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Old 08.06.2007, 04:30 PM   #1
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When the show and its studio and actual audience are so wild? They have to censor the audience more then the guests.... in fact, how can the people on his board take it so serious?

http://http://boards.nbcuni.com/Maur...?showtopic=188
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Old 08.06.2007, 04:52 PM   #2
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Old 08.06.2007, 06:01 PM   #3
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Why in the fuck do you check the Maury board?
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Old 08.06.2007, 06:24 PM   #4
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Why in the fuck do you check the Maury board?

i dont. I was sitting here on my sisters computer while she was watching Maury in the background and he said "Come check out the Maury Board" so I did.
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Old 08.06.2007, 06:29 PM   #5
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Old 08.08.2007, 06:47 PM   #6
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i was watching maury today while doing laundry. there was a dude on who was cheating on his fat girlfriend with men....for money. teehee.
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Old 08.08.2007, 07:01 PM   #7
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the things that are broadcast nowadays *tsk tsk
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Old 08.08.2007, 07:05 PM   #8
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Old 08.08.2007, 07:26 PM   #9
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I feel kinda weird posting something so obvious to people who are so intelligent, but ... you guys do realize that Maury (as with most of the rest of television) is all staged, right? Hmm.. I'm sure you do.

That being said, yeah, I can see why people would be so serious on the message board.. because most people who watch the show probably do take it seriously... which is sad and reflective of how retarded America is (further proving why Japan is much better than we are: their idea of entertainment is chicks putting their feet in slime, trying to figure out what the slime is made of; I'd much rather watch that, wouldn't you?). Oh well. I try to avoid television whenever I can.

That being said, Maury's at least funny. I hate shit like Oprah and the Tyra Banks show.. my mom watches that shit so I catch it occassionally.. Tyra Banks being all serious, saying porn is wrong (type in "Sasha Grey Tyra Banks" on Youtube to see her anti-porn episode, which is just so hilariously bad and makes me want to fuck Sasha even more!)... when her career started because she sold sex (I guess showing your body in swimsuits and bras and shit is a BIT different than sucking a dick... I guess a point could be made about that, but Tyra also denounces strippers, which IS similiar to modeling bras, meanwhile saying "your body is a temple"; if your body is a temple, then why is it her business what you do with your own temple? And no matter what, it's all selling sex -- she wouldn't have a million-dollar TV show if she wasn't selling sex years ago!)... uh.. sorry about that.

Anyway, Maury Show annoys me less than stupid talk show bitches trying to be serious. I mean, Oprah's a BILLIONAIRE. All because she TALKS. Ridiculous.
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Old 08.08.2007, 07:36 PM   #10
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People still watch Maury? I thought it went the way of The Jenny Jones Show.
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Old 08.08.2007, 08:15 PM   #11
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the things that are broadcast nowadays *tsk tsk

you tell em Laila, them broadcasting such things as this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc

"Because 15 year old Victoria bragged about having unprotected sex over 300 times......"

and also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k5sn15tERo

"...the first part is I've been cheating on you, the second part is its with your brother James..... third your daughter might not be yours..."
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Old 08.08.2007, 08:16 PM   #12
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you tell em Laila, them broadcasting such things as this...

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"Because 15 year old Victoria bragged about having unprotected sex over 300 times......"

Geez, what a slut.
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Old 08.08.2007, 08:26 PM   #13
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Old 08.08.2007, 08:33 PM   #14
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But 300 times with 15 different men?

Young girls should be safely locked away safe from penises.
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