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Old 09.23.2009, 04:13 PM   #1
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what things have you made bongs out of?

I've made bongs out of:

20oz soda bottles
honey bottle
cans
a beer bottle
souvenir cups
generic thermos bottles
plastic animals
3 liter bottles
2 liter bottles
1 liter bottles

failed endeavors:

Milk jug (too large)
soap bottle (obvious reasons)
small wooden box (mis-shaped)

I make my bongs legit, gaskets and proper hardware, we used to use classic metal stems but as bongs got better at the shop, we started using glass pull-stem kits, and that makes home-made bongs of superior quality and flavor. my favorite was the 20oz bottle bongs, those were so low-pro, you could casually smoke in the yard as a youth and just cover the stem while holding the bottle like it was normal soda-pop when the neighbors/yo momma/the cops drove by..


 

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Old 09.23.2009, 04:16 PM   #2
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i made a waterfall out of a 2 liter bottle the other day
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:16 PM   #3
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:17 PM   #4
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i made a waterfall out of a 2 liter bottle the other day
a water fall? whats that a gravity bong?




 


has anyone ever put a glass in the freezer and drank a joint? its tight!

you freeze a moistened glass, roll a joint, take out the frozen glass, blow the smoke into the glass and it sits there and you literally drink it.
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:18 PM   #5
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:21 PM   #6
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pressure bongs out of 3 liter bottles or milk jugs are th best if you want to get 20 people anhihilated at a party
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:23 PM   #7
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has anyone ever put a glass in the freezer and drank a joint? its tight!

you freeze a moistened glass, roll a joint, take out the frozen glass, blow the smoke into the glass and it sits there and you literally drink it.



a waterfall is essentially a gravity bong, the mechanics of it are a little different but the principle is the same

 




this shit fucks you UP.
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i made a bong out of mitch hedberg jokes.

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I decided not to smoke pot anymore about a year or so ago. I've sworn off the stuff.
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:30 PM   #10
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yo dawg we heard you like bongs so we put a bong in yr bong so you can smoke while you smoke
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:30 PM   #11
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i crammed pot up my nostril and lit it up

and and... dont leave us hanging.
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:37 PM   #14
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i've made a bong out of pbradley's tuition bills!
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:37 PM   #15
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and and... dont leave us hanging.

and i got hurt and high at the same time
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:37 PM   #16
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i made a bong out of mitch hedberg jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA

I bet that shit ripped!

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i've made a bong out of pbradley's tuition bills!

please, show me how? I got some of my own that should make a lovely 4 footer!
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a 5 gallon bucket (contractors paint style) w/ large bowl in center, and 5 hoses feeding out of the bucket.... so 5 could smoke at a time. I guess it was houka style.

and a lot of more typical things:
- aluminum cans
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- clay sculptures made in art class
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:43 PM   #19
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I once made a bong out of a bong my friend bought on Haight Street.
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Old 09.23.2009, 04:45 PM   #20
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yeah for real, why are you guys making bongs out of soda bottles [waterfall doesn't count]? go buy one you cheap bastards.
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