The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 3

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 06:45 AM

"Which one of you guys called me a comedian?" Vince Vaughan asked in his best Salford accent.

alyasa · 08.24.2006, 06:48 AM

Steve ran, shouting "Great idea about the Jolie t-shirts!" and leaving the promissory note dangling from Thurston's awkwardly outstretched hand; his face frozen in a mask of fear, as Vince Vaughn stalked menancingly towards him.

RdTv · 08.24.2006, 06:48 AM

''Jesus Christ, Vince Vaughn, you never quit and apparently your jokes never start, don't come at me with that 'you banged Jennifer, while rolling a jay' shit anymore, I told you I'm only drink heavily'' said a angry angry Steve Buscemi in his note.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 06:50 AM

This was just the moment that Steve Shelley had been waiting for.

alyasa · 08.24.2006, 06:50 AM

Suddenly, Scarlet Johansson appeared out of nowhere, "Have you guys seen Jessica Alba anywhere? That bitch needs a good ho-slap."

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 06:51 AM

Steve Shelley had a lightning rethink, and decided that maybe this wasn't the moment he had been waiting for after all.

alyasa · 08.24.2006, 06:53 AM

He crept back into the bushes, where he hid his stash of AK-47 ammunition and hydrogen grenades, grinning quietly to himself at his quick thinking wilyness.

RdTv · 08.24.2006, 06:53 AM

Thurston, realizing this was an extremely boring day so far, had made it his aim to get some baked items and cut out to his abode,'Fuck these celebs, i hate Scarlett Johansen and Vince Vaughn made me laugh a little, but the guy has a small package for such a big man, and oh well,let's go kick around some jams' he said to Steve Shelley, who wanted to stay and watch Scarlett perform oral functions on a neighboring homeless man.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 06:55 AM

Keira Knightley sashayed along the sidewalk, wearing no bra, her tiny breasts outlined beautifully by her tight white t-shirt, and asked, "Does anyone here know sonicl, I've heard he wants to get into my pants"

[EDIT - Well, you never know, she might read this...]

alyasa · 08.24.2006, 06:57 AM

The homeless man perked up at this.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 07:00 AM

He sensed that maybe this could be his opportunity to get some new underwear, to replace Julie Andrews' knickers that he had been wearing for the last three weeks.

alyasa · 08.24.2006, 07:02 AM

Julie Andrews refused to comment on this, her publicist insisting that "...she had nor prior foreknowledge of this..."

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 07:04 AM

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Kim appeared, waving a badly burned piece of bread and crying.

alyasa · 08.24.2006, 07:09 AM

Vince Vaughn, who had always harboured a secret longing for Kim, adjusted his speedos gallantly.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 07:31 AM

"Hey, Baby Doll," he purred, "What's troublin' your pretty face?".

Tokolosh · 08.24.2006, 07:36 AM

"Nothing", she said.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 07:37 AM

"Oh", he said, and went off in search of someone else to hit on.

Tokolosh · 08.24.2006, 07:40 AM

Kim took a bite of the burned toast while whipping the tears from her eyes.

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 07:46 AM

'Ugh', she muttered, 'unsalted butter!'.

Tokolosh · 08.24.2006, 07:50 AM

She grabbed the jar of peanut butter from the kitchen cupboard and took of the lid.

08.24.2006, 06:45 AM	#41
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"Which one of you guys called me a comedian?" Vince Vaughan asked in his best Salford accent.
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08.24.2006, 06:48 AM	#42
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Steve ran, shouting "Great idea about the Jolie t-shirts!" and leaving the promissory note dangling from Thurston's awkwardly outstretched hand; his face frozen in a mask of fear, as Vince Vaughn stalked menancingly towards him. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.24.2006, 06:48 AM	#43
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	''Jesus Christ, Vince Vaughn, you never quit and apparently your jokes never start, don't come at me with that 'you banged Jennifer, while rolling a jay' shit anymore, I told you I'm only drink heavily'' said a angry angry Steve Buscemi in his note.
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08.24.2006, 06:50 AM	#44
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	This was just the moment that Steve Shelley had been waiting for.
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08.24.2006, 06:50 AM	#45
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Suddenly, Scarlet Johansson appeared out of nowhere, "Have you guys seen Jessica Alba anywhere? That bitch needs a good ho-slap." __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.24.2006, 06:51 AM	#46
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Steve Shelley had a lightning rethink, and decided that maybe this wasn't the moment he had been waiting for after all.
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08.24.2006, 06:53 AM	#47
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	He crept back into the bushes, where he hid his stash of AK-47 ammunition and hydrogen grenades, grinning quietly to himself at his quick thinking wilyness. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.24.2006, 06:55 AM	#49
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Keira Knightley sashayed along the sidewalk, wearing no bra, her tiny breasts outlined beautifully by her tight white t-shirt, and asked, "Does anyone here know sonicl, I've heard he wants to get into my pants" [EDIT - Well, you never know, she might read this...]
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08.24.2006, 06:57 AM	#50
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	The homeless man perked up at this. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.24.2006, 07:00 AM	#51
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	He sensed that maybe this could be his opportunity to get some new underwear, to replace Julie Andrews' knickers that he had been wearing for the last three weeks.
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08.24.2006, 07:02 AM	#52
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Julie Andrews refused to comment on this, her publicist insisting that "...she had nor prior foreknowledge of this..." __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.24.2006, 07:04 AM	#53
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Suddenly, out of nowhere, Kim appeared, waving a badly burned piece of bread and crying.
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08.24.2006, 07:09 AM	#54
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Vince Vaughn, who had always harboured a secret longing for Kim, adjusted his speedos gallantly. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.24.2006, 07:31 AM	#55
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"Hey, Baby Doll," he purred, "What's troublin' your pretty face?".
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08.24.2006, 07:36 AM	#56
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	"Nothing", she said. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.24.2006, 07:37 AM	#57
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"Oh", he said, and went off in search of someone else to hit on.
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08.24.2006, 07:40 AM	#58
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Kim took a bite of the burned toast while whipping the tears from her eyes. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.24.2006, 07:46 AM	#59
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Ugh', she muttered, 'unsalted butter!'. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 07:50 AM	#60
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	She grabbed the jar of peanut butter from the kitchen cupboard and took of the lid. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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