Excues me while I kiss this guy (misheard lyrics)

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.30.2007, 02:37 AM

I always hear "guy" instead of "guide" even though I know it is guide. Completely changes the meaning of the song.

I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand, will these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man? (Joy Division, Disorder)

Trasher02 · 04.30.2007, 02:45 AM

I know exactly what you mean I thought the same thing with disorder.

Trasher02 · 04.30.2007, 02:52 AM

Thom yorke says "I can feel death" but I used to think he said "fuckin' feel dead" which suprised me of course.

Dues · 04.30.2007, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I always here "guy" instead of "guide" even though I know it is guide.

Excuse me while I kiss the sky?

sonicl · 04.30.2007, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I always here "guy" instead of "guide" even though I know it is guide. Completely changes the meaning of the song.

Really? I always thought it was "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"!

sonicl · 04.30.2007, 02:55 AM

Archive of Misheard Lyrics

Trasher02 · 04.30.2007, 02:57 AM

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Really? I always thought it was "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"!

He's talking about disorder I think.

Trasher02 · 04.30.2007, 02:58 AM

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Archive of Misheard Lyrics

The real lyrics were:
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt....

But I misheard them as:
And now I know that I'm adopted...

The embarassing moment of revelation:
I was singing in my worst Morrisey falsetto in my car when my roommate said, "What did you say?" I knew I was right, so I told him, "Now I know that I'm adopted...." OOPS!

That website has some funny ones on it.

Dues · 04.30.2007, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Trasher02

He's talking about disorder I think.

Now I'm glad sonicl fell into that one simultaneously.
Blast, it really is too early a morning and I have a shitload to do today.
Looks like it's gonna be one of those...

StevOK · 04.30.2007, 10:03 AM

When I was a kid I always thought Pearl Jam's "Evenflow" was called "Even though".

Iain · 04.30.2007, 10:17 AM

Off that last Joanna Newsome record there's a song about a Meteorite or something and I thought she was singing about 'media rights'...

nick2767 · 04.30.2007, 10:39 AM

I remember reading about Megadeath (or some metally band like that)recording a version of Anarchy in the UK and instead of singing the line 'another council tenancy' sang it as 'and other cunt like tendencies'. Having never heard this version I couldn't say whether it's true or just some bit of pop music myth. But it's certainly amusing.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.30.2007, 10:50 AM

haha media rights thats funny

oh i use to sing all these wrong lyrics to Peal Jams 'daughter'
something about being in a wheel chair and violence

MellySingsDoom · 04.30.2007, 06:02 PM

In Public Enemy's "Rebel Without A Pause", I used to think that 'That's the reason they're claiming I'm a-violent' was 'That's the reason they played it on a violin'.

pbradley · 04.30.2007, 06:13 PM

Gotta love Cheech and Chong's "Excuse me as I kiss this fly."

king_buzzo · 06.09.2007, 11:29 AM

'I can never forget you, the way you rocked the boat'

From 100%, Always thought it was like this until I googled the lyrics

king_buzzo · 06.09.2007, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I always hear "guy" instead of "guide" even though I know it is guide. Completely changes the meaning of the song.

I always thought it was kiss this guy, and then I thought it was misheard so I thought the right version 'kiss the sky'

schizophrenicroom · 06.09.2007, 11:41 AM

when i was younger, in "every day is like sunday" i thought old morrissey was singing "come all you edmunds" instead of "come, armageddon".

yeah.

LittlePuppetBoy · 06.09.2007, 01:24 PM

In "to Forgive" by the Smashing Pumpkins, I always thought the line "nothing is important" was "nothing is a bother"

CHOUT · 06.09.2007, 01:47 PM

Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night

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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I always hear "guy" instead of "guide" even though I know it is guide. Completely changes the meaning of the song. I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand, will these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man? (Joy Division, Disorder)
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Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Off that last Joanna Newsome record there's a song about a Meteorite or something and I thought she was singing about 'media rights'...
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04.30.2007, 10:39 AM	#12
nick2767 bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 125	I remember reading about Megadeath (or some metally band like that)recording a version of Anarchy in the UK and instead of singing the line 'another council tenancy' sang it as 'and other cunt like tendencies'. Having never heard this version I couldn't say whether it's true or just some bit of pop music myth. But it's certainly amusing.
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha media rights thats funny oh i use to sing all these wrong lyrics to Peal Jams 'daughter' something about being in a wheel chair and violence __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	In Public Enemy's "Rebel Without A Pause", I used to think that 'That's the reason they're claiming I'm a-violent' was 'That's the reason they played it on a violin'. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Gotta love Cheech and Chong's "Excuse me as I kiss this fly."
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	'I can never forget you, the way you rocked the boat' From 100%, Always thought it was like this until I googled the lyrics
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LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	In "to Forgive" by the Smashing Pumpkins, I always thought the line "nothing is important" was "nothing is a bother" __________________
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