hipster females who talk from the diaphragm when standing too close to you in bars - Page 2

phoenix · 05.09.2009, 10:53 PM

http://www.latfh.com/

none of these fit, but man... that super chest-mo on the 4th page. MEEEOOWWW.
and lol at the dudes with the iphone and shoelaces on same page.

phoenix · 05.09.2009, 10:57 PM

this is the closest I can find so far. the dress was blue, and the tights were black, and the bob was more OCD, but it's pretty close.

Sonic Youth 37 · 05.09.2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

http://www.latfh.com/

Thank you for this.

terriblecanyons · 05.09.2009, 11:00 PM

I never told you about that?!
I've been subscribed via RSS for like a month.

Sonic Youth 37 · 05.09.2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I never told you about that?!
I've been subscribed via RSS for like a month.

No, but it just went straight to the Bookmark Toolbar.

!@#$%! · 05.09.2009, 11:06 PM

did i not post here?

fuck wads

phoenix · 05.09.2009, 11:07 PM

I mean, let it be said, Im not very fashionable.. so I try not to give a fuck about what people wear. I have dark teal blue bangs and long straight black hair, and I was wearing a trashy red leopard print halter dress. Her voice was more offensive to me than her dress sense, but the two combined made me hate. Everything about her was loud and obnoxious.

!@#$%! · 05.09.2009, 11:11 PM

i meant to say

DON'T BE JEAOUS IF THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU

or

LAY OFF SHITTING ON THE TRANNIES

--

either way, your pain elicits no sympathy from the public

do you think she'd let me touch her tits?

i mean to see if they're real

Kuwa_Slayne · 05.09.2009, 11:11 PM

LATF beats the shit out of Mullet Junky.

phoenix · 05.09.2009, 11:14 PM

like I said before, she probably would have been happy for the whole room to feel her baps, it would draw more attention to herself.

phoenix · 05.09.2009, 11:15 PM

)$#%*)*(904375 I wouldnt mind if she were smart or a tranny. Neither of those things are offensive.

If she sat on my lap and starting drawing sums on my napkin(when uninvited.. cos, that would be cute almost if I actually knew them), or got her cock out for all to see, then that is offensive. As was her vocal splatter over my cheese and wine.

!@#$%! · 05.09.2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

)$#%*)*(904375 I wouldnt mind if she were smart or a tranny. Neither of those things are offensive.

If she sat on my lap and starting drawing sums on my napkin, or got her cock out, then that is offensive. As was her vocal splatter over my cheese and wine.

did she offend you by her mere existence or did she spit on your drink? i'm curious.

phoenix · 05.09.2009, 11:20 PM

both. her volume and proximity to myself were both highly unnecessary. The bar was spacious, and the ambiance was quiet, aside from her and hipster friend.

!@#$%! · 05.09.2009, 11:20 PM

You're Making Her Hotter In My Eyes

I Want Her

joe11121 · 05.09.2009, 11:21 PM

She's just a loudmouth drunk

phoenix · 05.09.2009, 11:22 PM

You know how, if you are at the front few rows at a show, and people get really uncomfortably close in the hopes that you will move and they can be where you are? It was like that, but no band, and really no one else crowding to cause her to need to stand so close or shout.

phoenix · 05.09.2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by joe11121

She's just a loudmouth drunk

yep. I can't help it, I find it vulgar and boring.

or irritating. Im not sure what more. I do have mild social anxiety, but.. it wasn't making me anxious, just pissed off.

automatic bzooty · 05.09.2009, 11:23 PM

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You know how, if you are at the front few rows at a show, and people get really uncomfortably close in the hopes that you will move and they can be where you are? It was like that, but no band, and really no one else crowding to cause her to need to stand so close or shout.

i hate that. so, so much.

!@#$%! · 05.09.2009, 11:24 PM

HOW ELSE DID SHE OVERPOWER YOU?

DO TELL

joe11121 · 05.09.2009, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

yep. I can't help it, I find it vulgar and boring.

or irritating. Im not sure what more. I do have mild social anxiety, but.. it wasn't making me anxious, just pissed off.

Yes. Very vulgar indeed. and everything else you mentioned of course

05.09.2009, 10:53 PM	#21
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	http://www.latfh.com/ none of these fit, but man... that super chest-mo on the 4th page. MEEEOOWWW. and lol at the dudes with the iphone and shoelaces on same page. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.09.2009, 10:57 PM	#22
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	this is the closest I can find so far. the dress was blue, and the tights were black, and the bob was more OCD, but it's pretty close. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.09.2009, 11:00 PM	#24
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I never told you about that?! I've been subscribed via RSS for like a month.
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05.09.2009, 11:06 PM	#26
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	did i not post here? fuck wads
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05.09.2009, 11:07 PM	#27
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I mean, let it be said, Im not very fashionable.. so I try not to give a fuck about what people wear. I have dark teal blue bangs and long straight black hair, and I was wearing a trashy red leopard print halter dress. Her voice was more offensive to me than her dress sense, but the two combined made me hate. Everything about her was loud and obnoxious. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.09.2009, 11:11 PM	#28
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	i meant to say DON'T BE JEAOUS IF THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU or LAY OFF SHITTING ON THE TRANNIES -- either way, your pain elicits no sympathy from the public do you think she'd let me touch her tits? i mean to see if they're real
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05.09.2009, 11:11 PM	#29
Kuwa_Slayne bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Under Your Bed Posts: 186	LATF beats the shit out of Mullet Junky. __________________ When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
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05.09.2009, 11:14 PM	#30
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	like I said before, she probably would have been happy for the whole room to feel her baps, it would draw more attention to herself. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.09.2009, 11:15 PM	#31
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	)$#%)(904375 I wouldnt mind if she were smart or a tranny. Neither of those things are offensive. If she sat on my lap and starting drawing sums on my napkin(when uninvited.. cos, that would be cute almost if I actually knew them), or got her cock out for all to see, then that is offensive. As was her vocal splatter over my cheese and wine. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.09.2009, 11:20 PM	#33
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	both. her volume and proximity to myself were both highly unnecessary. The bar was spacious, and the ambiance was quiet, aside from her and hipster friend. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.09.2009, 11:21 PM	#35
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	She's just a loudmouth drunk
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05.09.2009, 11:22 PM	#36
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	You know how, if you are at the front few rows at a show, and people get really uncomfortably close in the hopes that you will move and they can be where you are? It was like that, but no band, and really no one else crowding to cause her to need to stand so close or shout. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.09.2009, 11:24 PM	#39
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	HOW ELSE DID SHE OVERPOWER YOU? DO TELL
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