hey guys

SpaceCadetHayden · 06.15.2012, 12:30 AM

updates on my life:
i like my boyfriend he bakes me stuff
fiona apple released a new album
i think i'm gonna drop out of school

Genteel Death · 06.15.2012, 02:15 AM

Hi Hayden. Who's the lucky one?

EVOLghost · 06.15.2012, 02:41 AM

floatingslowly · 06.15.2012, 07:02 AM

Next stop: prostitution

SpaceCadetHayden · 06.15.2012, 12:35 PM

his name is steven. he's in the closet and oh so pure. i feel vile just being near him. it's nice we're going to a movie tonight and he bakes me things.

truncated · 06.15.2012, 01:17 PM

Being in the closet is so passe these days.

SpaceCadetHayden · 06.15.2012, 01:27 PM

he's came out mostly in the last few months. he's a virgin. i'm growing up or something.

floatingslowly · 06.15.2012, 01:32 PM

Baking in the closet is dangerous. Carbon monoxide can kill you!

louder · 06.15.2012, 01:40 PM

i wish i was gay

floatingslowly · 06.15.2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by louder

i wish i was gay

Um......you're not???

Wow.

louder · 06.15.2012, 01:54 PM

the good news are, the barely 16 year old girl agreed to go out with me a few days ago, she's gorgeous (like really

) & seems to like me.

the bad news are, she just revealed she has a boyfriend (whom she's unsure about, but still), i was such a simp, and now am afraid i might get friend zoned?!?

i fucking hate girls.

floatingslowly · 06.15.2012, 01:59 PM

When you pull up in your van, ply her with candy.

That always seems to work on tv.

truncated · 06.15.2012, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by louder

the good news are, the barely 16 year old girl agreed to go out with me a few days ago, she's gorgeous (like really

) & seems to like me.

the bad news are, she just revealed she has a boyfriend (whom she's unsure about, but still), i was such a simp, and now am afraid i might get friend zoned?!?

i fucking hate girls.

ALL RED FLAGS.

And I wouldn't recommend dating anyone who has even the tiniest potential to blackmail you. At least wait til she can buy her own cigarettes.

Ask to see her bedroom (innocently, of course). If she has heart-shaped photo collages of her friends and corsages from homecoming on her walls, walk away, man.

floatingslowly · 06.15.2012, 02:34 PM

I can only imagine the tedium of having to deal with a (BARELY) 16 year-old in the short short intervals between sexmakings.

Hot or not: fuck that shit

louder · 06.15.2012, 02:49 PM

i was trying to forget about her age, and take her seriously. might've been a poor decision.

why are such young girls allowed to be so attractive, anyway? this is madness.

plus they persuade you to think they're "more mature" than other girls their age. gah.

floatingslowly · 06.15.2012, 02:59 PM

Barring legality, age is not so much the issue as is maturity.

Without trying to be too patronizing, at her very young age, the maturity level is likely to follow suit.

you would be setting yourself up for massive levels of grief.

blunderbuss · 06.15.2012, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceCadetHayden

i like my boyfriend he bakes me stuff

I thought you got married?

truncated · 06.15.2012, 06:00 PM

Hayden is 14.

floatingslowly · 06.15.2012, 07:06 PM

$10.00 has louder lurking the break-up thread.

SpaceCadetHayden · 06.16.2012, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated

Hayden is 14.

but i don't look a day over 12!

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SpaceCadetHayden the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: the void of civilization Posts: 988	his name is steven. he's in the closet and oh so pure. i feel vile just being near him. it's nice we're going to a movie tonight and he bakes me things. __________________
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louder invito al cielo Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,463	the good news are, the barely 16 year old girl agreed to go out with me a few days ago, she's gorgeous (like really ) & seems to like me. the bad news are, she just revealed she has a boyfriend (whom she's unsure about, but still), i was such a simp, and now am afraid i might get friend zoned?!? i fucking hate girls.
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louder invito al cielo Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,463	i was trying to forget about her age, and take her seriously. might've been a poor decision. why are such young girls allowed to be so attractive, anyway? this is madness. plus they persuade you to think they're "more mature" than other girls their age. gah.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Barring legality, age is not so much the issue as is maturity. Without trying to be too patronizing, at her very young age, the maturity level is likely to follow suit. you would be setting yourself up for massive levels of grief.
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Hayden is 14.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	$10.00 has louder lurking the break-up thread.
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