[reginald]

Issues?

How 'bout a tissssssooooo !!!!!!!!!

 

She'd certainly help.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

Originally Posted by greedrex

you're such a

 

Am I though?

I seem like such a failure@!



EDIT: GREAT and I STILL can't get rid of these fucking hiccups!@ blah
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[Lamont Cranston]

Originally Posted by phoenix

sucks lamont. Though, I've ment some pretty challenged people who still manage to work. Are you sure you just don't want a job in the first place?

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

I'd say you qualify for typically work shy australian.

I dunno, might be what I'd say but you shouldn't trust my dour put downs, certainly the agencies and people I keep getting sent to bizarrely presume enourmous abilities on my part but eventually give up and send me somewhere else.
And I can't honestly say the jobs avilable to someone with no skills, abilities, training, VCE certificate, etc - and no chace of obtaining them - are especially thrilling.

[Alex's Trip]

I have a personality crisis!

[wellcharge]

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

EDIT: GREAT and I STILL can't get rid of these fucking hiccups!@ blah
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i mixed a bunch of different internet remedies and found one that works for me everytime

sit down on yr ass, and then spread yr legs as wide a you can and lean forward bringing yr chest close to the floor,stay like that... and then inhale until yr lungs are full and then without exhaling breathe in a few more puffs of air until you can't take anymore, and then hold it as long as you can and exhale.

that's the only thing that's ever worked for me, a few times i had hiccups for a couple days straight and couldn't get rid of them, but after i started doing that they go away instantly

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

I dunno, might be what I'd say but you shouldn't trust my dour put downs, certainly the agencies and people I keep getting sent to bizarrely presume enourmous abilities on my part but eventually give up and send me somewhere else.
And I can't honestly say the jobs avilable to someone with no skills, abilities, training, VCE certificate, etc - and no chace of obtaining them - are especially thrilling.

why did you not get yr vce? that isnt really the end all though. lots of people have not all the required skills before they start a job. As long as you can learn. Thought about gonig back to study something else though?

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by wellcharge

i mixed a bunch of different internet remedies and found one that works for me everytime

sit down on yr ass, and then spread yr legs as wide a you can and lean forward bringing yr chest close to the floor,stay like that... and then inhale until yr lungs are full and then without exhaling breathe in a few more puffs of air until you can't take anymore, and then hold it as long as you can and exhale.

that's the only thing that's ever worked for me, a few times i had hiccups for a couple days straight and couldn't get rid of them, but after i started doing that they go away instantly

when I get the hiccups, I also get tiny burps. I hiccup, then burp. Hiccup, then burp. Until they go away.

[Lamont Cranston]

Originally Posted by phoenix

why did you not get yr vce? that isnt really the end all though. lots of people have not all the required skills before they start a job. As long as you can learn. Thought about gonig back to study something else though?

'cause I was shit at it and at every other year so starting in May 2004 - five years ago now - didn't go back and stayed in bed for a couple months catching up on years of lost sleep.
And I wouldn't even know how or where to start or what to start at, let alone getting the skills for said mystery job. And what would I study? How? I'd fail that.
I'm just fucked.

[Toilet & Bowels]

melodrama & self-pity

[Lurker]

w00p!

[EVOLghost]

You know what's not an issue??!?!?!?!? MY SONIC YOUTH TICKET!!! I'm buying it todeh.

[greedrex]

phew, you people have issues.

[EVOLghost]

Not anymore....I got my SY ticket.

[Lurker]

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