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Old 05.20.2010, 05:32 PM   #141
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Old 05.20.2010, 07:35 PM   #142
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Old 05.20.2010, 07:39 PM   #143
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Old 05.21.2010, 10:20 AM   #144
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I saw Neil Hamburger's show in a club a few months ago. It was a good time...people chanting, "Neil! Neil!" and others heckling him. It's mostly rather mean-spirited jokes about celebrities. It's perhaps horrible to admit, but the ones about the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Heath Ledger had me laughing the hardest.

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Letterman - Taco Bell Drive-Thru
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Old 05.21.2010, 10:36 AM   #145
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when I first saw that Letterman in the drive through thing on TV oh so long ago I nearly shat myself.
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Old 05.21.2010, 10:37 AM   #146
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Allen, who won all three gongs for her 2009 track The Fear said at the prestigious ceremony: "I didn't realise I was an exceptional songwriter"
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Old 05.21.2010, 11:06 AM   #147
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Haha.

Repped.

...but, seriously, he invented his own type of comedy. He put turds on microphones and interviewed people while shoving the turd closer and closer to people's faces.

but it's a one-trick pony. Yes it's hilarious on the first person and for me it ends right there but he will carry it on an on and on so that it's annoying now not a joke. That's what bother me about Tom Green he doesn't know when the joke is over.
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Old 05.21.2010, 11:10 AM   #148
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Old 05.21.2010, 11:20 AM   #149
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Isn't floatingslowly the user known as "space"?

no. two totally different people.

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Old 05.21.2010, 11:22 AM   #150
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Old 05.21.2010, 11:26 AM   #151
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Isn't floatingslowly the user known as "space"?

Same circuit, different software
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Old 05.21.2010, 11:38 AM   #152
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Old 05.21.2010, 11:53 AM   #153
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The Office, british version, is about a billion times better than The Office, American version.

Funny, I think the opposite. Gervais is just insufferable. He's a brilliant writer, but astonishingly annoying as a person. I'm almost tempted to say Americans get comedy right more often than Brits do. The Simpsons and Curb are two of the most sharply written things I've seen. And while Friends is INCREDIBLY irritating, it's also grimly compelling. I can't think of much British comedy that's as consistently funny as those three - Steptoe and Son, maybe.

Oh, and I can understand !£$% not liking Mitchell and Webb - they are good, but I feel like it's incredibly British humour.
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Old 05.21.2010, 11:54 AM   #154
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godammn i hate gervais. not funny. ever. never.
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Old 05.21.2010, 12:26 PM   #155
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Hello

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Old 05.21.2010, 12:29 PM   #156
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it must be some cleverly worded to not be illegal thing... but it still seems pretty threatening to me

nigerian scammers just stepped it up a notch
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Old 05.24.2010, 03:59 AM   #157
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I generally dislike any fat comedian because for almost all of them their entire shtick is that they're big and things are harder for them since they are so fat, and then hilarity ensues!

As for an actual name, Carlos Mencia is probably the worst just because it's just typical played out racism bullshit that any 6th grader could make, and then he makes fun of mentally challenged people for good measure (Again, roughly the comedic value of a 6th grader that says "fag" and "retard" a lot), then to top off the shit cake he does that annoying "Di Di Di!" thing. What makes him worse than say Jeff Foxworthy (We get it, rednecks are unusual and apparently all are white trash) is if you call Carlos Mencia unfunny, he rants how those naysayers are just against freedom of speech and they can't handle how mature and sophisticated his comedy is (Again, since making "Mexicans are dirty!" jokes is REALLY sophisticated I guess), and unless you grew up where he did we apparently don't know God knows what about his comedy. In essence, he's a tasteless unfunny comedian on stage and a idiotic annoying asshole of stage.

Other picks would be Tom Green, Larry The Cable Guy (But then again, does anybody at this point really find him funny?) and Lewis Black (Sorry, I just always found him to be beyond overrated). Even though they really aren't comedians in the traditional sense, I think Tim and Eric are about as unfunny as people can get yet as annoying as people who think they are funny can get.

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Old 10.16.2011, 07:35 PM   #158
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Funny, I think the opposite. Gervais is just insufferable. He's a brilliant writer, but astonishingly annoying as a person. I'm almost tempted to say Americans get comedy right more often than Brits do. The Simpsons and Curb are two of the most sharply written things I've seen. And while Friends is INCREDIBLY irritating, it's also grimly compelling. I can't think of much British comedy that's as consistently funny as those three - Steptoe and Son, maybe.

Oh, and I can understand !£$% not liking Mitchell and Webb - they are good, but I feel like it's incredibly British humour.

Whoa! I almost thought I read that wrong.


I kind of agree with you as well.

What are your thoughts about arrested developement?
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Old 10.16.2011, 08:09 PM   #159
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I generally dislike any fat comedian because for almost all of them their entire shtick is that they're big and things are harder for them since they are so fat, and then hilarity ensues!

As for an actual name, Carlos Mencia is probably the worst just because it's just typical played out racism bullshit that any 6th grader could make, and then he makes fun of mentally challenged people for good measure (Again, roughly the comedic value of a 6th grader that says "fag" and "retard" a lot), then to top off the shit cake he does that annoying "Di Di Di!" thing. What makes him worse than say Jeff Foxworthy (We get it, rednecks are unusual and apparently all are white trash) is if you call Carlos Mencia unfunny, he rants how those naysayers are just against freedom of speech and they can't handle how mature and sophisticated his comedy is (Again, since making "Mexicans are dirty!" jokes is REALLY sophisticated I guess), and unless you grew up where he did we apparently don't know God knows what about his comedy. In essence, he's a tasteless unfunny comedian on stage and a idiotic annoying asshole of stage.

Other picks would be Tom Green, Larry The Cable Guy (But then again, does anybody at this point really find him funny?) and Lewis Black (Sorry, I just always found him to be beyond overrated). Even though they really aren't comedians in the traditional sense, I think Tim and Eric are about as unfunny as people can get yet as annoying as people who think they are funny can get.

~Jeremy~

Dude, Carlos mencia isn't even his real name...and he steals other people's material and makes it unfunny...
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