drug test.

lizzarddd · 11.29.2007, 06:36 AM

So, I've smoked weed everyday for a while now, I can't remember how long it's been but I can say It's been a longgggg time. For Christmas I want to show my mom a clean drug test, (sweet isn't it?) I've not smoked since yesterday, how long does it take for THC to get out of your system?...

please tell me anything else which will help me.

Tokolosh · 11.29.2007, 06:47 AM

Approx. 3-7 weeks before it completely leaves your system.
Looks like you might not be getting christmas presents this year.
Is your mom a narc?

avantgarde1 · 11.29.2007, 06:15 PM

not to sound mean but what kinda mom wants a bottle of clean piss from their child?

!@#$%! · 11.29.2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

not to sound mean but what kinda mom wants a bottle of clean piss from their child?

a worried one?

HaydenAsche · 11.29.2007, 07:48 PM

My mom can keep fucking wishing.

val-holla-ing · 11.29.2007, 07:56 PM

good luck dudebruh.

lizzarddd · 12.01.2007, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

not to sound mean but what kinda mom wants a bottle of clean piss from their child?

Uhh...if you knew my mom you'd understand. I can't do much of anything because she suspects I smoke.

lizzarddd · 12.01.2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Approx. 3-7 weeks before it completely leaves your system.
Looks like you might not be getting christmas presents this year.
Is your mom a narc?

hahaha, it's not the fact that i'll get Christmas presents over it or not, it's just something that she'd be happy to see because she doesn't trust me at all anymore, I fucked up a little bit before...so i'm trying to make it up.
She's a crazy little Polish lady but equivilent to a narc.

Can't wait till Christmas! Getting a sweeeet new electric to jam out on.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.01.2007, 12:57 PM

depends

you a chubby dude?
if so, it may take longer
thc hides in your fat

things you can do to pass the test:
work out
drink water... lots of it
cranberry juice
STEAM (if you don't have access to a steam room, you can do it in your shower... maybe?)

HaydenAsche · 12.01.2007, 01:19 PM

Get yourself some cleaner.

Everyneurotic · 12.01.2007, 01:22 PM

"i want to make my mom happy by lying to her, aren't i sweet?"

you should get her something else.

greenlight · 12.01.2007, 04:11 PM

thc? i thought it stays quiet long compare to the other stuff, at least couple of months. i'm not sure now, but you can google it out.

atsonicpark · 12.01.2007, 05:28 PM

Yeah, just fucking overdose on water for the next few weeks man.

max · 12.02.2007, 05:26 AM

go Liz...

evollove · 12.02.2007, 09:25 AM

Actually THC isn't water solvent (it's oil solvent), so drinking a bunch of water does fuck all.

Goldenseal makes it water solvent, but it takes a few days. THEN you can flush your system w/ H2O.

Cranberry juice is great for getting cocaine out of your system, but, again, does fuck all for weed.

PAULYBEE2656 · 12.02.2007, 09:52 AM

i didnt think that smoking pot/blow/charlie/satans turds/grass/ marajuana/old smokey/the fat catball/munchie catalysts/the shit/gregory/hash/ showed up on a urine test. i thought it was only evident on a blood test.......

ALIEN ANAL · 12.02.2007, 09:57 AM

nah it shows in a wee test
but just depends on how much u have smoked

PAULYBEE2656 · 12.02.2007, 01:44 PM

good job i dont need to take one so!

atari 2600 · 12.02.2007, 01:46 PM

fuck all

atari 2600 · 12.02.2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by evollove

Actually THC isn't water solvent (it's oil solvent), so drinking a bunch of water does fuck all.

Goldenseal makes it water solvent, but it takes a few days. THEN you can flush your system w/ H2O.

Cranberry juice is great for getting cocaine out of your system, but, again, does fuck all for weed.

True, THC is oil-based and stored in fat cells, but by drinking as much water as possible, one dilutes the urine with as many parts of water as possible.

Goldenseal root seems to never work for anyone I've ever known.

Cranberry juice cannot hurt.

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656
i didnt think that smoking pot/blow/charlie/satans turds/grass/ marajuana/old smokey/the fat catball/munchie catalysts/the shit/gregory/hash/ showed up on a urine test. i thought it was only evident on a blood test.......

The common litmus stick test for urine detects marijuana, cocaine, and opiates.

11.29.2007, 06:36 AM	#1
lizzarddd bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Aberdeen Posts: 165	So, I've smoked weed everyday for a while now, I can't remember how long it's been but I can say It's been a longgggg time. For Christmas I want to show my mom a clean drug test, (sweet isn't it?) I've not smoked since yesterday, how long does it take for THC to get out of your system?... please tell me anything else which will help me. __________________ on your mark, get set, shut the fuck up
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11.29.2007, 06:47 AM	#2
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Approx. 3-7 weeks before it completely leaves your system. Looks like you might not be getting christmas presents this year. Is your mom a narc?
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11.29.2007, 06:15 PM	#3
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	not to sound mean but what kinda mom wants a bottle of clean piss from their child? __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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12.01.2007, 12:57 PM	#9
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	depends you a chubby dude? if so, it may take longer thc hides in your fat things you can do to pass the test: work out drink water... lots of it cranberry juice STEAM (if you don't have access to a steam room, you can do it in your shower... maybe?)
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12.01.2007, 01:19 PM	#10
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Get yourself some cleaner. __________________ rip
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12.01.2007, 04:11 PM	#12
greenlight invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,131	thc? i thought it stays quiet long compare to the other stuff, at least couple of months. i'm not sure now, but you can google it out.
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12.01.2007, 05:28 PM	#13
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah, just fucking overdose on water for the next few weeks man. __________________
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12.02.2007, 05:26 AM	#14
max expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: sardinia, italy Posts: 1,263	go Liz... __________________ A Dance Of Shadows - Kingdom Of Night
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12.02.2007, 09:25 AM	#15
evollove invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,879	Actually THC isn't water solvent (it's oil solvent), so drinking a bunch of water does fuck all. Goldenseal makes it water solvent, but it takes a few days. THEN you can flush your system w/ H2O. Cranberry juice is great for getting cocaine out of your system, but, again, does fuck all for weed.
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PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	i didnt think that smoking pot/blow/charlie/satans turds/grass/ marajuana/old smokey/the fat catball/munchie catalysts/the shit/gregory/hash/ showed up on a urine test. i thought it was only evident on a blood test....... __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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12.02.2007, 09:57 AM	#17
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	nah it shows in a wee test but just depends on how much u have smoked __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.02.2007, 01:44 PM	#18
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	good job i dont need to take one so! __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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12.02.2007, 01:46 PM	#19
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	fuck all
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