Poor Beckham - Page 2

the ikara cult · 01.13.2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

He'll be injured early on, he'll make a comeback but not play very well, he'll last under two years, then he'll come back to the UK and play for either Celtic in Scotland or Newcastle in England, he'll somehow be in the squad for the 2010 World Cup where he'll fail miserably, then he'll play his final year for a newly promoted Premiership team who'll be relegated, then he'll become a not very good football pundit for ITV, sitting alongside Very Terribles and the gang, then he'll get his own chat show and 'interview' his long-forgotten-about wife, then he'll finally slip into obscurity only to re-emerge a few years later as host of the BBC's Saturday National Lottery show.

You read it here first.

That sounds like a cross between Roy Keane and Ian Wright.

pokkeherrie · 01.13.2007, 10:26 PM

what nationality did he have? also an east-european?

pokkeherrie · 01.13.2007, 10:35 PM

The only Croat playing for AC Milan I can think of is Boban...

pokkeherrie · 01.13.2007, 10:43 PM

glad to help.

goodnight.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 01.14.2007, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Dallas Burn, man. We'll see him partying with Crypto in Heat Magazine.

They aren't called the Dallas Burn anymore, its FC Dallas.

And I think Crypto is from Houston, and Houston has their own team, Houston Dynamo, who are the reigning MLS Cup Champions.

Not that you would have already known all that....

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.14.2007, 01:02 PM

those galaxy twats have money!

haha

great news for the local l.a. press.

jon boy · 01.14.2007, 01:06 PM

first match, he breaks his leg. two weeks later he joins the church of scientology. victoria gets her own chatshow. i am taking bets now.

ondskan · 01.14.2007, 01:57 PM

Wait a few months then he'll be back for "just one match" in Man.United or Arsenal or whatever. Just like Henrik Larsson.

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pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	what nationality did he have? also an east-european?
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pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	The only Croat playing for AC Milan I can think of is Boban...
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pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	glad to help. goodnight.
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compulsive diarrhea, jico 100% Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	those galaxy twats have money! haha great news for the local l.a. press.
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01.14.2007, 01:57 PM	#28
ondskan children of satan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: swe Posts: 333	Wait a few months then he'll be back for "just one match" in Man.United or Arsenal or whatever. Just like Henrik Larsson.
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