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View Poll Results: If you could trade your sexual organs for a super power, would you? If so, what?
No. I like my sexual organs. 11 45.83%
Super Strength/Super Speed 0 0%
Regeneration/Rapid Healing 1 4.17%
Invisibility 1 4.17%
Shapeshift 2 8.33%
Telepathy/Telekinesis 0 0%
Teleportation 1 4.17%
Time Manipulation 6 25.00%
Energy Projection (shooting lasers, fire, ice, etc) 0 0%
Other (specify) 2 8.33%
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Old 03.20.2010, 03:58 AM   #21
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good outweighing bad. plus i'm deranged.


wellch - not sure. never happened to me before.
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Old 03.20.2010, 08:04 AM   #22
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probably not. maybe shapeshift. but doubtful/.
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Old 03.20.2010, 10:28 AM   #23
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shapeshift myself a dick obv.
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Old 03.20.2010, 11:28 AM   #24
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I don't know if I'd trade it for sex or the likes...but Time manipulation is definatly the superpower I would like to have...I've given it quite some thought.
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Old 03.20.2010, 04:32 PM   #25
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probably not. maybe shapeshift. but doubtful/.

I chose shapeshift. It's gotta be the best superpower there is.
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Old 03.20.2010, 04:56 PM   #26
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what happens if you shapeshift again while in there
hahah

my sexual organs are my superpower..
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Old 03.20.2010, 04:57 PM   #27
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would rather fuck than have a superpower
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Old 03.20.2010, 05:53 PM   #28
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I think invisibility would be an awesome super power to have. Especially if it included intangibility, aka "phasing." One could do ANYTHING being invisible. Rob banks, frighten/torment the religious with delusions of ghosts, be the ultimate ninja.

Shapeshifting would be a close second for me though. You wouldnt have to completely sacrifice sex, being that you can just change into having a sexual organ, plus you could be anyone. Go to the beach as Kelly Slater, get some free surf boards and pussy, go to a record store as Bob Dylan, go to a third world country as angelina jolie and get some free children. I mean, the possibilities are endless.
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Old 03.20.2010, 06:13 PM   #29
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What's the point of invisibility if you haven't any junk to be polishing while watching Christina Hendricks undressing?
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Old 03.20.2010, 08:48 PM   #30
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theres more to life than sex?
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Old 03.20.2010, 08:53 PM   #31
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My vagina is a superpower.
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Old 03.20.2010, 10:31 PM   #32
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my penis is more like North Korea than a superpower.

it wants to be a superpower, and shouts a lot, but never gets enough attention.

is trading my sex organ for a superpower penis against the rules?
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Old 03.20.2010, 10:38 PM   #33
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Obviously, I voted for "Regeneration/Rapid Healing"! You just grow them back that way, and then rake it in as a living D&D Cleric!
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Old 03.20.2010, 10:59 PM   #34
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^^^I do not have rep. please enjoy my love.
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Old 04.04.2010, 03:30 AM   #35
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My vagina is a superpower.

If I tried to conquer the world, would you be forced to stop be by using your powers?
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