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Old 06.20.2011, 12:22 PM   #1
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Seriously.

Every time I have to write an overview statement of my goals and ambitions, I gag enough to impede all thought processes and typing abilities.

I'm poor, but I can negotiate.
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Old 06.20.2011, 12:49 PM   #2
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come on now.... you're a smart girl. surely you can just write down some bullsjit. that's what everyone does.

if I had any idea about what you do or are trying to do, I'd do it for free.

here's how you start:

objective: to be a part of a glorious mission to the stars in which I am the supreme commander making life or death decisions everytime we make the jump to hyperspace.


feel free to copy/paste.
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Old 06.20.2011, 01:15 PM   #3
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Since you took so long to respond, I did it myself.

Thanks to all you useless fuckers. At least floatingslowly tried. And someone offered in PM, but he/she was too late as well.

I had coffee.

Excellent suggestion on the objective. I wish I had seen it before I went with "eventual mass extermination of the sociological inferior according to the principles of Darwinism, with the ultimate goal of creating a tyrannical utopia over which I, naturally, preside."

I'll use yours on the next one.
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Old 06.20.2011, 01:36 PM   #4
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google: " intitle:Curriculum Vitae filetypedf " enjoy.
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Old 06.20.2011, 01:42 PM   #5
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I laughed, then threw up a bit.
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Old 06.20.2011, 03:02 PM   #6
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She has a silly accent.

Jeremy Kyle seems to crouch a lot.
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Old 06.21.2011, 03:30 AM   #7
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Jeremy Kyle seems to crouch a lot.
The working class respond better if you get down to their level...like dogs.
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Old 06.21.2011, 11:11 AM   #8
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Excellent suggestion on the objective. I wish I had seen it before I went with "eventual mass extermination of the sociological inferior according to the principles of Darwinism, with the ultimate goal of creating a tyrannical utopia over which I, naturally, preside."

I'll use yours on the next one.
For your Objective:


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"I say fuck em, I come into work in shit faced, disheveled, and ornery

 


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Old 06.21.2011, 01:36 PM   #9
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I will do it. That is all I have been pretty much doin lately anyway. On my way to workforce solutions apt now.
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