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Old 01.07.2007, 11:33 AM   #1
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It started behaving funnily again and it wont do what i ask(not tell him,mind)it to do whenever i want it to do it.There's not talking to it and it told me to go impale myself.Cunt!
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Old 01.07.2007, 11:35 AM   #2
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It won't even fuck off?

Usually, that's all my shitty computer will do.
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Old 01.07.2007, 11:38 AM   #3
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There's no reasoning with it.I've scanned the twat but i can still see a smirk on its screen whenever i'm attempting to check the mature sex websites.Cheeky sod!
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Old 01.07.2007, 11:40 AM   #4
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What a smartass computer. I'd come to the UK and fuck it up but I'm far too hungover. Maybe later.
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Old 01.07.2007, 11:43 AM   #5
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Old 01.09.2007, 12:47 AM   #6
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So is mine......fucker.
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Old 01.09.2007, 01:10 AM   #7
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Ah get a better one porky.
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Old 01.09.2007, 01:26 AM   #8
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you need a COCK computer porkie. you'll be much happier. as for yours, you can sell it on ebay-- internet porn box w/ integrated cunt makes jerking off a lot easier.
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:01 AM   #9
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is your computer being stupid because you have not got an original version of windows? thats what mine has been doing. is there a way of getting round this without forking out for it?
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:10 AM   #10
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:12 AM   #11
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Is that the Peticot 500?
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:16 AM   #12
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Yes. I've had it for a year and it still hasn't crashed.
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:18 AM   #13
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If it's the original one created by Patricia(no surname),it has also a body spray on the side.
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:20 AM   #14
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Tokolosh,get the second series of 'Look Around You' and you'll see what i'm talking about.I've been re-watching it loads of late.Avoid the first one as it is ok but not that funny.
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:21 AM   #15
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i'm rapping i'm rapping i'm rapidy rapping.
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:23 AM   #16
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When most of us think of Bournemouth we think of the quaint seaside town, famous for tourism and battery acid manufacturing.
Pictured right (inset) is another Bournemouth. This one is the most powerful computer ever built in Britain. Above is Bournemouth's chief programmer, Computer Jones.
Bournemouth is so powerful he perceives ordinary people to be morons. He is able to solve thousands of complex theoretical problems in the time it would take us to eat a slice of Antmas Eve pie.
By the year 1990 there could be as many as 10,000 computers in britain.
Experts like Computer Jones will eventually become irrelevant as, by then, computers will be able to program themselves, clean their own laser ribbons and will even be able to help us organise trade union ballots.
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PLAY DIARRHEA DAN: You can now play this popular toilet-based computer game. Diarrhea Dan must race against the clock to get into every cubicle and win vital loo paper by answering the toilet-related questions.

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Old 01.09.2007, 05:24 AM   #17
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i'm rapping i'm rapping i'm rapidy rapping.
I'm rapping all day,i'm rapping all night.I'm rapping..........rapping.........ra-ra-rapping!
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:27 AM   #18
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Tokolosh,get the second series of 'Look Around You' and you'll see what i'm talking about.I've been re-watching it loads of late.Avoid the first one as it is ok but not that funny.

Haven't seen it yet, but it looks funny. There must be some of it on Youtube?
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Old 01.09.2007, 05:31 AM   #19
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAAWJOujoI

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Old 01.09.2007, 05:40 AM   #20
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Oh yeah! I remember seeing the Sulphur one.
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