[Trasher02]

Originally Posted by CHOUT

Why the fuck would you eat a bee?

When you're 7 you'd eat anything.

[Trasher02]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

How the fuck do you swallow your tongue? I know it happens, but seriously, that is fucking retarded.

I have a friend who can swallow it and take it back out...

[nicfit]

well'when it's paralyzed it will tend to simply "fall" through your throath if you stand and walk or move your head or wathever..it must be an awful sensation...if you panic and nobody's there to help you,you're done.if you're calm enough,i think you could just keep your mouth open and your head down,with streams of saliva falling to your feet,but you'll live.i thik.i am tired.

[Cantankerous]

makes sense, like it just rolls back into your throat since you can't control it.

[nicfit]

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11847
how can he do this without puking?
i like this thread.and today i like cantankerous too.

[Trasher02]

Was that a guy or a girl in that video?

[nicfit]

i think he's a guy.even if it's somewhat hard to tell,it's listed as a generic "kid" in the name of the video.but his expression when he does it is typical of males being able to do something disgustingly funny.

[Trasher02]

really? I thought it was a girl.

[sonicl]

You think you had it bad? Bees die once they've stung. The stinger is barbed and lodges in the victim's skin, tearing loose from the bee's abdomen and leading to its death in minutes.

[Tokolosh]

Floats like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

 

Now here's a bee sting for ja. BAM!!

[krastian]

Yeah you can't fuck with that reach....or that power.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by youthoftomorrow

thankfully, i'm not. but i do have a childhood phobia of bees.

I have a phobia of wasps. Not the white anglo saxon protestant kind, although those are kind of scary, too. The stinging kind.

When I was like 11, somebody told me if a wasp stings you in the jugular, you'll die immediately. I'm also terrified that, unlike bees, they can sting you repeatedly. I've never been stung by a wasp yet (knock on wood), but they scare me so bad. There was one in the garage last summer as I was getting out of the car, and I did a perfect Jerry Lewis imitation scrambling and slipping and tripping over stuff, pushing past my wife, and shrieking like a little girl to get in the house. Luckily enough for me, my wife seems to understand that this phobia is deep-rooted and she's very patient about it.

[Hip Priest]

I was stung or bitten by something last autumn, on my elbow. Half my arm went bright red and swelled up rather a lot. After about 24 hours of agony (the most pain I've ever felt), as a last ditch attempt to avoid seeing any doctors (they work for the government etc), I spread some manuka honey on it. Within an hour it was bearable, and it subsided gradually after that. Manuka honey is a great thing.