Introduce Yrself. - Page 88

EVOLghost · 11.10.2011, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Some people introduce themselves and then we never see them again. What's that about? It's like going to a brothel, choosing a hooker, paying the madam and then leaving without having sex with the hooker. It's bonkers.

Well...you go to a brothel thinking you're going to have a good time, except...once you get into the room with the hooker...It just no longer seems appealing after you realize where you are at.

stu666 · 11.10.2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Some people introduce themselves and then we never see them again. What's that about?

Probably because they read your posts...

Keeping It Simple · 11.11.2011, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by stu666

Probably because they read your posts...

I'm the hooker they don't have sex with? Their loss. I'm the best in town.

EVOLghost · 11.14.2011, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by hervefnj

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

Yes. I think you can use one. Take a rest. For your health.

floatingslowly · 11.15.2011, 01:56 PM

If you would like a nice relaxing bath, try adding some chamomile, or better yet, hydrochloric acid.

dyeysi · 11.16.2011, 06:41 AM

Name: JC
Age: 28

Hello, i play drums in a band named "blackbored", my favorite sonic youth song is Sunday.

stu666 · 11.16.2011, 06:47 AM

hello dyeysi!

floatingslowly · 11.16.2011, 04:27 PM

I hope large poisonous spiders lay their eggs inside your tiny penis.

floatingslowly · 11.18.2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by afonso

in my dreams, you are chained to the wall of my european sex dungeon and forced to submit to all manners of degradations; my favorite being the anal insertion of a turkey-baster filled with swine semen. I fill you up with spunk until you become anally pregnant with a pigbaby which I will later roast and eat in front of you. please don't blink or else I'll rip off your eyelids.

welcum to sonic youth!!!

too far? no. leave it.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.18.2011, 04:25 PM

my name is habte selassie and I have reggae mylitis

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.18.2011, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by afonso

My name is Rita and I have bunions.

Readin The Onion, barbecue feet, I like a crunchy bunion

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floatingslowly · 11.23.2011, 08:26 AM

so it's true. Kim fired Habib for sleeping with Thruston. I bet Lee's jealous. Steve? right. nobody's fucking Steve.

gast30 · 11.23.2011, 08:34 AM

well if kim is hurt
i'm going to make her happy and start a band with her

kim if you read this send a mail soon as possible

floatingslowly · 11.23.2011, 08:51 AM

she's in pain, gast. go to her. be gentle.

gast30 · 11.23.2011, 09:51 AM

i'll take her for a ride in a seaorbitter
at night watch stars from the middle of the oceans
where i tell about modern vieuws on feelings
and so her pain will go away and a new day in the modern world will start .. for us

floatingslowly · 11.23.2011, 10:11 AM

that is so beautiful that I nearly cried.

me? I'd wrap her up naked in a polar bear skin rug, comb her lovely silver hair and paint her toes a nice shade of blue. we'd snuggle, laugh about how much larger my penis is than Thirston's and make sweet love under the winter sky.

le sigh

ps: mi waifu wants to know if she can include some of your cartoons in a zine. future tense. say yes.

gast30 · 11.23.2011, 11:19 AM

lol flowt

yes sure, a zine , cool
tell your waifu i'm happy she wants my cartoons in her zine

and if possible i want one zine for me, digital or send by post

zxmgkxpphvxa · 02.02.2012, 01:30 PM

floatingslowly · 02.11.2012, 12:20 AM

its like a motherfucking fortune cookie in here.

wantmoreme · 02.15.2012, 03:50 AM

oo many to list, but I like your taste schizo

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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	so it's true. Kim fired Habib for sleeping with Thruston. I bet Lee's jealous. Steve? right. nobody's fucking Steve.
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gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	well if kim is hurt i'm going to make her happy and start a band with her kim if you read this send a mail soon as possible
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	she's in pain, gast. go to her. be gentle.
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gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	i'll take her for a ride in a seaorbitter at night watch stars from the middle of the oceans where i tell about modern vieuws on feelings and so her pain will go away and a new day in the modern world will start .. for us
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that is so beautiful that I nearly cried. me? I'd wrap her up naked in a polar bear skin rug, comb her lovely silver hair and paint her toes a nice shade of blue. we'd snuggle, laugh about how much larger my penis is than Thirston's and make sweet love under the winter sky. le sigh ps: mi waifu wants to know if she can include some of your cartoons in a zine. future tense. say yes.
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11.23.2011, 11:19 AM	#1757
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	lol flowt yes sure, a zine , cool tell your waifu i'm happy she wants my cartoons in her zine and if possible i want one zine for me, digital or send by post
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	its like a motherfucking fortune cookie in here.
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wantmoreme empty page Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1	oo many to list, but I like your taste schizo
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