the worst website

noisereductions · 08.28.2009, 11:11 AM

I read this: http://old-wizard.com/ site often, because I hate it. It's just filled with the most ill-informed lists of stupid crap and horrible HORRIBLE grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. They're a bunch of idiots to the point that I can't help but boosting their hits.

EDIT: example = THE BEST BANDS SINCE OASIS list

demonrail666 · 08.28.2009, 11:45 AM

yeah, i think it's safe to say that old wizard is little more than an oasis fan site - and all that that entails.

finding nobody · 08.28.2009, 12:02 PM

top 10 over-rated songs

1. The Pixies – Gigantic
Fucking boring ass bassline. Some ugly ass whining in back. Some stupid ass talking about “everyday” bullshit in the guise of importance. Shitty ass production. Predictable guitar noise, more predictable overdrive in the chorus. A repeating chorus with poor and obvious insinuations. The same thing again. Complete trash. The instinct of Indie music epitomized. The diminution of everything musical from centuries past. Not only one of the most overrated songs of all time, but likely the worst song ever put to record.
They bringing Albini into this now!

finding nobody · 08.28.2009, 12:04 PM

And they think Oasis is shoegaze..

Fun Stuff! Thanks for sharing.

noisereductions · 08.28.2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by finding nobody

And they think Oasis is shoegaze..

Fun Stuff! Thanks for sharing.

haha. Actually didn't they call it "shoegazing music" ???

floatingslowly · 08.28.2009, 12:10 PM

a real wizard would never listen to Oasis.

trust me, I know.

finding nobody · 08.28.2009, 12:14 PM

Today was gonna be the day I was gonna put a spell on you
right now I'm shooting fire balls hopin one of them hits you
I don't believe that anybody wants to take seriously right about noooow

floatingslowly · 08.28.2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by finding nobody

right now I'm shooting fire balls hopin one of them hits you

I roll hard on saving throws.

finding nobody · 08.28.2009, 12:18 PM

are we playing BESM now? roll your 12 sided dice 3 times for a dodge to see if you can dodge.
haha!

floatingslowly · 08.28.2009, 12:26 PM

3d12? I only roll 20's.

infinitemusic · 08.28.2009, 12:28 PM

There are actual Oasis fans with access to the internet?

noisereductions · 08.28.2009, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitemusic

There are actual Oasis fans with access to the internet?

yeah, but they're on 14.4 dialup since they live in the early 90's.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 08.28.2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

a real wizard would never listen to Oasis.

trust me, I know.

hahahahaha

You must spread some Reputation around before shoegazing it to floatingslowly again.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.28.2009, 12:37 PM

it's remarkable that these people have managed to put this website together though.....actually, browsing through the articles i'm starting to wonder if it's all a joke?

edit, ok it's not a joke.

noisereductions · 08.28.2009, 01:04 PM

have you noticed that a lot of the comments ppl leave are just like "you guys are total f'ing idiots! You've outdone yrself! Worst list!" haha.

dirty bunny · 08.28.2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

yeah, but they're on 14.4 dialup since they live in the early 90's.

lol good one. I wonder if we could tell them about the future, or if it would scare them.

noisereductions · 08.28.2009, 01:06 PM

I think it would scare them. They haven't even gone thru Eagle Eye Cherry yet.

infinitemusic · 08.28.2009, 06:15 PM

It would scare them, but they'd cover it up with violent aggression and call you a faggot.

pinkstation · 08.28.2009, 07:56 PM

Old Wizard's "Top 10 Worst Music Genres of All Time":
10. Krautrock
9. Modern R&B
8. Modern Blues
7. Punk
6. Pop Metal
5. Mainstream Country
4. Hip Hop
3. Mainstream "FM" Rock
2. Emo
1. Indie

WHAT THE HELL DOES THE WIZARD LISTEN TO THEN?

infinitemusic · 08.28.2009, 10:48 PM

He listens to Oasis, the (and I quote) "best band of all time"

This site cracks me up because the writing is so bad and he obviously uses a thesaurus constantly because there are always words there that I don't even really know the meaning of one minute, but used in the most awkward sentence ever constructed, or words that are synonyms of other words, but that don't fit exactly in the context of the sentence.

08.28.2009, 11:11 AM	#1
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	I read this: http://old-wizard.com/ site often, because I hate it. It's just filled with the most ill-informed lists of stupid crap and horrible HORRIBLE grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. They're a bunch of idiots to the point that I can't help but boosting their hits. EDIT: example = THE BEST BANDS SINCE OASIS list __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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08.28.2009, 11:45 AM	#2
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	yeah, i think it's safe to say that old wizard is little more than an oasis fan site - and all that that entails.
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08.28.2009, 12:02 PM	#3
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	top 10 over-rated songs 1. The Pixies – Gigantic Fucking boring ass bassline. Some ugly ass whining in back. Some stupid ass talking about “everyday” bullshit in the guise of importance. Shitty ass production. Predictable guitar noise, more predictable overdrive in the chorus. A repeating chorus with poor and obvious insinuations. The same thing again. Complete trash. The instinct of Indie music epitomized. The diminution of everything musical from centuries past. Not only one of the most overrated songs of all time, but likely the worst song ever put to record. They bringing Albini into this now!
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08.28.2009, 12:04 PM	#4
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	And they think Oasis is shoegaze.. Fun Stuff! Thanks for sharing.
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08.28.2009, 12:10 PM	#6
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	a real wizard would never listen to Oasis. trust me, I know.
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08.28.2009, 12:14 PM	#7
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Today was gonna be the day I was gonna put a spell on you right now I'm shooting fire balls hopin one of them hits you I don't believe that anybody wants to take seriously right about noooow
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08.28.2009, 12:18 PM	#9
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	are we playing BESM now? roll your 12 sided dice 3 times for a dodge to see if you can dodge. haha!
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08.28.2009, 12:26 PM	#10
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	3d12? I only roll 20's.
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08.28.2009, 12:28 PM	#11
infinitemusic the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 569	There are actual Oasis fans with access to the internet?
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08.28.2009, 12:37 PM	#14
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	it's remarkable that these people have managed to put this website together though.....actually, browsing through the articles i'm starting to wonder if it's all a joke? edit, ok it's not a joke.
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08.28.2009, 01:04 PM	#15
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	have you noticed that a lot of the comments ppl leave are just like "you guys are total f'ing idiots! You've outdone yrself! Worst list!" haha. __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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08.28.2009, 01:06 PM	#17
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	I think it would scare them. They haven't even gone thru Eagle Eye Cherry yet. __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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08.28.2009, 06:15 PM	#18
infinitemusic the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 569	It would scare them, but they'd cover it up with violent aggression and call you a faggot.
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08.28.2009, 07:56 PM	#19
pinkstation children of satan Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: St. Louis, Missouri Posts: 255	Old Wizard's "Top 10 Worst Music Genres of All Time": 10. Krautrock 9. Modern R&B 8. Modern Blues 7. Punk 6. Pop Metal 5. Mainstream Country 4. Hip Hop 3. Mainstream "FM" Rock 2. Emo 1. Indie WHAT THE HELL DOES THE WIZARD LISTEN TO THEN? __________________
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08.28.2009, 10:48 PM	#20
infinitemusic the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 569	He listens to Oasis, the (and I quote) "best band of all time" This site cracks me up because the writing is so bad and he obviously uses a thesaurus constantly because there are always words there that I don't even really know the meaning of one minute, but used in the most awkward sentence ever constructed, or words that are synonyms of other words, but that don't fit exactly in the context of the sentence.
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