Is your father as insane as mine? - Page 3

knox · 12.22.2009, 04:14 PM

i need to know the age to adjust my mean level accordinly.

_slavo_ · 12.22.2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

i need to know the age to adjust my mean level accordinly.

off topic, but knox, been listening to your myspace for the past 2 hours and I love it. any chance to get hold of the CD you have out?

knox · 12.22.2009, 04:33 PM

sure, ill pm you about it!

jon boy · 12.22.2009, 05:15 PM

whats your music knox? pm me it ok.

DeadDiscoDildo · 12.22.2009, 05:19 PM

He probably just did alot of cocaine in the past

loubarret · 12.22.2009, 05:45 PM

Just after you were born

automatic bzooty · 12.22.2009, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

He probably just did alot of cocaine in the past

And ate a lot of fondue with ABBA.

chrome noise tape · 12.22.2009, 06:07 PM

maybe it's only a matter of andropause and his levels of testerone are mess with his mind...horrible things can happens when a man came to this point...but that it's not a case of insanity

floatingslowly · 12.22.2009, 07:08 PM

is alcoholism a form of insanity?

chrome noise tape · 12.22.2009, 07:22 PM

no. it's a form of distraction

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 12.22.2009, 07:27 PM

my guard always said my daddy was a mentalist

phoenix · 12.22.2009, 07:27 PM

yes, and probably even more so.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.22.2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

I used a different cup this morning to drink tea out of, and when my dad found out he flew into a rage, accusing me of pissing in it! He said he could smell the piss in the cup! I naturally protested my innocence, as any sane person would, but all he did in response was threaten to throw me out of the house!

I'd like to believe that my dad is just like any other, and maybe other dads would've reacted in the same way, and that my mum didn't marry a madman, but I'm having serious doubts.

my dad is way crazier.. but this is not a pissing contest. The real question is, come on man, what did you do to yr dad that has him so paranoid, crazy or not?

Pax Americana · 12.22.2009, 09:57 PM

I've never pissed in one of my dad's mugs, but I did jack off into one once.

Boy was he steamed!!!

Nah, but really if he flew off the handle cause you used a different mug, he might have some issues. Is he stressed or something? One of my best friends was going through some shit at work/home last year and he got so stressed out that he would just lose his fucking mind and scream at people for no reason at all. I mean literally no reason at all. Dude flipped out at me cause he didn't like the way I put my shoes on once. He finally kinda admitted to himself just how fucked up he was acting towards everyone and sought help with a counselor and stuff. He's a lot better now, even though all the crap he was going through isn't really over. He's just way better at dealing with stuff now.

Not that that's the deal with your dad or anything, just sayin'.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.22.2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pax Americana

I've never pissed in one of my dad's mugs, but I did jack off into one once.

Boy was he steamed!!!

please. if yr serious, you shouldn't even brag about such utter sacrilege, and if you are joking, that is a stupid joke, either way, lame.

terminal pharmacy · 12.22.2009, 10:08 PM

is your dad charles bukowksi

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

I used a different cup this morning to drink tea out of, and when my dad found out he flew into a rage, accusing me of pissing in it! He said he could smell the piss in the cup! I naturally protested my innocence, as any sane person would, but all he did in response was threaten to throw me out of the house!

I'd like to believe that my dad is just like any other, and maybe other dads would've reacted in the same way, and that my mum didn't marry a madman, but I'm having serious doubts.

Pax Americana · 12.22.2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

please. if yr serious, you shouldn't even brag about such utter sacrilege, and if you are joking, that is a stupid joke, either way, lame.

Sacrilege??? Uh...???

Yeah, dude. I really whack-off in family member's cups. Merry Christmas!

It was a stupid joke, don't lose sleep.

verme (prevaricator) · 12.22.2009, 10:18 PM

mine is an helpless workaholic too busy to drink my piss.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.22.2009, 10:35 PM

My father likes drinking my piss. I'm not sure if that makes him less crazy, or more.

Dead-Air · 12.22.2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

He probably just did alot of cocaine in the past

easy to find out, just ask him to piss in a cup...

12.22.2009, 04:14 PM	#41
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	i need to know the age to adjust my mean level accordinly. __________________
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12.22.2009, 05:19 PM	#45
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	He probably just did alot of cocaine in the past
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12.22.2009, 05:45 PM	#46
loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	Just after you were born
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12.22.2009, 06:07 PM	#48
chrome noise tape the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2009 Location: Making The Nature Scene Posts: 935	maybe it's only a matter of andropause and his levels of testerone are mess with his mind...horrible things can happens when a man came to this point...but that it's not a case of insanity
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12.22.2009, 07:08 PM	#49
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	is alcoholism a form of insanity?
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chrome noise tape the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2009 Location: Making The Nature Scene Posts: 935	no. it's a form of distraction
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Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	my guard always said my daddy was a mentalist
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	yes, and probably even more so. __________________ tiny and lost.
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12.22.2009, 09:57 PM	#54
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	I've never pissed in one of my dad's mugs, but I did jack off into one once. Boy was he steamed!!! Nah, but really if he flew off the handle cause you used a different mug, he might have some issues. Is he stressed or something? One of my best friends was going through some shit at work/home last year and he got so stressed out that he would just lose his fucking mind and scream at people for no reason at all. I mean literally no reason at all. Dude flipped out at me cause he didn't like the way I put my shoes on once. He finally kinda admitted to himself just how fucked up he was acting towards everyone and sought help with a counselor and stuff. He's a lot better now, even though all the crap he was going through isn't really over. He's just way better at dealing with stuff now. Not that that's the deal with your dad or anything, just sayin'.
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12.22.2009, 10:18 PM	#58
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 744	mine is an helpless workaholic too busy to drink my piss.
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12.22.2009, 10:35 PM	#59
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	My father likes drinking my piss. I'm not sure if that makes him less crazy, or more.
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