[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

so I don't experience the usual disdain for humanity that I get from other places. .

You can still get that here.
We've got it all, really.

[Savage Clone]

Greeks talk funny.

May I have a glass of water, please?

Many thanks. I was about to choke.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

sksout! sksout!

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Greeks talk funny.

it's ALL greek to you.

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i admire when you separate the lines in quotes, but cant do it at the moment.
nor i replied to the lines i wanted to!

I admire you being one of the nicest people I know. that's not something that's easy to do, you know?

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i n t e l l i g e n c e

I'm convinced that's a curse.

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

May I have a glass of water, please?

drink it in the bottle. there's mycobacteria here that will rot yr gut out.

Originally Posted by Nefeli

yes, my dear. i need to go wash my hands first.

yr kind, and yr clean. that's so HOT.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

floating, yo my man! how can i beat that awesome thing you just did and give back the nicest thing?

I don't give out anything that I expect to be returned. just take it for what it is!

I'm pretty sure that the chemicals in my body have been scientifically altered to create some kind of brand new heavy element.

if released into the public water system, my blood would cause blackouts.

So hot.

 

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yeah, it looks like the building's on fire.

PS: I'm not much for DC. find me lesbian pictures of Jean Grey and Elektra Assassin.

 

 

This is the best that I could come up with. Sorry.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

 

 

This is the best that I could come up with. Sorry.

it's the thought that counts.


PS: my job is making my eye twitch. I want to move to a cave in the mountains.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Nephele

it was a poor choice of words, i was thinking back then, but i thought you just woke up and wouldnt notice this!

I read each one of yr posts very carefully.

it's not often that one is in the presence of words rained down by a cloud goddess.

mana.

Originally Posted by Nefeli

who is your manufacturer?

I'm comprised of premarket Ono Sendai hardware running a sentient AI microsoft originally written for the Tessier-Ashpool clan.

Originally Posted by Nefeli

whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

when I say "blood", I mean a vat-grown solution of electrolytic components that allow not only lubrication of my various parts, but dissemination of the nano-servitors that perfom routine upgrades and maintence.

[SynthethicalY]

Slow Dive.

[alyasa]

I am Russian...

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by alyasa

I am Russian...

Tha't no excuse for being an American.

[sonicl]

 

[ALIEN ANAL]

im slow
these pain killers
phwooooooooooo
im fwarked

[king_buzzo]

hey look its dan.

[ALIEN ANAL]

dan the broken hand man
no guitar for months

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

dan the broken hand man
no guitar for months

how'd you do it, sheila?

trying to catch a boomerang?

[ALIEN ANAL]

skate boarding on drugs and beer

[floatingslowly]

ok, here's the deal. the next time somebody asks you how it happened, DO NOT reply with the truth.

thing is, the truth makes you look kind of stupid. the trick here is to turn the wound into a badge of honor.

now let's start thinking...

I suggest "defended a young girl from rabid dingo attack".

"struck by a meteorite" is also acceptable.