11.2009, 01:59 PM

No one wants to go to all the effort to create them a page, because, they do suck.

narlus · 07.11.2009, 02:18 PM

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these are the kind of people who still wet their beds

haha

Seandi · 07.11.2009, 03:48 PM

I was hoping it was a Kinks cover

07.09.2009, 03:14 AM	#1
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Okay. So. If you're fortunate enough not to hear this fucking garbage... I'm going to deflower you. If you're in for a real treat, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0UxUChuCE Yeah, three plastic, raccoon-eyed whores with dollar store extensions coated in layers of makeup attempting to rap about just how fucking cool they are... it's fucking brilliant, isn't it? I mean, fuck real music, I'd rather listen to this! Remember back in middle school when at least one slutty 13 year old bragged about how she went to this party and had one entire beer all by herself? Yeah, it sounds a lot like this shit, doesn't it? In all seriousness, this is raping the very idea of music and these three cunts should be burned at the stake. Discuss.
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Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	The MIllionaires are unique in that they perfectly epitomize everything wrong and right about pop music at the same time. For the record, I can't stand this shit.
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Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Terrible music... but I think they're hot anyway.
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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	Weren't they the band that recorded the starting song to the 3rd season of "A Shot At Love" with the Icky twins? I think so... let me check
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	[quote=Glice] I wouldn't say the Millionaires were the worst thing ever though. I'd have to not want to have sex with them for them to qualify for that. /quote] Hahaha __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	God I heard the songs, this is funny. __________________
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	It's funny until you feel like killing everyone you know and then yourself.
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Nah, it just make me kill little girls. __________________
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	I've heard ABOUT this band so fucking much, but I hadn't actually heard them until now... ahahaha, are they fuh real?
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07.10.2009, 11:34 PM	#15
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	They're srs. Completely serious.
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Why do they not exist on wikipedia? __________________
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Because they suck?
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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	No one wants to go to all the effort to create them a page, because, they do suck.
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Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	I was hoping it was a Kinks cover
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