[Derek]

He was my hero.

[floatingslowly]

maeby he'z enjoybing sumbertiem. berds n be's

[Derek]

I hope he's alright. He deleted his facebook, blog and everything so there's no way to check up on him.

[floatingslowly]

the Internet is good like that. just when you stop hating someone---poof---they disappear.

the trick is to always hate them just a little. then they never go away. barring that---loving them a lot---and I do mean with yr penis, also helps.

with ki'n, you might try both.

for a nominal fee, I can attempt a psychic summoning. sorcery ain't cheap though, ya dig?

[SONIC GAIL]

i miss little nicky too

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

kinn was my friend 2

[Genteel Death]

Find yourself another hero because I doubt he will be back anytime soon.

[floatingslowly]

although my sorcery skills are rather expensive, my hero worshipfulness is at a premium discount.

then again, you get what you pay for.

[tesla69]

He was shithead. Good riddance. I'll never leave.

[keep poppin pimples]

i thought n'ik was usually pretty awful. except when arguing with tesla69, he was hilarious, correct and on point in those situations

[Derek]

n'ik was cooler than most people here, sorry.

[atsonicpark]

Yeah, he rules. He's just bored with the internet. Understandable.

Personally, I don't really get online much anymore, except to download movies and read about magicians. Whenever I talked to n'ik, I always got the feeling he had better things to do. I don't think anyone really disappears forever, but he won't be back for good, ever, either.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Yeah, he rules. He's just bored with the internet. Understandable.

Personally, I don't really get online much anymore, except to download movies and read about magicians. Whenever I talked to n'ik, I always got the feeling he had better things to do. I don't think anyone really disappears forever, but he won't be back for good, ever, either.

You're wrong about Nick atsonic. There's more to that. I'm bored of internet forums, and look at me, I still post on one occasionally.

[atsonicpark]

Well, yeah, I have talked with James Apple quite extensively and know all about his personal problems but I don't really think it'd be right for me to go into all that on here.... So, the official reason for his departure, and probably the one he'd want people on here to know about, is ... boredom. I highly suggest, if anyone misses him, to read through some of his posts he didn't delete, as they are all quite long and very entertaining, and usually right-on. It was clear he was usually just fucking with people and being antagonizing for no other reason aside from boredom, which was always a fun read. I always told him just to make a blog. But yeah every time he quits the board, he usually emails me on hotmail or facebook so he can stay in touch with me about my movies and stuff, but I haven't even talked to him in a few months now. So, anyone's guess is as good as mine. But he'll be back eventually, sure.

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

Kill yourselves.

[atsonicpark]

Yeah, but first, get this daniel striped tiger cd, it rocks: http://www.mediafire.com/?zymyyiydwnj

[Genteel Death]

The reasons he left aren't because he was bored. Is being bored even a problem?

[kinikinikinik]

he left because his unit was deployed to afghanistan to murder villagers and extract the oil that flows in their veins. this is brought back to the homeland to fuel lady gaga's monsterous and all consuming vagina.

the vagina is devouring everything thrown into it at a seemingly unstoppable rate. however kinn and his followers seem to believe they can at least plead with it for favour so that they might be killed swiftly and mercifully instead of suffering a long and agonising demise. they have enthroned kinn as the leader of their new age death cult, and he delivers increasingly erratic and desperate sermons which draw wild and fantastically implausible conclusions from a mixture of leftist critical theory and a kind of schizoid neo buddhist mysticism.

the group has been steadily amassing new recruits as revolution and dwindling world oil supplies plunge the planet into crisis and rage. a secret meeting of coalition military officials was called, and a black ops mission to assasinate kinn and break up his group was covertly launched.

however the agent, a mentally unstable alcoholic soldier suffering extreme PTSD, has not been heard from since arriving at kinns jungle fortress 23 days ago and is presumed dead.

rumours indicate kinn may be in beijing, lecturing party officials on the looming collapse of american and european liberal capitalism and how to strengthen the dialectics of the state marxism. party sources deny these claims, while speculation is rampant, with conflicting rumours suggesting kinn may be either dead or somewhere in tehran. it is widely believed kinn's group has been funding itself through pretending to have hacked and plundered schemata of breakthrough alternative energy technologies and bidding various corporate and governmental interest groups against each other. it is also rumoured that since this tactic has been exposed the groups funding is dwindling and its members are on the run fleeing increasingly coordinated interpol efforts to track and imprison anyone caught with connections to it. however, the trail of a suspected member of the group collapsed in sweden under allegations of judicial impropriety and collusion between kinns group and members of the swedish anti terrorism authorities. prosecutors claimed their emails were being hacked and their offices had been bugged, presumably by someone in the anti terrorism unit who was passing on information to the suspects lawyers. members of the nations parliament and media called for an independent investigation, efforts towards which seem to have stalled and the suspected member of kinn's group has long since left the country.

meanwhile, the vagina has swelled to cover a landmass the size texas, with recent tectonic plate activity attributed to its rage. military and nuclear efforts to halt its growth and rampage are proving futile, with mass evacuations of the southern US causing chaos on the nations dilapidated transport networks. the offficial state of emergency has been extended indefinitely.


the horror, the horror.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

He was a neurotic piece of shit.

Another super intelligent person turned psychotic douchebag.

Like most of us cunts.

Hopefully, he killed himself.

Or, if he had any balls, is over helping out in Japan.

Proving wrong all his theories about how the human race is fucked.

[kinikinikinik]

Originally Posted by beckbriscodildo

He was a neurotic piece of shit.

Another super intelligent person turned psychotic douchebag.

Like most of us cunts.

Hopefully, he killed himself.

Or, if he had any balls, is over helping out in Japan.

Proving wrong all his theories about how the human race is fucked.

i cant hear you over the sound of your band and the unfathomable depths of its atrociousness.

as explained above, gagathulu caused the fuckin tsunami in the first place, i just left my micro noodles in too long at the fukushima reactor and everybody was all like freakin out and shit. whatevs, they should just take a chill pill and lissen to ur relaxed indie soundz tu calm their frayed japanerves.

plus i killed myself like 5 times already this week.

and you couldn't explain or counteract any of "my" theories even with a much needed eugenics programme in the monkey army that types the binary into your neurons.

keep holding onto that flame of feel good progressive millenarianism until tesla and his tea party pogrom buddies come knocking on your door demanding at gunpoint your goldline coins and any remaining dorritoes.

you can sing acoustic ballads about it when you're starving and burning hyper inflated dollars in a trash can for heat.

record the sessions onto the medium of the wind and carrier pigeon a copy to my fuckin indifference.