Band Names

Danny Himself · 06.01.2006, 05:49 PM

Band names are tricky, alright. Whenever I try to come up with one, my mind draws blank and I have nothing. I recently noticed that most bands have shitty names.

I mean, what the hell is 'The Sleeping'?

Discuss things that would be good band names.

porkmarras · 06.01.2006, 05:54 PM

0o0o0o0

Danny Himself · 06.01.2006, 05:55 PM

A couple from a 'cool band names' google search:

Ass Cabbage ('This guy saw a girl with a nice ass and said, "That's some good ass grabbage." So, my friend didn't hear him correctly and said, "Ass cabbage?"')
Ass Fault ('It's kinda like asphalt like the concrete stuff so I thought it was a cool band name')

youthoftomorrow · 06.01.2006, 06:42 PM

i remember a thread like this back on the old board. someone came up with "Terminal Velocity Kitten" which i thought was hilarious.

jennthebenn · 06.01.2006, 07:12 PM

Fidget Pigeon--alliterative, and conjures a cool image
Pancreatas--pancreas and creative combine to give you a band name that sounds like some a character out of a classic greek play
Shishkabibbles--actually, this is too good for a band name. give this one to your child. it's totally androgynous, too.

jennthebenn · 06.01.2006, 07:16 PM

eh, you're right, alliteration is at the BEGINNING of the words. what word do i want then? for the soft "g" in the middle of each word?

can't believe i got negative rep for THAT.

Alex's Trip · 06.01.2006, 08:07 PM

The name Faux Real would be cool (for whatever, not necessarily a band).

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.01.2006, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennthebenn

eh, you're right, alliteration is at the BEGINNING of the words. what word do i want then? for the soft "g" in the middle of each word?

can't believe i got negative rep for THAT.

I gave you some rep to make up for it because I am nice

jennthebenn · 06.01.2006, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I gave you some rep to make up for it because I am nice

my avatar can best express my sentiment, i feel.

Danny Himself · 06.01.2006, 08:56 PM

My new musical venture is the lovely Lethargical Grawlix Bean. Butter that on your toast, motherfucker.

finding nobody · 06.01.2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

The name Faux Real would be cool (for whatever, not necessarily a band).

that's awesome
i also like 'various artists' and 'speacial guests'

TheDom · 06.01.2006, 09:25 PM

I like one Glice posted a while ago 'Harvey Metal'

Пятхъдесят Шест · 06.01.2006, 10:18 PM

This reminds me of how Wire (the magazine) will post a 'dodgy band names' list every once and a great while. Some of them are hilarious. Such as:

Poultry in Motion
Who Will Carry My Arms
Jehovahs Wetness
Israelvis
Long Live Death
Thank God We're Immortal
Slut Freak
Lack of Afro
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Stuckas Over Bedrock
Teeth of the Hydra
Child Pornography
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Stiff Richards
The Well Hungarians

AHAHA.

alyasa · 06.01.2006, 10:47 PM

My band's name was Burning Youth

then it was Tears of Mahsuri.

youthoftomorrow · 06.01.2006, 10:56 PM

this guy i talk to online occasionally had a band for a while with one of the coolest band names i've ever heard: Destroyathon.

CHOUT · 06.02.2006, 12:50 AM

Bernie Stillbourne and the Coathangers

finding nobody · 06.02.2006, 12:59 AM

Rip Torn and the Cuts

CHOUT · 06.02.2006, 01:09 AM

Hot Karl

h8kurdt · 06.02.2006, 01:35 AM

One I'd use if I was to be in a band Phoenix River.

CHOUT · 06.02.2006, 01:37 AM

I though of a real retarded one a while ago I'm sure some of you might get:
See Thomas Howl

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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Band names are tricky, alright. Whenever I try to come up with one, my mind draws blank and I have nothing. I recently noticed that most bands have shitty names. I mean, what the hell is 'The Sleeping'? Discuss things that would be good band names.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	A couple from a 'cool band names' google search: Ass Cabbage ('This guy saw a girl with a nice ass and said, "That's some good ass grabbage." So, my friend didn't hear him correctly and said, "Ass cabbage?"') Ass Fault ('It's kinda like asphalt like the concrete stuff so I thought it was a cool band name')
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youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	i remember a thread like this back on the old board. someone came up with "Terminal Velocity Kitten" which i thought was hilarious. __________________ avalanche.
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,259	Fidget Pigeon--alliterative, and conjures a cool image Pancreatas--pancreas and creative combine to give you a band name that sounds like some a character out of a classic greek play Shishkabibbles--actually, this is too good for a band name. give this one to your child. it's totally androgynous, too.
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,259	eh, you're right, alliteration is at the BEGINNING of the words. what word do i want then? for the soft "g" in the middle of each word? can't believe i got negative rep for THAT.
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	The name Faux Real would be cool (for whatever, not necessarily a band). __________________ KALOPSIA
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	My new musical venture is the lovely Lethargical Grawlix Bean. Butter that on your toast, motherfucker.
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TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	I like one Glice posted a while ago 'Harvey Metal'
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06.01.2006, 10:18 PM	#13
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	This reminds me of how Wire (the magazine) will post a 'dodgy band names' list every once and a great while. Some of them are hilarious. Such as: Poultry in Motion Who Will Carry My Arms Jehovahs Wetness Israelvis Long Live Death Thank God We're Immortal Slut Freak Lack of Afro Pretty Girls Make Graves Stuckas Over Bedrock Teeth of the Hydra Child Pornography The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra Stiff Richards The Well Hungarians AHAHA.
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alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	My band's name was Burning Youth then it was Tears of Mahsuri. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	this guy i talk to online occasionally had a band for a while with one of the coolest band names i've ever heard: Destroyathon. __________________ avalanche.
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	Bernie Stillbourne and the Coathangers __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Rip Torn and the Cuts
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	Hot Karl __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	One I'd use if I was to be in a band Phoenix River. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I though of a real retarded one a while ago I'm sure some of you might get: See Thomas Howl __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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