What does your penis call a vagina?

porkmarras · 06.14.2006, 06:37 AM

You fucking asked for this.

candymoan · 06.14.2006, 06:43 AM

i don't know..
i don't speak dick..

Glice · 06.14.2006, 06:45 AM

Warm and comfortable.

What does your penis call a poo-chute porkie?

RdTv · 06.14.2006, 06:47 AM

Home. My penis calls it home.

porkmarras · 06.14.2006, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Warm and comfortable.

What does your penis call a poo-chute porkie?

I can't answer that question.

screamingskull · 06.14.2006, 07:09 AM

someone posted a story a while ago about stupid names for vaginas and dicks and they said that they called their vagina their 'baby chute'. i thought that was pretty kool.

alyasa · 06.14.2006, 08:17 AM

I have heard it been referred to as a 'cock-holster' once.

fishmonkey · 06.14.2006, 08:33 AM

it calls it random names, pulls its hair and runs away

Toilet & Bowels · 06.14.2006, 08:34 AM

vadge gash minge flange cunt

Trasher02 · 06.14.2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by RdTv

Home. My penis calls it home.

Best description I've seen.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.14.2006, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

someone posted a story a while ago about stupid names for vaginas and dicks and they said that they called their vagina their 'baby chute'. i thought that was pretty kool.

I don't have a vagina, but my friends and I call vaginas that.

But when I am thinking with my penis, it is called a vagina. If I was having a conversation with a girl about where I'd like to stick my penis (which I don't know why I would, sex isn't all that premeditated) I would say "in your vagina."

PAULYBEE2656 · 06.14.2006, 10:06 AM

this is dumb!

truncated · 06.14.2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I don't have a vagina, but my friends and I call vaginas that.

But when I am thinking with my penis, it is called a vagina. If I was having a conversation with a girl about where I'd like to stick my penis (which I don't know why I would, sex isn't all that premeditated) I would say "in your vagina."

I'd rethink the clinical terminology. Massive turn-off.

Savage Clone · 06.14.2006, 10:34 AM

I would also re-think "baby chute." Babies are the last thing I am thinking about regarding this most wonderful of body parts.
I mean, I know they go through there and everything, but procreation is not my interest. Ever.

king_buzzo · 06.14.2006, 10:39 AM

the thing thats better than beer

truncated · 06.14.2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I would also re-think "baby chute." Babies are the last thing I am thinking about regarding this most wonderful of body parts.
I mean, I know they go through there and everything, but procreation is not my interest. Ever.

Adamantly seconded.

SJIND, this is beginning to explain a lot.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.14.2006, 11:08 AM

Baby chute originally started as a word my friend Nic thought I said. I actually said bathing suit. We decided the word was very funny, and started making jokes about baby chutes.

I know clinical terminology is a turn-off. I don't talk about the body parts when I'm with women. Things just happen. If we were discussing it over tea though, that is what I would call it.

SugarLips · 06.14.2006, 08:37 PM

what do ya call a redhead who shaves her muff ::drum roll:: orange ruffy

Inhuman · 07.26.2006, 11:09 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkmarras again

RDTV said it with "home". It's always eager to slap on a lube tube and get to business!

LifeDistortion · 07.26.2006, 02:28 PM

When a man has sex with a woman its simply the closest thing he'll ever get to returning to his mother's womb, we're all just trying to return to the womb.

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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Baby chute originally started as a word my friend Nic thought I said. I actually said bathing suit. We decided the word was very funny, and started making jokes about baby chutes. I know clinical terminology is a turn-off. I don't talk about the body parts when I'm with women. Things just happen. If we were discussing it over tea though, that is what I would call it.
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LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	When a man has sex with a woman its simply the closest thing he'll ever get to returning to his mother's womb, we're all just trying to return to the womb.
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