Favorite pick up lines...

elix it · 05.13.2006, 01:11 PM

I'm bored... and "working".

That being said, post your favorite pick up line(s).

I'll go first:

"Damn girl, you look like you don't have a single mean bone in your body... would you like one?"

Go!

Alex's Trip · 05.13.2006, 01:13 PM

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

lucyrulesok · 05.13.2006, 01:14 PM

have you seen my elephant impression
*turns out pockets*
those are the ears

more of a visual one

h8kurdt · 05.13.2006, 01:15 PM

*Call a girl over by waving with one finger* I'd made you come with one finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

That's a good one.

Then theirs the classic "Get your coat love, you've pulled"

Everyneurotic · 05.13.2006, 01:20 PM

"wanna see a dead body?"

nomadicfollower · 05.13.2006, 01:42 PM

"I guess you'll do"

Better yet:
"Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!"

krastian · 05.13.2006, 01:52 PM

"You're bad aren't you?" Sike I don't know.

Trasher02 · 05.13.2006, 02:05 PM

You could have me.
I lost my telephone number can i have yours?
I brought a jacket for you, turn it on... Please?

(Check out my new avatar)

Glice · 05.13.2006, 02:08 PM

"I see you're a Christian. Wanna get crucified?"

"Your arse, my face - how about it?"

truncated · 05.13.2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

This boy has just risen exponentially in my esteem.

Alex's Trip · 05.13.2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

This boy has just risen exponentially in my esteem.

I love that line...

RIPfrey05 · 05.13.2006, 03:52 PM

"Give me head"

Trasher02 · 05.13.2006, 03:53 PM

aha romantic boy ey

screamingskull · 05.13.2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

"wanna see a dead body?"

ha ha ha ha,

ive had some of these said to me, the get your coat you've pulled one and ive lost my phone number can i have yours one.

they never work.
your better just saying hi my names _ _ _ _ _ _, whats yours?

Trasher02 · 05.13.2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

your better just saying hi my names _ _ _ _ _ _, whats yours?

pfff yeah right like that would ever work.

h8kurdt · 05.13.2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Trasher02

pfff yeah right like that would ever work.

So true. Everyone knows chatup lines work!

trance feeeedback · 05.13.2006, 04:10 PM

this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl.

h8kurdt · 05.13.2006, 04:11 PM

That's the worst/best one ever

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 05.13.2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by trance feeeedback

this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl.

thats fricken histerical.

Kim C Not G · 05.13.2006, 04:58 PM

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cause I can see myself in them.

Are you overdue?
Cause I'd like to check you out!

05.13.2006, 01:11 PM	#1
elix it bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 121	I'm bored... and "working". That being said, post your favorite pick up line(s). I'll go first: "Damn girl, you look like you don't have a single mean bone in your body... would you like one?" Go!
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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lucyrulesok 100% Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 769	have you seen my elephant impression turns out pockets those are the ears more of a visual one
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Call a girl over by waving with one finger I'd made you come with one finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body. That's a good one. Then theirs the classic "Get your coat love, you've pulled" __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"wanna see a dead body?" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	"I guess you'll do" Better yet: "Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!"
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	"You're bad aren't you?" Sike I don't know. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	You could have me. I lost my telephone number can i have yours? I brought a jacket for you, turn it on... Please? (Check out my new avatar) __________________ 666
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RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	"Give me head" __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	aha romantic boy ey __________________ 666
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trance feeeedback children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sun Ra's place on Saturn Posts: 359	this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl. __________________ "If by noise you mean uncomfortable sound, then pop music is noise to me."-Masami Akita "sound is god"-Ravi Shankar. FREE TIBET!
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	That's the worst/best one ever __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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Kim C Not G bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 109	Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in them. Are you overdue? Cause I'd like to check you out!
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