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Old 02.15.2011, 07:09 PM   #1
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...that nobody else can do?
It can be something that you're proud of or embarrassed about.

...I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Embarrassing.
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Old 02.15.2011, 07:16 PM   #2
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I know very few people who can throat sing, which I can do. And I can hit a low D that puts my vocals lower than anyone else I know. And my typing speed was as high as 96 wpm at one point (down to c80 now).
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Old 02.16.2011, 08:16 AM   #3
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...that nobody else can do?
It can be something that you're proud of or embarrassed about.

...I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Embarrassing.
i have a feeling you posted this just so everyone could try fitting their fist in their mouth.
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Old 02.16.2011, 08:51 AM   #4
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i have a feeling you posted this just so everyone could try fitting their fist in their mouth.
lol
i tried it too and can put 2/6 of my fist in my mouth
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Old 02.16.2011, 08:52 AM   #5
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...that nobody else can do?
It can be something that you're proud of or embarrassed about.

...I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Embarrassing.

pics please
you have to prove it now
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Old 02.16.2011, 09:04 AM   #6
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Is it one of those lick your elbow things?

I've seen people put their entire fists in their mouths, it's not nice to see.
I can sleep for 20 hrs, but I'm guessing that's not a skill.
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:01 AM   #7
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I can smell blood from 100 yards away.

true story.
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:02 AM   #8
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...that nobody else can do?
It can be something that you're proud of or embarrassed about.

...I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Embarrassing.


I can fit an entire vagina in my mouth!
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:07 AM   #9
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I can fit an entire vagina in my mouth!

Did you actually just say that in public? Really?
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:07 AM   #10
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on a side note: I find glice's pale attempt to top artsy's "entire-hand-in-mouth" innuendo with "throat-singing", disgusting.

shame.
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:08 AM   #11
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:10 AM   #12
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on a side note: I find glice's pale attempt to top artsy's "entire-hand-in-mouth" innuendo with "throat-singing", disgusting.

shame.

hahahaha
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:10 AM   #13
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on a side note: I find glice's pale attempt to top artsy's "entire-hand-in-mouth" innuendo with "throat-singing", disgusting.

shame.

Any less disgusting that confessing to an acute menses fetish?
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:16 AM   #14
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it's not a fetish. vampirism is a crippling disease. I can't be dragged into "the make-up store" without wanting to wretch.

there's good blood and then there's the make-up store....
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:16 AM   #15
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I can fit my entire fist in my mouth too. Great party trick.
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Old 02.16.2011, 10:17 AM   #16
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god how I wish I was lying.
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Old 02.16.2011, 11:34 AM   #17
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I know a guy who can give himself a blowjob.

But me, nah there's not much shit I can do except my drumskills, hahargh
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Old 02.16.2011, 02:45 PM   #18
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...I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.

tell me more
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I know a guy who can give himself a blowjob.


keep that shit to yo'self
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Old 02.16.2011, 02:48 PM   #19
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I know a guy who can give himself a blowjob.


i saw a tv show about a guy who could do that once.
good for him really, because no one else would.
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Old 02.16.2011, 02:57 PM   #20
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I can lick my elbow, and crush a can between my shoulder blades (great at parties!)

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I know a guy who can give himself a blowjob.

There was a story somewhere about a dude that had a sex addiction, and performed self-BJ's to himself. Until one day his dad walked in when he was doing it, and it scarred both of them fo' life, and the dad wanted him to get mental help or something.
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