[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by luxinterior

Do I even have to counter this? Sure, pulling out the Sufjan card was a low-blow, but even you admit to recognizing his mediocrity (or "medicore-ness") and you're the one who listens to him. I could tell you that he's far worse than mediocre, or that yes, I have heard more than one of his albums in its entirety, but I think your post alone is enough to support my argument.

But what album? Illinoise is terrible. I'm positive I've heard every Led Zeppelin album. I know they are shit. I am not deaf.

And it supports what argument? You are a dim-witted little girl.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Glice

...Nirvana. I like them. But I really don't need to buy their records, not while every fucker puts them on at some point at a party.

you are not starting threads about buying nevermind or in utero on 200 gram vinyl before saying that you were going to take a crap at cobain's grave when you visit seattle.

it's very different.

[Glice]

That is true. My point being that Zep have the sort of ubiquity amongst rock fans that renders them less inviting to investigate, probably more so as time goes on. I would probably not be as into the Velvets now if I wasn't earlier (i.e., before I knew lots of people with VU & Nico).

[luxinterior]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

But what album? Illinoise is terrible. I'm positive I've heard every Led Zeppelin album. I know they are shit. I am not deaf.

And it supports what argument? You are a dim-witted little girl.

I heard Michigan (actually owned it, and then sold it), and another one the same friend who gave me Michigan plays in her car nonstop. I don't know its name, but I thought it was before Illinoise came out, which I have also heard.

If you can't recognize an argument as simple as Led Zeppelin > Sufjan Stevens, then please, spare me the "dim-witted little girl" crap, because you're what? 15? and far more dim-witted and girlier than I am.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by luxinterior

Yet you're the one who asked for album suggestions.

mmm, no. No, I didn't. I asked, "What d'ya think?" Echoes the ambivalence Glice is talking about. Right now that ambivalence is leaning towards the suck side.

And the finely articulated hostility of Zep fans here is doing so much to win me over (sarcasm intended).

[m^a(t)h]

since when was this board full of classic rock fans, fuck rock dude, id rather burn the money.

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by luxinterior

I heard Michigan (actually owned it, and then sold it), and another one the same friend who gave me Michigan plays in her car nonstop. I don't know its name, but I thought it was before Illinoise came out, which I have also heard.

If you can't recognize an argument as simple as Led Zeppelin > Sufjan Stevens, then please, spare me the "dim-witted little girl" crap, because you're what? 15? and far more dim-witted and girlier than I am.

I'm far less dim-witted actually. Girlier? Only if you're a dyke.

Sufjan Stevens and Led Zeppelin are not even comparable. Fuck off.

[luxinterior]

Originally Posted by gmku

mmm, no. No, I didn't. I asked, "What d'ya think?" Echoes the ambivalence Glice is talking about. Right now that ambivalence is leaning towards the suck side.

Earlier I remarked that one of your posts was the stupidest thing I had ever heard. I retract that, and hereby apply it to this one. The fact is that you started a thread about Led Zeppelin, talked about possibly purchasing their fourth album, said "What d'ya think?" which does not echo ambivalence but rather your dependence on members of this board to tell you what you can or can't listen to. As expected, you completely abandoned the original idea behind this thread in favor of mocking a band you admitted to not having heard beyond the radio, just because a few assholes saw an opportunity to take a cheap shot at a band whose popularity tends to blind people to the fact they they do, indeed, kick butt.

[Everyneurotic]

yeah man!
fuck rock!
fuck sonic youth!

[HaydenAsche]

FUCK MUSIC


I ONLY LIKE RYTHMLESS STATIC

Fucking A.

[luxinterior]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I'm far less dim-witted actually. Girlier? Only if you're a dyke.

Sufjan Stevens and Led Zeppelin are not even comparable. Fuck off.

Your concept of wit is a well-timed insult, and the only reason you're able to manage the "time" part of it is because you never leave the board.

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by luxinterior

Your concept of wit is a well-timed insult, and the only reason you're able to manage the "time" part of it is because you never leave the board.

Actually quite the opposite. I leave this board often. I'm just far far more efficient when it comes to posting than you.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

FUCK MUSIC


I ONLY LIKE RYTHMLESS STATIC

Fucking A.

FUCK YOU I'M INDIER HIPSTER THAN YOU!!!!

ALL I LISTEN TO IS MY REFRIGERATOR AND UNPLUGGED PHONES, I HAVE MIC CONTACTS ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND THEY DISTORT EVERYTHING TO THE POINT OF EARBLEED!

MERZBOW IS FOR PUSSIES!

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

FUCK YOU I'M INDIER HIPSTER THAN YOU!!!!

ALL I LISTEN TO IS MY REFRIGERATOR AND UNPLUGGED PHONES, I HAVE MIC CONTACTS ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND THEY DISTORT EVERYTHING TO THE POINT OF EARBLEED!

MERZBOW IS FOR PUSSIES!

I recorded myself sleeping and turned the volume up to 1000000000 times as loud and distorted it all. I'm so noise I put out a limited edition 13" vinyl limited to one copy on clear vinyl. The cover was silkscreened with real yeti blood.

[Everyneurotic]

ohh yeah?

i have a recording where i pick my nose and i jammed with a homemade kleenex and recorded both on an answering machine i found in the trash, i got electrocuted trying to plug it in. it's so fucked it generates noise just by staring at it.

i released it in an edition of half on 3-d blue-ish yellow 8-track attached to a garbage truck that plays only when the trash smasher gets engaged and you can hear it at 4.6 miles round. the truck's cover is a collage of stolen paintings by van gogh, michaelangelo and raymond pettibon.

it's one billion dollars and i sold it in 24 seconds after i put it on sale.

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

ohh yeah?

i have a recording where i pick my nose and i jammed with a homemade kleenex and recorded both on an answering machine i found in the trash, i got electrocuted trying to plug it in. it's so fucked it generates noise just by staring at it.

i released it in an edition of half on 3-d blue-ish yellow 8-track attached to a garbage truck that plays only when the trash smasher gets engaged and you can hear it at 4.6 miles round. the truck's cover is a collage of stolen paintings by van gogh, michaelangelo and raymond pettibon.

it's one billion dollars and i sold it in 24 seconds after i put it on sale.

I bet you pick your nose in rythm. Sell-out.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I bet you pick your nose in rythm. Sell-out.

fuck you, you sing.

and i've seen you wear baggie jeans and a wallet chain. DEATH TO FALSE HIPSTERS!

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

fuck you, you sing.

and i've seen you wear baggie jeans and a wallet chain. DEATH TO FALSE HIPSTERS!

LIES! I've never even SEEN a wallet chain. I only go to the indiest of clubs and coffee shop. They ask you about the latest release from D Yellow Swans and if you don't answer correctly they kick you out. Baggy jeans? Unlikely. I did wear 9/10s once and I do wear 7/8s.

[Everyneurotic]

of course you have, and you listen to sufjan stevens and that has notes and singing and you don't even listen to him ironically!!

and you don't even go to those coffee shops, i go and you know what? they ask you for a membership card; what's the membership card? that business card cd-r wolf eyes released from the time olson and dilloway got diarreah and jammed while andrew wk vomited in sync in 47/3 time signature. i bet you didn't even know it existed!

i'm so not rock, i kicked beck in the balls in 1984 when he didn't even know he was going to get into music.

in fact, i think sonic youth sold out when they released the kill yr idols ep, the fuckers started to play notes on that one. YOU SUCK!

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

of course you have, and you listen to sufjan stevens and that has notes and singing and you don't even listen to him ironically!!

and you don't even go to those coffee shops, i go and you know what? they ask you for a membership card; what's the membership card? that business card cd-r wolf eyes released from the time olson and dilloway got diarreah and jammed while andrew wk vomited on the sync in 47/3 time signature. i bet you didn't even know it existed!


i'm so not rock, i kicked beck in the balls in 1984 when he didn't know he was going to get into music.

YEAH RIGHT! Sufjan who?

The membership card is the Yellow Swans/Jesus Christ business card cd-r from when Jesus showed up at practice drunk as all fuck and just shouted "Blood" over and over. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

I shot John Lennon because he knew guitar chords.