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Old 01.14.2008, 11:20 PM   #1
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Old 01.14.2008, 11:59 PM   #2
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Old 01.15.2008, 12:03 AM   #3
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Old 01.15.2008, 12:18 AM   #4
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One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]


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Old 01.15.2008, 10:42 AM   #5
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the sun? ahs anyone ever heard of the SUN?
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Old 01.15.2008, 10:44 AM   #6
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the son? ahs anyone ever heard of the SON?

jesus freak.
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Old 01.15.2008, 10:48 AM   #7
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Things are heavy because they are filled with sin. Makes perfect sense.
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Old 01.15.2008, 10:59 AM   #8
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"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"
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Old 01.15.2008, 11:01 AM   #9
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this scares me much more than it makes me laugh. these peopel are wilfully ignorant, and proud of it, and will stop at nothing to make you and I think the same way they do.
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Old 01.15.2008, 11:08 AM   #10
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"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol"
sucks for the girl but what can we do LOL
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Old 01.15.2008, 11:15 AM   #11
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dear jesus,

I'm sorry that I wasted time making fun of Rob's invocation of yr name instead of following the link posted earlier.

I almost missed, this wonderful quote:

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

dear jesus, I hope you give those ATHIESTS aids.

yr love slave,

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Old 01.15.2008, 11:31 AM   #12
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"Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not Logic."


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Old 01.15.2008, 11:31 AM   #13
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One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]


WTF???

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Old 01.15.2008, 11:35 AM   #14
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ignorance is rife

all the evolutionists, tell me something. i know how the big bang "has happened, but tell me, wouldnt an explosion, especially one that size, take away life instead of allow it? think about it.

ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon balls (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.
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Old 01.15.2008, 11:36 AM   #15
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and this one

Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.
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Old 01.15.2008, 11:41 AM   #16
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to be fair, the problem here is not christianity.

the problem is stupid people.
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Old 01.15.2008, 11:48 AM   #17
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no. the problem is christianity being FED to supid people. the religions of the world, all of them, benefit if people are kept this ignroant. They WANT this. they earn BILLIOSN a year, tax free, and have utold power to avoid any country's legal system

down with christianity and all religions.
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Old 01.15.2008, 11:49 AM   #18
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and this one

Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.
That one could actually be wit instead of an actual claim.
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Old 01.15.2008, 11:53 AM   #19
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95% of the planet is stupid and 95% of the planet is crazy.

the remaining 5% of each is not excluded from the other.

most people are stupid and crazy.


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no. the problem is christianity being FED to supid people. the religions of the world, all of them, benefit if people are kept this ignroant. They WANT this. they earn BILLIOSN a year, tax free, and have utold power to avoid any country's legal system

down with christianity and all religions.

so, what yr trying to say is, you like to watch gay guys fuck?


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"Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.

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Haha that's hilarious
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