i'm looking for girl - Page 3

Zombie Robot · 07.29.2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000

<3333

did we ever establish where ur from and how old u are?
i dont feel like reading thru entire thread again.

besides floslobots poems got my taco all tingly.

floatingslowly · 07.29.2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000

that's better

in case yr unsuccessful with the above poem, feel free to switch to more aggressive technics.

I need sex more
than most other guys
so shut yr mouth
and open those thighs

man...I missed my calling.

davenotdead · 07.29.2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yr taco glistens
like dew on a rose
it's a beautiful day
take out yr clothes

so worthy of the rep i cannot give

Zombie Robot · 07.29.2009, 04:40 PM

we want anything and everything how we want it, when we want it, where we want it, etc.
do not ever ask us why we want it. just give it. do it. do it now.
whats so hard to understand about that?

nicfit · 07.29.2009, 04:46 PM

all we ever wanted was everything, all we ever got was cold

nicfit · 07.29.2009, 04:46 PM

ah _I'm not a girl_

Zombie Robot · 07.29.2009, 04:50 PM

im done tryn with this guy. ^ mite be the language barrier. have a feelin its the age. but im goin nowhere fast in this thread. floslowbot- write another poem pls.

this hard-on ive had
i want u so bad,
face down, ass up
dont pull a 2 girls 1 cup

floatingslowly · 07.29.2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000

no beard and no pornmustache

that's yr cue to grow it longer. she's teasing you with attacks on yr gawd-given manparts.

come back to this thread in 20 minutes, or after yr beard is long and full, like, say, osama or cryptowonderbeardinvogue.

trust me now. thank me later.

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Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noeTC...eature=channel

that's my favorite song. are you trying to serenade me, you clever fox?

phoenix · 07.30.2009, 12:35 AM

have you found Girl yet?

demonrail666 · 07.30.2009, 01:07 AM

girl was here earlier but she found boy and they sexed and had baby

DeadDiscoDildo · 07.30.2009, 01:47 AM

oh noes

dirty bunny · 07.30.2009, 01:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riE-GI0PxnE

godsfavoritedog · 07.30.2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dirty bunny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riE-GI0PxnE

Huh. I had never seen that video before.

"Streets like a jungle
So call the police
Following the herd
Down to greece"

I always thought he was saying "following the herd down to graze" which doesn't really rhyme, but kind of works considering his accent. Graze. Because that's what herds do. My way is better. Fuck Damon Albarn.

nicfit · 07.30.2009, 02:08 PM

I found girl!

dirty bunny · 07.30.2009, 02:18 PM

Awww. He comes across as a bit of a twerp, it's true. But he is cute.

girl! · 07.30.2009, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

I found girl!

eek!

artsygrrl · 07.30.2009, 08:52 PM

I am a grrl on the board.
I was thrilled to get a marraige proposal the other day.
Alas, it was from a 5-year old boy.
One of my more spirited students.
Nonetheless, it was the highlight of my day.
Day after day....life goes on.
Same shit, different flies.

artsygrrl · 07.30.2009, 08:52 PM

I blame the full moon.

DeadDiscoDildo · 07.30.2009, 10:02 PM

Oh ya?

07.29.2009, 04:40 PM	#44
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	we want anything and everything how we want it, when we want it, where we want it, etc. do not ever ask us why we want it. just give it. do it. do it now. whats so hard to understand about that? __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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07.29.2009, 04:46 PM	#45
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	all we ever wanted was everything, all we ever got was cold __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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07.29.2009, 04:46 PM	#46
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	ah _I'm not a girl_ __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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07.29.2009, 04:50 PM	#47
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	im done tryn with this guy. ^ mite be the language barrier. have a feelin its the age. but im goin nowhere fast in this thread. floslowbot- write another poem pls. this hard-on ive had i want u so bad, face down, ass up dont pull a 2 girls 1 cup __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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07.30.2009, 12:35 AM	#49
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	have you found Girl yet? __________________ tiny and lost.
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07.30.2009, 01:07 AM	#50
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	girl was here earlier but she found boy and they sexed and had baby
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07.30.2009, 01:47 AM	#51
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	oh noes
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07.30.2009, 01:09 PM	#52
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riE-GI0PxnE __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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07.30.2009, 02:08 PM	#54
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I found girl! __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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07.30.2009, 02:18 PM	#55
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	Awww. He comes across as a bit of a twerp, it's true. But he is cute. __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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07.30.2009, 08:52 PM	#57
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	I am a grrl on the board. I was thrilled to get a marraige proposal the other day. Alas, it was from a 5-year old boy. One of my more spirited students. Nonetheless, it was the highlight of my day. Day after day....life goes on. Same shit, different flies.
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07.30.2009, 10:02 PM	#59
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Oh ya?
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