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yes. it's the best substance known to man, that oil and egg whites. 10 28.57%
no. it's nasty and gross and nasty. 14 40.00%
eh. it's nothing special, but if it's there, i'll eat it. 11 31.43%
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Old 11.19.2007, 10:59 PM   #1
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yes. it's the best substance known to man.
no. it's vile and i'd rather have a dog shit on my genitals.
eh. it's nothing special, but if it's there, i'll eat it.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:01 PM   #2
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I like it.

Ketchup and Mayo on a hamburger is awesome. It is basically..oh shit, I forgot what it was called...some kind of dressing.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:02 PM   #3
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i'm pretty sure it's remoulade you speak of.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:05 PM   #4
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yeh ketchup and mayo is good on burgers
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:07 PM   #5
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I like it.

Ketchup and Mayo on a hamburger is awesome. It is basically..oh shit, I forgot what it was called...some kind of dressing.
thousand island?

when my dad was a kid my grandpa was so cheap he'd "make" thousand island dressing by mixing ketchup and mayo. he also made them shove magazines down their socks to use as shin guards for soccer and made them sled in cardboard boxes. more recently he burned down their house because he decided he'd put some oil in a pan on the stove and then go out and mow the lawn.

yes i like mayonnaise, mostly in conjunction with poultry but never on a hamburger. nasty.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:07 PM   #6
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Gross and nasty. I quiver at the sight.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:13 PM   #7
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thousand island?

when my dad was a kid my grandpa was so cheap he'd "make" thousand island dressing by mixing ketchup and mayo. he also made them shove magazines down their socks to use as shin guards for soccer and made them sled in cardboard boxes. more recently he burned down their house because he decided he'd put some oil in a pan on the stove and then go out and mow the lawn.

yes i like mayonnaise, mostly in conjunction with poultry but never on a hamburger. nasty.
Yeah, thousand island.

Magazines for shin guards? lol.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:14 PM   #8
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thousand island?

when my dad was a kid my grandpa was so cheap he'd "make" thousand island dressing by mixing ketchup and mayo. he also made them shove magazines down their socks to use as shin guards for soccer and made them sled in cardboard boxes. more recently he burned down their house because he decided he'd put some oil in a pan on the stove and then go out and mow the lawn.

yes i like mayonnaise, mostly in conjunction with poultry but never on a hamburger. nasty.

all of those things are class a character builders, though.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:15 PM   #9
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remoulade and 1000 isle aren't that far removed are they?
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:17 PM   #10
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I've never heard the term remoulade. So...sure?
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:18 PM   #11
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I do like on my burger or sandwhich no doubt.
But not in bug fucking glops like some people do. nasty!
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:22 PM   #12
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I've never heard the term remoulade. So...sure?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remoulade

could be the same thing, i think. i don't know. the shit is gross to me, regardless.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:22 PM   #13
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all of those things are class a character builders, though.
i guess that would be the PC term.
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Old 11.19.2007, 11:26 PM   #14
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im pretty sure the ketchup + mayo is called golf--a basic ingredient of that vulgar deliciousness known as the shrimp cocktail. though some people use a different sauce.

i love mayo, but then again, i dont count the crap from fast food joints as mayonnaise-- that shit is lard infused with ass mucus-- inedible

to make a good mayo take an egg, add salt pepper and mustard, spin in a blender and then trickle olive oil, thinly until it gels. once you do that you add lime juice (eat fresh) or vinegar (lasts a little longer). if you incorporate tons of crushed garlic, it tastes awesome with fries. you can also make a mayo of just eggyolks but there is some further mojo in it.

for those pussies that fear salmonella: salmonella is found only in supermarket eggs, that are washed and rewashed and taste like the asshole of satan. a fresh free range farm egg you just wash the outside to remove any trace of caca & it's pure goodness.

anyway mayo is great with:
potatos (including french fries)
beets & potatos & carrots & peas
fake crab aka surimi
eggs; egg salad sandwiches FTW
as a binder for chicken salad
& tuna salad, then you stuff a tomato with it
shrimp salad, then you stuff an avocado with it

an olive mayo, which is black olives blended into a nice garlic mayo, is awesome with octopus.

i pity those who find no joy in eating
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Old 11.20.2007, 12:01 AM   #15
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its gross...honestly, the worst thing you can eat...with margerine/fake butter a close second
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Old 11.20.2007, 12:04 AM   #16
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its gross...honestly, the worst thing you can eat...with margerine/fake butter a close second

WHAT mayo are you talking about, son? margarine is #1 disgusting feces in the planet, that is true. but have you ever eaten a good mayo, or does your shit come in a jar with a store name on it?

im just asking, to make sure what species you're foulmouthing here.

and remember-- margarine is #1 in utter cacacity
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Old 11.20.2007, 12:06 AM   #17
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this does the job
miracle whip, on the other hand, is enough to make me ill.
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Old 11.20.2007, 12:07 AM   #18
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I hate the white slime with a passion.

It is frightening how it keeps finding it's way into more an more foodstuffs too. It used to be Japanese food was safe, but now it's a common ingredient in many type of nuevo sushi. Then there are the so called "sauces" which are just spiced up mayonaise - dump some garlic in it and it's "ranch", put some taco sauce in it and it's "southwest sauce" (as if mayo has anything to do with real southwestern food!)

If I were dictator, all forms of this foul birdshit spread would be illegal!
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puta madre miracle whip is not mayo-- it's some horrid concoction made with leftover artificial inseminations.

hellmans is just barely ok. love the name though.
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WHAT mayo are you talking about, son? margarine is #1 disgusting feces in the planet, that is true. but have you ever eaten a good mayo, or does your shit come in a jar with a store name on it?

im just asking, to make sure what species you're foulmouthing here.

and remember-- margarine is #1 in utter cacacity

i have probably never eaten a 'good' mayo...no i dont think i have....i usually have it at large functions [accidentally] or whenever i forget to tell the idiot at the drive-thru that i will castrate him and his cousin if they smear that shite on my burger.
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