What is the Difference Between Americans and Their Brothers the British? - Page 2

screamingskull · 07.05.2007, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

And of course there's the little matter of baseball, which we call rounders and stop playing by the age of about 10.

ha ha ha, BURN

nicfit · 07.05.2007, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

you had to be there, i didn't explain it well enough, he was like Ned Flanders

screamingskull · 07.05.2007, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

yes! exactly!!!

pbradley · 07.05.2007, 05:54 AM

I don't feel the need to defend baseball from the criticism of a country that plays cricket.

...

cricket

nicfit · 07.05.2007, 05:54 AM

screamingskull · 07.05.2007, 05:55 AM

ha ha, "feels like im wearing nothing at all" ha ha ha ha

pbradley · 07.05.2007, 05:56 AM

yeah

Simpsons

American invention

nicfit · 07.05.2007, 05:57 AM

The office

pbradley · 07.05.2007, 05:58 AM

wasn't much of a great show in either incarnations

jimbrim · 07.05.2007, 05:58 AM

We have funnier sitcoms!

pbradley · 07.05.2007, 05:59 AM

woo hoo, SITCOMS! you go, girl!

demonrail666 · 07.05.2007, 06:04 AM

sonicl · 07.05.2007, 06:05 AM

The humour. Apart from the obvious differences in vocabulary, humour is pretty much the only thing that differentiates between the two races.

Well, that and the fact that Americans know nothing whatsoever about decent food.

screamingskull · 07.05.2007, 06:10 AM

american's don't understand sarcasm, which is my main source of humor.

jon boy · 07.05.2007, 06:10 AM

we have charm of manner.

demonrail666 · 07.05.2007, 06:22 AM

screamingskull · 07.05.2007, 06:24 AM

they use padding in football we don't in rugby.

MellySingsDoom · 07.05.2007, 06:30 AM

US Garage is gay-friendly, and UK Garage is not.
The US provide service with a smile, whereas us Brits specialise in service with a grimace.
The Brits gave to US Monty Python, and the US gave us those guys and gals from Saturday Night Live.

The US care not a whit about Premiership football, and the Brits feel the same way about American football.

07.05.2007, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

american's don't understand sarcasm, which is my main source of humor.

you can tell.

screamingskull · 07.05.2007, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

you can tell.

fuck of porky.

07.05.2007, 05:54 AM	#24
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I don't feel the need to defend baseball from the criticism of a country that plays cricket. ... cricket
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07.05.2007, 05:55 AM	#26
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	ha ha, "feels like im wearing nothing at all" ha ha ha ha
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07.05.2007, 05:56 AM	#27
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	yeah Simpsons American invention
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07.05.2007, 05:57 AM	#28
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	The office __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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07.05.2007, 05:58 AM	#29
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	wasn't much of a great show in either incarnations
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07.05.2007, 05:58 AM	#30
jimbrim expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 1,308	We have funnier sitcoms!
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07.05.2007, 05:59 AM	#31
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	woo hoo, SITCOMS! you go, girl!
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07.05.2007, 06:04 AM	#32
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07.05.2007, 06:05 AM	#33
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	The humour. Apart from the obvious differences in vocabulary, humour is pretty much the only thing that differentiates between the two races. Well, that and the fact that Americans know nothing whatsoever about decent food.
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07.05.2007, 06:10 AM	#34
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	american's don't understand sarcasm, which is my main source of humor.
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07.05.2007, 06:10 AM	#35
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	we have charm of manner. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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07.05.2007, 06:22 AM	#36
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07.05.2007, 06:24 AM	#37
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	they use padding in football we don't in rugby.
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07.05.2007, 06:30 AM	#38
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	US Garage is gay-friendly, and UK Garage is not. The US provide service with a smile, whereas us Brits specialise in service with a grimace. The Brits gave to US Monty Python, and the US gave us those guys and gals from Saturday Night Live. The US care not a whit about Premiership football, and the Brits feel the same way about American football. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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