'How I lost my virginity' horror/semi-horror stories - Page 3

pbradley · 08.06.2009, 01:16 AM

How did it get burned?

terriblecanyons · 08.06.2009, 01:18 AM

I. Don't. Know.

dirty bunny · 08.06.2009, 01:19 AM

See The Movie. Experience the HORROR.

Shifty Prophet · 08.06.2009, 01:43 AM

I was 13 and kinda drunk at a party, this girl was 15 and clearly was making moves on me. I decided i was tired of thinking about girls and sex and decided to grab her hand and go to a room. She followed and we made it happen. I busted like 4 or five time in an hour and she was amazed by that. I remeber the feeling for the first time, shit was it sooo much better than i had imagined, that moment i fell in love with sex. She totally saw through my bullshit and knew i was a virgin, but was cool about it cause she said i could fuck, typical bourgy-hood chick. We stayed in the room for almost two hours, i did everything i could think of except go downtown and we both walked out feeling very satisfied. I never asked her about the deatils for fear of ''umm,well it was okay'', but heard through the grapevine that she came a couple times. At the time I wasn't sure if she was just saying that shit to into it or actually coming, in my mind i was some kid who didn't have any experience getting in them guts.

atsonic park said it best, the feeling of the first time never goes away, and yet is never encountered again.

phoenix · 08.06.2009, 08:28 AM

I'm totally still a virgin.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 08.06.2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I put my penis in a vagina

sure.. we all know you missed on the first try..

static-harmony · 08.06.2009, 11:44 AM

It's called raped in this side of town.

Pax Americana · 08.06.2009, 06:19 PM

Shit, my first time was awkward and terrible. I didn't have sex till I was 18, and had been dating this girl for a couple months when we finally did the deed. We were both virgins, and nervous as all hell. Ugh... it was just awful. I had all kinds of trouble getting it in, cause she was so tight and everything. So i'm getting all embarassed and I'm afraid that I'm totally letting her down (which I'm sure I was) and I finally get it in and I'm all like "Alright, yeah! I'm having sex! This feels great!" Two pumps later and I'm fucking done. God I felt like such a loser. I'm not even good enough to be called a two pump chump... fuck I'm like a 1/2 pump chump. Surprisingly she didn't seem to mind that much. I'm guessing that's cause she was really nervous and a vigin. We did have sex a lot after that though, and it did get better... slightly. I really am terrible with women though.

Anngella · 08.06.2009, 06:44 PM

The first time I actually -fucked- it was wonderful. Very sweaty. I had an orgasm pretty quickly. The best part is that afterwards we had a farting contest.

max · 08.06.2009, 06:45 PM

PA, don't get down like that now. It only takes some experience.

BTW, it frigthens me big time to read all these stories about first time drunk experience. you only lose your virginity once - big deal I know but still - how can you be unconscious when that happens?

my own 1st time thingie was kind of semi-awlward I guess - it was summer, I was 17, we'd been together for one year already and decided to go for it... man it was hot, so ON goes the fan... and both vag + condom turn from WET to DRY AS HELL... needless to say, it was impossible to go further and we were kinda just laughing hard at the time...

...so we braved up, sucked and licked each other for a while and after one hour made it thru... it didn't hurt her, even tho it took me a long while to cum. she didn't, and that was the first time of several others that I made sex with a virgin girl.

somehow I only seem to get virgin girls.
trips me out.

Trasher02 · 08.06.2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pax Americana

Shit, my first time was awkward and terrible. I didn't have sex till I was 18, and had been dating this girl for a couple months when we finally did the deed. We were both virgins, and nervous as all hell. Ugh... it was just awful. I had all kinds of trouble getting it in, cause she was so tight and everything. So i'm getting all embarassed and I'm afraid that I'm totally letting her down (which I'm sure I was) and I finally get it in and I'm all like "Alright, yeah! I'm having sex! This feels great!" Two pumps later and I'm fucking done. God I felt like such a loser. I'm not even good enough to be called a two pump chump... fuck I'm like a 1/2 pump chump. Surprisingly she didn't seem to mind that much. I'm guessing that's cause she was really nervous and a vigin. We did have sex a lot after that though, and it did get better... slightly. I really am terrible with women though.

Wow, easy there stud. Self-esteem overload!

floatingslowly · 08.06.2009, 06:50 PM

there was no horror in losing my virginity.

that came before, in Utah, where girls weren't allowed to speak to anyone, unless the girl was 16 and the guy was mormon.

neither applied in my case.

I left Utah shortly after my 16th birthday and had no need to fool parents.

GAWD SHINES IN TEXAS.

davenotdead · 08.06.2009, 06:57 PM

i imagine it was oily.

floatingslowly · 08.06.2009, 07:18 PM

two things come out of Texas. sex and oil.

davenotdead · 08.06.2009, 07:23 PM

oily bot sex with plastic oily tits being rubbed with baby oil.

EVOLghost · 08.06.2009, 08:06 PM

That's a lot of oil!

Anngella · 08.06.2009, 08:12 PM

extra VIRGIN olive oil

EVOLghost · 08.06.2009, 08:24 PM

atsonicpark · 08.06.2009, 08:54 PM

Fuck "losing your virginity". Let's talk about the first time you came.

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGEEEEEEEEE EEEEE* *makes a huge ass fucking puddle on the floor*
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

davenotdead · 08.06.2009, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Fuck "losing your virginity". Let's talk about the first time you came.

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGEEEEEEEEE EEEEE* *makes a huge ass fucking puddle on the floor*
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

i thought i had aids, and i was trying to fervently scrub the cum out of my boxers so my mom wouldn't see it when she did laundry the next day

08.06.2009, 01:16 AM	#41
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	How did it get burned?
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08.06.2009, 01:18 AM	#42
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I. Don't. Know.
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08.06.2009, 01:19 AM	#43
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	See The Movie. Experience the HORROR. __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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08.06.2009, 01:43 AM	#44
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	I was 13 and kinda drunk at a party, this girl was 15 and clearly was making moves on me. I decided i was tired of thinking about girls and sex and decided to grab her hand and go to a room. She followed and we made it happen. I busted like 4 or five time in an hour and she was amazed by that. I remeber the feeling for the first time, shit was it sooo much better than i had imagined, that moment i fell in love with sex. She totally saw through my bullshit and knew i was a virgin, but was cool about it cause she said i could fuck, typical bourgy-hood chick. We stayed in the room for almost two hours, i did everything i could think of except go downtown and we both walked out feeling very satisfied. I never asked her about the deatils for fear of ''umm,well it was okay'', but heard through the grapevine that she came a couple times. At the time I wasn't sure if she was just saying that shit to into it or actually coming, in my mind i was some kid who didn't have any experience getting in them guts. atsonic park said it best, the feeling of the first time never goes away, and yet is never encountered again.
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08.06.2009, 08:28 AM	#45
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I'm totally still a virgin. __________________ tiny and lost.
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08.06.2009, 11:44 AM	#47
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	It's called raped in this side of town. __________________
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08.06.2009, 06:19 PM	#48
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	Shit, my first time was awkward and terrible. I didn't have sex till I was 18, and had been dating this girl for a couple months when we finally did the deed. We were both virgins, and nervous as all hell. Ugh... it was just awful. I had all kinds of trouble getting it in, cause she was so tight and everything. So i'm getting all embarassed and I'm afraid that I'm totally letting her down (which I'm sure I was) and I finally get it in and I'm all like "Alright, yeah! I'm having sex! This feels great!" Two pumps later and I'm fucking done. God I felt like such a loser. I'm not even good enough to be called a two pump chump... fuck I'm like a 1/2 pump chump. Surprisingly she didn't seem to mind that much. I'm guessing that's cause she was really nervous and a vigin. We did have sex a lot after that though, and it did get better... slightly. I really am terrible with women though.
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08.06.2009, 06:44 PM	#49
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	The first time I actually -fucked- it was wonderful. Very sweaty. I had an orgasm pretty quickly. The best part is that afterwards we had a farting contest. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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08.06.2009, 06:45 PM	#50
max expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: sardinia, italy Posts: 1,263	PA, don't get down like that now. It only takes some experience. BTW, it frigthens me big time to read all these stories about first time drunk experience. you only lose your virginity once - big deal I know but still - how can you be unconscious when that happens? my own 1st time thingie was kind of semi-awlward I guess - it was summer, I was 17, we'd been together for one year already and decided to go for it... man it was hot, so ON goes the fan... and both vag + condom turn from WET to DRY AS HELL... needless to say, it was impossible to go further and we were kinda just laughing hard at the time... ...so we braved up, sucked and licked each other for a while and after one hour made it thru... it didn't hurt her, even tho it took me a long while to cum. she didn't, and that was the first time of several others that I made sex with a virgin girl. somehow I only seem to get virgin girls. trips me out. __________________ A Dance Of Shadows - Kingdom Of Night
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08.06.2009, 06:50 PM	#52
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	there was no horror in losing my virginity. that came before, in Utah, where girls weren't allowed to speak to anyone, unless the girl was 16 and the guy was mormon. neither applied in my case. I left Utah shortly after my 16th birthday and had no need to fool parents. GAWD SHINES IN TEXAS.
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08.06.2009, 06:57 PM	#53
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i imagine it was oily. __________________
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08.06.2009, 07:18 PM	#54
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	two things come out of Texas. sex and oil.
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08.06.2009, 07:23 PM	#55
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	oily bot sex with plastic oily tits being rubbed with baby oil. __________________
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08.06.2009, 08:06 PM	#56
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	That's a lot of oil!
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08.06.2009, 08:12 PM	#57
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	extra VIRGIN olive oil __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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08.06.2009, 08:24 PM	#58
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	moo
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08.06.2009, 08:54 PM	#59
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Fuck "losing your virginity". Let's talk about the first time you came. "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGEEEEEEEEE EEEEE makes a huge ass fucking puddle on the floor "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" __________________
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