[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

cash money still a company and bitch im da boss
i be stuntin like my daddy
stuntin like my daddy
bitch, im stuntin like my dady
i be stuntin like my daddy

 

[king_buzzo]

yes, exactly my words.

[Prisstina]

there was already a thread like this.

[afterthefact]

Why was there EVER a thread like this? EVER??

[atsonicpark]

good song.

Why do you not keep emotions out of internet forums? You're not alllowed to be human on here.

[val-holla-ing]

aaahhhh yes.

when i was sixteen i bought my first mercedes benz
i must've fucked a thousand bitches and her girlfriends
white leather (something that i don't know)
and a chromed out pistol with a trigger like a hairpin.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

throw some d's on that bitch

[luxinterior]

Good thread. In fact, start as many Lil' Wayne threads as you want, and I will post this exact response in every one of them.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by luxinterior

Good thread. In fact, start as many Lil' Wayne threads as you want, and I will post this exact response in every one of them.

 

[nomowish]

Never thought I'd see a thread like this here.

Wayne says so little with such style - he pretty much owns Jay-Z's "Show Me What You Got".

[nomowish]

LINK - http://passionweiss.blogspot.com/200...n-10-easy.html

How to Write a L'il Wayne Verse in 10 Easy Steps

1. Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile. This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points talk about how "sweet" you are. L'il Wayne loves talking about being sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

3. Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred. Don't pay attention to the fact that L'il Wayne's been famous since 12 and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it. After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging keys" talk with a simile).

4. Declare that you are Weezy F. Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope. And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out.

5. Talk about hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home. If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling.

6. Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these bitches is bitches." Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named "Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing.

7. Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means he is a genius.

8. Talk about how poorly you treat women. Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a bitch." Or how you'll "never give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors.

9. Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina. No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more absurd the better. Go for it.

10. Proclaim yourself the "Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.

[afterthefact]

Nice, I love it

And I concur, I like to come here to get away from people promoting talentless idiots like Lil Wayne, not to see more of him.

[luxinterior]

Call me automatic Weezy bitch I keep spittin', pow

[val-holla-ing]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

throw some d's on that bitch

just bought a cadillac.

[val-holla-ing]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

Nice, I love it

And I concur, I like to come here to get away from people promoting talentless idiots like Lil Wayne, not to see more of him.

i smell a haterrrrrr.

[val-holla-ing]

it just turned dark and you're already drunk? i applaud you.

[val-holla-ing]

has that ever stopped you in the past?

[Reliable Pharmacy]

Originally Posted by luxinterior

Call me automatic Weezy bitch I keep spittin', pow

this is for you, i cant have you going around coughing like that.

 

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

fedz takin pictures of me