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Old 06.04.2009, 02:31 PM   #101
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:34 PM   #102
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:37 PM   #103
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You: i'll break some vase instead


Stranger: Oh, nice. Why do't you jump off a balcony while you're at it? All the cool kids are doing it.


You: yeah i know i started that trend
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:41 PM   #104
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Stranger: hi

You: what's up?

Stranger: asl

You: ageless/everything/omnipresent

You: you?

Stranger: fuck off
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:44 PM   #105
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That was probably the best answer to asl yet.
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:44 PM   #106
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:46 PM   #107
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not suddenly, i've been on omegle for a couple months now
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:46 PM   #108
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now i am having a boring conversation with a sixteen year old french girl.

i mean, "sixteen year old" "french" "girl."

EDIT: HURRAH SHE DISCONNECTED FOR I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR HER CYBERING NEEDS.
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:47 PM   #109
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You: Wer spricht hier denn?

Stranger: yes, let's fuck

You: Ficken? Aber warum ficken wir hier jetzt? Gibt es richtige Gruende?

Stranger: jätkä mitä vittua sä selität

Stranger: fich mich

You: Sprechen Sie Finnisch? Leider sprech' ich nicht diese Sprache?

Stranger: tajusin ekan lauseen.

Stranger: ja joo.

You: Ja? Ich denke, dass wir keine Sprache haben, indem wir kann plaustchen. Das ist eine Schade.

Stranger: Juu ei oo saksaa ei.
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:48 PM   #110
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You: Good afternoon

Stranger: how R u

You: I have a cough

Stranger: Morning comes here..

You: Oh? Where is that

Stranger: Japan..

Stranger: Tokyo

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You: how is Tokyo

Stranger: so so..

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You: yeah it's hot here too

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Old 06.04.2009, 02:48 PM   #111
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now i am having a boring conversation with a sixteen year old french girl.

i mean, "sixteen year old" "french" "girl."

EDIT: HURRAH SHE DISCONNECTED FOR I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR HER CYBERING NEEDS.


you should have passed her to me!
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:53 PM   #112
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: georgia
You: u?
Stranger: jp
You: jurassic park?
Stranger: Japan
You: oh :-(
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:54 PM   #113
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You: hi
Stranger: ASL?
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Stranger: is the question
You: i think we should start our discussion with a more personal and original question
You: like
You: do you mean to be what you're not ?
Stranger: are you ok?
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:55 PM   #114
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Stranger: asl

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Old 06.04.2009, 02:58 PM   #115
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You: DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHOUTING??
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: y?
You: I DON'T KNOW MAN REVOLUTION'S DOWN THE STREET AND YOUR VOICE'S GOTTA BE HEARD THEREFORE YOU GOTTA SHOUT OTHERWISE YOU WON'T BE HEARD AND YOU WANT TO BE HEARD OTHERWISE YOU COULDNT GO AND BUY SOME PIZZA OR SOME SHIT I DUNNO SO YOU GOTTA
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Old 06.04.2009, 02:59 PM   #116
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Stranger: hey

You: who dis

Stranger: asl

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Stranger: female

Stranger: u r racist

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Stranger: r u lesbian too?

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Old 06.04.2009, 03:00 PM   #117
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You: do you have a megaphone by any means?
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Old 06.04.2009, 03:02 PM   #118
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"Apple Blossom" redirects here. For other uses, see Apple Blossom (disambiguation).
You: The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family Rosaceae. It is one of the most widely cultivated tree fruits. The tree is small and deciduous, reaching 3 to 12 metres (9.8 to 39 ft) tall, with a broad, often densely twiggy crown.[1] The leaves are alternately arranged simple ovals 5 to 12 cm long and 3–6 centimetres (1.2–2.4 in) broad on a 2 to 5 centimetres (0.79 to 2.0 in) petiole with an acute tip, serrated margin and a slightly downy underside. Blossoms are produced in spring simultaneously with the budding of the leaves. The flowers are white with a pink tinge that gradually fades, five petaled, and 2.5 to 3.5 centimetres (0.98 to 1.4 in) in diameter. The fruit matures in autumn, and is typically 5 to 9 centimetres (2.0 to 3.5 in) diameter. The center of the fruit contains five carpels arranged in a five-point star, each carpel containing one to three seeds.[1]
You: The tree originated from Central Asia, where its wild ancestor is still found today. There are more than 7,500 known cultivars of apples resulting in range of desired characteristics. Cultivars vary in their yield and the ultimate size of the tree, even when grown on the same rootstock.[2]
Stranger: wikipedia
Stranger: snap
You: At least 55 million tonnes of apples were grown worldwide in 2005, with a value of about $10 billion. China produced about 35% of this total.[3] The United States is the second leading producer, with more than 7.5% of the world production. Turkey, France, Italy, and Iran are also among the leading apple exporters.
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Old 06.04.2009, 03:13 PM   #119
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Old 06.04.2009, 03:14 PM   #120
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Stranger: have u ever had sex?
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You: hey
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You: pussy is shaved?
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Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 0
Stranger: FUCK me
Stranger: in your dreams
Stranger:
You: WEEEEEE
You: FUCK YOU AGAIN
Stranger: in your dreams
You: IN THA ASS IN SPACE AGAIN>
You: ?
You: WHAT
Stranger: fuck me while sleeping
You: OH NO ITS TIM BURTON!
You: RUN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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