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schizophrenicroom · 08.14.2008, 07:51 PM

michael phelps = butterface

my biggest gripe with the olympics, other than bad gymnastics coverage.

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it's so unfortunate. body of a god, face of a piece of stepped-on gum.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.14.2008, 07:55 PM

He is the #1 problem with gymnastics coverage. I was watching the Chinese/Japan mens rings and highbar and the commentator said "Be sure to stay tuned for the Chinese mens rings coming up next, it's something you don't want to miss" then they go to commercial and then when they come back it's some puff piece about Michael Phelp's childhood and his mother raising him as a single mom and her crying a bunch. No mention of the mens gymnastics that I was not supposed to miss.

schizophrenicroom · 08.14.2008, 07:59 PM

at one point fucking al trautwig started talking about phelps during a routine or something like that and i wanted to yell that i didn't care. gymnastics coverage is a bit ridiculous nowadays.. i'm pretty into the sport but all the supposed analysts do is discuss how gorgeous the us team is or how china is awesome! and has a team of maybe- twelve year olds. during the team finals when alicia sacramone kinda fell apart and messed up two events, i was surprised they didn't just cut to michael phelps.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.14.2008, 08:02 PM

Yeah, I've basically given up on watching the Olympics during primetime. I'll watch soccer at 2AM. The Phelps hero worship is too much. I'd like him to just get DQ'd in one event, then I'd be happy.

I posted this yesterday, but it's back for you now:

schizophrenicroom · 08.14.2008, 08:06 PM

haha! killer.

i'm a little upset that ryan lochte hasn't kicked his (hot) ass much or at all, but oh well. once swimming is over, i'll forget all about phelpsy.

!@#$%! · 08.14.2008, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

I posted this yesterday, but it's back for you now:

haa haaa haa haaa

awesome

terriblecanyons · 08.14.2008, 09:30 PM

Fuck Michael Phelps. Fuck swimmers. And fuck those assholes who decide to only show like, one soccer game a day, and show field hockey and handball and all that shit instead.

The best athlete that has ever existed is this man:

!@#$%! · 08.14.2008, 09:32 PM

i thought it was pelé. but to each their own.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.14.2008, 09:37 PM

I have an ex-uncle that looked exactly like Pre when he (my ex-uncle) had a mustache.

terriblecanyons · 08.14.2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

I have an ex-uncle that looked exactly like Pre when he (my ex-uncle) had a mustache.

Anyone who has the Pre moustache is my hero, because Pre is my hero, so therefore that person is my hero for pulling off the Pre moustache, because almost anyone but Pre would die if they tried to pull off the moustache, so that's why they're my heroes.

Yeah... I like Pre.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.14.2008, 09:42 PM

My (ex) uncle was a kick ass guy. Much better than my aunt's current husband.

terriblecanyons · 08.14.2008, 09:43 PM

Maybe Pre faked his death and your ex-uncle is actually Pre.

OH GOD CONSPIRACY

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.14.2008, 09:48 PM

Nah, he's not that cool or that fast.

terriblecanyons · 08.14.2008, 09:49 PM

Damn.

Yeah... Pre was fucking awesome. I watch Without Limits at least once every week.

drrrtyboots · 08.14.2008, 10:59 PM

I'd hit it.

_slavo_ · 08.15.2008, 04:35 AM

Anyways, ... 2 gold medals for Slovakia today!

We're on place 9 in overall medal rankings now ... it's a real huge success for a small country like ours.

The Hochschorner brothers say Yeah!

Rob Instigator · 08.15.2008, 08:54 AM

my cousin was Pan Am champion Kayak. he is a park ranger in Puerto Rico, and sometimes he has to kayak all the way around the island to do his job!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 08.15.2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

michael phelps = butterface

my biggest gripe with the olympics, other than bad gymnastics coverage.

[img]

it's so unfortunate. body of a god, face of a piece of stepped-on gum.

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schizophrenicroom · 08.15.2008, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drrrtyboots

I'd hit it.

all around gold and silver!

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.15.2008, 09:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=youiekG2UJA

08.14.2008, 07:51 PM	#41
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	michael phelps = butterface my biggest gripe with the olympics, other than bad gymnastics coverage. [img] it's so unfortunate. body of a god, face of a piece of stepped-on gum. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.14.2008, 07:55 PM	#42
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	He is the #1 problem with gymnastics coverage. I was watching the Chinese/Japan mens rings and highbar and the commentator said "Be sure to stay tuned for the Chinese mens rings coming up next, it's something you don't want to miss" then they go to commercial and then when they come back it's some puff piece about Michael Phelp's childhood and his mother raising him as a single mom and her crying a bunch. No mention of the mens gymnastics that I was not supposed to miss. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.14.2008, 07:59 PM	#43
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	at one point fucking al trautwig started talking about phelps during a routine or something like that and i wanted to yell that i didn't care. gymnastics coverage is a bit ridiculous nowadays.. i'm pretty into the sport but all the supposed analysts do is discuss how gorgeous the us team is or how china is awesome! and has a team of maybe- twelve year olds. during the team finals when alicia sacramone kinda fell apart and messed up two events, i was surprised they didn't just cut to michael phelps. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.14.2008, 08:02 PM	#44
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Yeah, I've basically given up on watching the Olympics during primetime. I'll watch soccer at 2AM. The Phelps hero worship is too much. I'd like him to just get DQ'd in one event, then I'd be happy. I posted this yesterday, but it's back for you now: __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.14.2008, 08:06 PM	#45
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	haha! killer. i'm a little upset that ryan lochte hasn't kicked his (hot) ass much or at all, but oh well. once swimming is over, i'll forget all about phelpsy. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.14.2008, 09:30 PM	#47
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Fuck Michael Phelps. Fuck swimmers. And fuck those assholes who decide to only show like, one soccer game a day, and show field hockey and handball and all that shit instead. The best athlete that has ever existed is this man:
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08.14.2008, 09:32 PM	#48
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,460	i thought it was pelé. but to each their own.
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08.14.2008, 09:37 PM	#49
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I have an ex-uncle that looked exactly like Pre when he (my ex-uncle) had a mustache. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.14.2008, 09:42 PM	#51
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	My (ex) uncle was a kick ass guy. Much better than my aunt's current husband. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.14.2008, 09:43 PM	#52
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Maybe Pre faked his death and your ex-uncle is actually Pre. OH GOD CONSPIRACY
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08.14.2008, 09:48 PM	#53
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Nah, he's not that cool or that fast. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.14.2008, 09:49 PM	#54
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Damn. Yeah... Pre was fucking awesome. I watch Without Limits at least once every week.
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08.14.2008, 10:59 PM	#55
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	I'd hit it. __________________
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08.15.2008, 04:35 AM	#56
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	Anyways, ... 2 gold medals for Slovakia today! We're on place 9 in overall medal rankings now ... it's a real huge success for a small country like ours. The Hochschorner brothers say Yeah! __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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08.15.2008, 08:54 AM	#57
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	my cousin was Pan Am champion Kayak. he is a park ranger in Puerto Rico, and sometimes he has to kayak all the way around the island to do his job! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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08.15.2008, 09:11 PM	#60
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=youiekG2UJA __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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