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floatingslowly · 04.26.2011, 07:39 AM

the text on my phone is small and I'm not wearing glasses. I thought this thread was started by Derek.

why do we need two types of death? gentilification is enough!

floatingslowly · 04.26.2011, 07:40 AM

oh, and, my condolences, Derke.

SONIC GAIL · 04.26.2011, 07:50 AM

death, when will you put me outta misery?

floatingslowly · 04.26.2011, 08:40 AM

oh bondage, up yours!

say hi to Poly Styrene.

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The Watcher · 04.26.2011, 09:43 AM

Oh okay I think I'm starting to figure out the humour on this board.......

floatingslowly · 04.26.2011, 10:09 AM

when you've finished, please let us know.

Death · 04.26.2011, 01:37 PM

there is no humour on this board

Death · 04.26.2011, 01:37 PM

apparently, someone wasn't paying attention

Death · 04.26.2011, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

death, when will you put me outta misery?

never. i enjoy seeing those in misery. i only take people who prefer staying alive. makes my work much more enjoyable

however, if you were to ask me when i'll marry you we can have the wedding right here on this board

SONIC GAIL · 04.26.2011, 01:43 PM

damn gonna have to kill myself per nicks advice

board weddings din't ink and floaty already do that one

floatingslowly · 04.26.2011, 01:44 PM

may I officiate? oh please say yes please please please.

SONIC GAIL · 04.26.2011, 01:45 PM

oh alright

SONIC GAIL · 04.26.2011, 01:45 PM

voodoo ceremony

floatingslowly · 04.26.2011, 01:48 PM

I didn't have a SYG wedding. my wedding was T.Rex themed.

SONIC GAIL · 04.26.2011, 01:51 PM

I know, but you gotta admit it was the SYG talk of the time

floatingslowly · 04.26.2011, 01:58 PM

it was? I wouldn't know. I wasn't really posting then.

Death · 04.26.2011, 02:06 PM

i feel like i am suddenly in the presence of evil

floatingslowly · 04.26.2011, 02:08 PM

knoxy??? is that you?????????

who are you talking to?

are we supposed to hold your load on each tooth until you recharge?

how long does that take? for me it's about 30 seconds, but I suspect you would take much much longer.

how about I cum in your eye-socket instead and we just call it even????????????

Death · 04.26.2011, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

knoxy??? is that you?????????

who are you talking to?

are we supposed to hold your load on each tooth until you recharge?

how long does that take? for me it's about 30 seconds, but I suspect you would take much much longer.

how about I cum in your eye-socket instead and we just call it even????????????

i was about to commit to a serious relationship with.. i don't remember her fucking name now. but since you want to be lazy, i will accept a shot to the eye socket.. only if you'll bury me alive afterwards

Inhuman · 04.26.2011, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

when you've finished, please let us know.

It never ends. With or without Death.

04.26.2011, 07:39 AM	#21
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	the text on my phone is small and I'm not wearing glasses. I thought this thread was started by Derek. why do we need two types of death? gentilification is enough!
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04.26.2011, 07:40 AM	#22
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	oh, and, my condolences, Derke.
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04.26.2011, 07:50 AM	#23
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	death, when will you put me outta misery? __________________
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04.26.2011, 08:40 AM	#24
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	oh bondage, up yours! say hi to Poly Styrene. 
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04.26.2011, 09:43 AM	#25
The Watcher children of satan Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 365	Oh okay I think I'm starting to figure out the humour on this board.......
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04.26.2011, 10:09 AM	#26
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	when you've finished, please let us know.
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04.26.2011, 01:37 PM	#27
Death little trouble girl Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Death Valley Posts: 46	there is no humour on this board
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04.26.2011, 01:43 PM	#30
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	damn gonna have to kill myself per nicks advice board weddings din't ink and floaty already do that one __________________
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04.26.2011, 01:44 PM	#31
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	may I officiate? oh please say yes please please please.
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04.26.2011, 01:45 PM	#32
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	oh alright __________________
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04.26.2011, 01:45 PM	#33
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	voodoo ceremony __________________
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04.26.2011, 01:48 PM	#34
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I didn't have a SYG wedding. my wedding was T.Rex themed.
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04.26.2011, 01:51 PM	#35
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	I know, but you gotta admit it was the SYG talk of the time __________________
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04.26.2011, 01:58 PM	#36
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	it was? I wouldn't know. I wasn't really posting then.
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04.26.2011, 02:06 PM	#37
Death little trouble girl Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Death Valley Posts: 46	i feel like i am suddenly in the presence of evil
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04.26.2011, 02:08 PM	#38
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	knoxy??? is that you????????? who are you talking to? are we supposed to hold your load on each tooth until you recharge? how long does that take? for me it's about 30 seconds, but I suspect you would take much much longer. how about I cum in your eye-socket instead and we just call it even????????????
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