[A Thousand Threads]

haha
you are funny

[nature scene]

who was joking?

[A Thousand Threads]

the indie hipster

[nature scene]

you're so clever.

[A Thousand Threads]

if you say so

[nature scene]

i must've touched a nerve....

 

[Everyneurotic]

most indie hipsters love ween.

[atsonicpark]

Throwing around words like "indie hipster" and trying to justify a love of Ween in the same post? That's not going to win any arguments.

Their early tape stuff is KIND OF interesting in a Renaldo and the Loaf-kind-of-way. You know, the goofy vocal nonsense and whatnot. "The Pod" has their most tolerable music. Most of their music is just boring to me though. I can't deny their talent. That doesn't mean I want to listen to them. "Chocolate and Cheese" is one of the worst albums I've heard in my life.

For the record, more than most bands, you pretty much either love or hate Ween. I know plenty of people completely fanatical about them and I know plenty of people who just hate their guts. I'm KINDA indifferent to them -- they don't really BOTHER me, but they still suck.

[super_charger]

I love the Boredoms but EYE ruins the Z-Rock album. It would be an album of good Ween songs if it wasn't for his belching over top them.

[avantgarde1]

Originally Posted by super_charger

... album of good Ween songs ...

kind of an oxymoron no?

[atsonicpark]

Yeah, eye's the best part of the z-rock album.

[super_charger]

Originally Posted by avantgarde1

kind of an oxymoron no?

Since were talking about the only song writing duo to rival Lennon/McCartney then I'm going to have to say no. What I do know is that this album sucks for fans of both Ween and the Boredoms.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by super_charger

Since were talking about the only song writing duo to rival Lennon/McCartney then I'm going to have to say no...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[super_charger]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I know. Lennon/McCartney aren't quite in their league but they're still up there.

[atsonicpark]

super_charger is the new king of comedy.

[atsonicpark]

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[super_charger]

 

[super_charger]

The one thing I'm not joking about is EYE wrecks that Z-rock album.

[atsonicpark]

Hahah.

It's just not a good album, period.

[Everyneurotic]

yamatsuka eye = genius
ween = stoner losers

and i don't particularly hate them, they are just terrible. z-rock hawaii is still pretty weak.