Tucker Carlson

noumenal · 01.19.2007, 06:10 PM

What a choad.

!@#$%! · 01.19.2007, 06:34 PM

ha

that stupid bowtie.

i detested him back in the day when he had a pbs show-- surely he was given that slot to appease the fund-cutting republican congress. is he still there? he sucked, oh so terribly.

then there was his debacle at... cnn was it?

i was hoping he'd be extinct by now. apparently not?

noumenal · 01.19.2007, 06:47 PM

He has a daily show on MSNBC, but he has done away with the bowtie.

He was recently on one of those reality shows, So You Think You can Dance, I think it was called. He was voted off on the first episode.

I use MSNBC for background noise sometimes, so I see him fairly often. He has a knack for asking his guests just those questions that I imagine are burning in the minds of the lowest common denominator. It's as if he's trying to say the stupidest things possible at all times.

Anyway, I think he's a libertarian. He has a sort of holier-than-thou attitude towards his party, as if he's the paragon of Republicanism and the evangelicals and neo-cons have got it all wrong. Whatever. I'll take a bible-thumper any day over a douchebag like him.

noumenal · 01.19.2007, 06:49 PM

See, no bowtie. Instead, he's rockin' the slightly unbottoned shirt look and topping it off with frat-boy shaggy hair.

noumenal · 01.19.2007, 06:52 PM

Also, every time I see him on TV, I think to myself: "Do WHAT to her carlson?"

!@#$%! · 01.19.2007, 06:54 PM

bowtie or no bowtie, he still looks like an intolerable fucking wanker.

and on a separate note, i just wanted to say it's good to have you back on the board.

tparker · 01.19.2007, 06:55 PM

can bite my wang along with all the other righty/lefty 'newsertainment' dickheads.

noumenal · 01.19.2007, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

bowtie or no bowtie, he still looks like an intolerable fucking wanker.

and on a separate note, i just wanted to say it's good to have you back on the board.

Thanks, man. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 01.20.2007, 01:54 PM

Do you guys remember when he was on Crossfire, on CNN?

He used to get schooled by your statesman Noumenal, James Carville.

And of course you all remember when Jon Stewart was the guest?

noumenal · 01.20.2007, 04:00 PM

Yeah. Crossfire is worthless. Everything Jon Stewart said when he came on was right on, but he seemed really nervous out of his element.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql-trzw5Uls

Hip Priest · 01.20.2007, 05:29 PM

I'd never heard of this Carlson chappie, but a search led me to the youtube clips of him being decimated by the ever-excellent Stewart.

k-krack · 01.20.2007, 05:44 PM

Jesus christ, this man is a moronic, ignorant fucking imbecile.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=02_nC9B0vvU

Every single thing he says, a) contradicts himself, b) is such an obvious "name-dropping" type thing; "I love Canadians," "Canadians are a smart people," "I was backpacking across Nova Scotia." and c) is extraordinarily ignorant of him (I'm sure you can find plenty of examples, "eh.")

val-holla-ing · 01.21.2007, 04:33 AM

i hear he gives horrible blowjobs.

really, i think he's scum.

01.19.2007, 06:10 PM	#1
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	What a choad.
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01.19.2007, 06:34 PM	#2
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	ha that stupid bowtie. i detested him back in the day when he had a pbs show-- surely he was given that slot to appease the fund-cutting republican congress. is he still there? he sucked, oh so terribly. then there was his debacle at... cnn was it? i was hoping he'd be extinct by now. apparently not?
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01.19.2007, 06:47 PM	#3
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	He has a daily show on MSNBC, but he has done away with the bowtie. He was recently on one of those reality shows, So You Think You can Dance, I think it was called. He was voted off on the first episode. I use MSNBC for background noise sometimes, so I see him fairly often. He has a knack for asking his guests just those questions that I imagine are burning in the minds of the lowest common denominator. It's as if he's trying to say the stupidest things possible at all times. Anyway, I think he's a libertarian. He has a sort of holier-than-thou attitude towards his party, as if he's the paragon of Republicanism and the evangelicals and neo-cons have got it all wrong. Whatever. I'll take a bible-thumper any day over a douchebag like him.
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01.19.2007, 06:49 PM	#4
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	See, no bowtie. Instead, he's rockin' the slightly unbottoned shirt look and topping it off with frat-boy shaggy hair.
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01.19.2007, 06:52 PM	#5
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Also, every time I see him on TV, I think to myself: "Do WHAT to her carlson?"
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01.19.2007, 06:54 PM	#6
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	bowtie or no bowtie, he still looks like an intolerable fucking wanker. and on a separate note, i just wanted to say it's good to have you back on the board.
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01.19.2007, 06:55 PM	#7
tparker empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 12	can bite my wang along with all the other righty/lefty 'newsertainment' dickheads.
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01.20.2007, 01:54 PM	#9
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Do you guys remember when he was on Crossfire, on CNN? He used to get schooled by your statesman Noumenal, James Carville. And of course you all remember when Jon Stewart was the guest?
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01.20.2007, 04:00 PM	#10
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Yeah. Crossfire is worthless. Everything Jon Stewart said when he came on was right on, but he seemed really nervous out of his element. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql-trzw5Uls
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01.20.2007, 05:29 PM	#11
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I'd never heard of this Carlson chappie, but a search led me to the youtube clips of him being decimated by the ever-excellent Stewart. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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01.20.2007, 05:44 PM	#12
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Jesus christ, this man is a moronic, ignorant fucking imbecile. http://youtube.com/watch?v=02_nC9B0vvU Every single thing he says, a) contradicts himself, b) is such an obvious "name-dropping" type thing; "I love Canadians," "Canadians are a smart people," "I was backpacking across Nova Scotia." and c) is extraordinarily ignorant of him (I'm sure you can find plenty of examples, "eh.") __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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01.21.2007, 04:33 AM	#13
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i hear he gives horrible blowjobs. really, i think he's scum. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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