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Old 07.11.2006, 01:33 PM   #41
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I suppose it makes sense, though. If you can't hate someone for the tone of their voice, what is there left to hate?
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:34 PM   #42
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There's been a notable shift in public attitudes toward heterosexuals in the past two decades or so. We're much less welcome almost everywhere.
Is this why you ghettoize yourselves these days?I walked past a straight bar the other day and i've got to say that i was appaled by the sort of creatures who were standing outside.I mean,why do you guys dress like that?To show off your bodies or something?So shallow........
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:39 PM   #43
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You just wouldn't understand. How can I explain the sex appeal of disguising our beer bellies inside Old Navy T-shirts tucked into khaki shorts with brown leather belts. Our womens are all over us when we get up in that.
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:39 PM   #44
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It's really because we just have no morals. We're utterly devoid of them, by nature. All of us.
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:42 PM   #45
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We're utterly devoid of all fashion sense as well.
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:42 PM   #46
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It's really because we just have no morals. We're utterly devoid of them, by nature. All of us.
I hate stereotyping but some of you come across as being vacuous to say the least.And why do you dance like that?
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:43 PM   #47
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Nike running shoes and white calf-length socks. Oversized polo shirts, always tucked, of course. Combover hair.
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:49 PM   #48
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Nike running shoes and white calf-length socks. Oversized polo shirts, always tucked, of course. Combover hair.
Some of you are really in deep need of a makeover,i tell you.
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:50 PM   #49
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Seriously. My neighbor mows his lawn w/ his polo shirt tucked in. Sorry, that's just wrong. Even for a hetero.
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:51 PM   #50
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My friend is thinking of marrying one of your lot.Her parents are not too happy about it but it seems like they'll go along with her decision in the end.Fingers crossed.
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:51 PM   #51
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I hate stereotyping but some of you come across as being vacuous to say the least.And why do you dance like that?
Well, I wouldn't say vacuous, but we don't care if you're heterosexual or not - we will assume you are, and go out of our way to create awkward situations until you admit your heterosexuality. So you'd better just keep your distance, and not acknowledge us. You wouldn't want to send the wrong signal.
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:53 PM   #52
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Well, I wouldn't say vacuous, but we don't care if you're heterosexual or not - we will assume you are, and go out of our way to create awkward situations until you admit your heterosexuality. So you'd better just keep your distance, and not acknowledge us. You wouldn't want to send the wrong signal.
You see?That's why a lot of gays don't like you.You don't take no for an answer,eh?
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Old 07.11.2006, 01:54 PM   #53
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My friend is thinking of marrying one of your lot.Her parents are not too happy about it but it seems like they'll go along with her decision in the end.Fingers crossed.

A parent's worse nightmare!
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i read this psychology study once that said that almost all adolescents are actually bisexual or something like that.
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Old 07.11.2006, 02:02 PM   #55
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And to think that only a year ago it wasn't even legal for heteros to marry.....
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Old 07.11.2006, 02:02 PM   #56
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i read this psychology study once that said that almost all adolescents are actually bisexual or something like that.

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Old 07.11.2006, 02:08 PM   #57
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And to think that only a year ago it wasn't even legal for heteros to marry.....
Believe me, by the end of the decade we'll have ushered in bestiallity, and no one will be gay anymore.
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Old 07.11.2006, 02:37 PM   #58
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I do not have the gay. I am however, frequently mistaken for one. Some people find it easier.

You know, it's never been easy having the straight. I quite enjoyed games. When all the other boys were practising their mincing, I was out playing football and practising my wolf-whistles in the playground all on my own. It was hard telling my parents, but I think they always knew I could potentially reproduce, and they still have a hard time with the potential repurcussions with that. I understand that. I just want some love. I can't help being the way I am.

Damn it, it's the way God made me, and if you can't accept that, well, I'm just going to listen to my hardcore records with my other straight friends. I still like Erasure though.
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Old 07.11.2006, 03:16 PM   #59
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I do not have the gay. I am however, frequently mistaken for one. Some people find it easier.

You know, it's never been easy having the straight. I quite enjoyed games. When all the other boys were practising their mincing, I was out playing football and practising my wolf-whistles in the playground all on my own. It was hard telling my parents, but I think they always knew I could potentially reproduce, and they still have a hard time with the potential repurcussions with that. I understand that. I just want some love. I can't help being the way I am.

Damn it, it's the way God made me, and if you can't accept that, well, I'm just going to listen to my hardcore records with my other straight friends. I still like Erasure though.
Might you be biheterosexual then?
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Might you be biheterosexual then?

Actually, I don't like football, I like to dress nice (but not too decadently) and I often shower. I like gay music. In a lot of ways, I'm incredibly gay, except I don't actually want to put my willy near other people's willies. Fallen at the last hurdle.

Luckily, I have lots of gay friends, and am somewhat adept at picking up hags.
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