how many orgasms do you have a day, usually? - Page 7

Satan · 09.17.2009, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Re: Dirty talk.

Absolutely. When you've been with someone for 7 years, as I... had.. have.. are... was... in.. been... then, it's cool, because they kind of build up a repertoire of favorite things to say to you. Haha. But adding slight variations. Generative. I should make a list here of things I like to hear when fucking....

list! list! list!

phone sex is just fabulous

im probably a 2 or 3 on kinseys scale
girls are a whole lot of fun but they cant satisfy everything.

atsonicpark · 09.17.2009, 03:17 AM

Hahah.

I like when a chick tells me to pound her HOLE. Hahaha. I don't want to hear "pussy" or whatever, I like the idea that the very essence of being, this very essential part of being a woman, is reduced to that of just some HOLE. That's attractive to me, haha.

Also, I like to be called a dirty boy. That's a must.

Also, I like for my cum to be called dick snot. That's hot. Haha.

It's all in the context, I guess... this isn't the context, so it sounds out of place in this post but in the right situation, oh man. I guess that goes without saying.

Oh, I like for a girl to lift her nose up and look like a pig and tell me that they're my little fucking pig, hahaha.

atsonicpark · 09.17.2009, 03:22 AM

I guess a girl really needs to be quick with me, needs to be able to outthink me sexually, haha. I like the idea of someone fucking with my mind.

I just like sex to be kinda weird. I dunno how, since sexually nothing is really "Weird" but I guess I just want something to be a bit off each time. Which, naturally, there usually is something off. But yeah, if things are going well and we're just having a good romantic sweet time and we're about to fuck, it's kinda boring. But if we're fighting, there's some kind of dramatic air underneath the surface of it all.. it's so much better.

atsonicpark · 09.17.2009, 03:23 AM

I had some good sex recently, before the old lady moved (or, as I am calling it, "Taking a vacation") away... I was fucking her in the bathroom... for some reason, sex is better in a bathroom.

Satan · 09.17.2009, 03:27 AM

dick snot! haha i love you

totally agree about the angry sex, romance is a fucking bore. the weirder the better but sometimes i'm lazy and i just like to get fucked on my couch or in my bed you know? no frills shit.

edit

awww shit i just heard the key in the door. you know what that means

SEE YUH

atsonicpark · 09.17.2009, 03:28 AM

haha

she thought of the dick snot thing, just said it to me out of nowhere, no idea where that came from but it was hot and it stuck! now it's a must...

haha. have fun.

EVOLghost · 09.17.2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

But personally, being completely honest, I do want to know what it's like to suck a guy's dick and get cum in my mouth or on my face. Haha. I don't care. I think it'd be hot, honestly...

That doesn't mean I plan on going out of my way in life to pursue relationships to make that happen, though.

dood....

atsonicpark · 09.17.2009, 10:00 AM

Jus' bein' honest.

I've got nothing to hide.

the big quasar · 09.17.2009, 10:28 AM

An ex got me to fill an ice tray. Then promptly froze the wad. She was into Paul Simonon.

EVOLghost · 09.17.2009, 10:31 AM

wait...what?!

atsonicpark · 09.17.2009, 10:33 AM

Yeah, I knew a girl who kept her lover's cum in a jar...

EVOLghost · 09.17.2009, 10:49 AM

That just so weird... I don't understand anything anymore

the big quasar · 09.17.2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

wait...what?!

that's what I said.

chairman of the bored · 09.17.2009, 10:57 AM

pages 6-7 gave me a boner...cant wait to se the old-lady this weekend! shes in for a bruisin! (not literally, of course)

EVOLghost · 09.17.2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by the big quasar

that's what I said.

so liek what is the point of that shit

the big quasar · 09.17.2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

so liek what is the point of that shit

No idea. She was into Druids, spells etc. She had green, alien eyes. Apart from that, she was kewl. Oh, except for smoking my hair!

ploesj · 09.17.2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by the big quasar

No idea. She was into Druids, spells etc. She had green, alien eyes. Apart from that, she was kewl. Oh, except for smoking my hair!

hahaha!

Derek · 09.17.2009, 11:51 AM

Hey swa(y), I actually ejaculated on my stomach last night. No joke haha.

Dead-Air · 09.18.2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

So poetic.

I'm YOU in 20 more years!

Not impossible, but I sure wasn't you 20 years ago. I was still a virgin at that point actually, though I spent a fortune at strip clubs trying to educate myself and get over my paralyzing fear of women. Which might explain how my second marriage has turned into this weirdly surreal semi-open relationship with a 35 year old who looks 25 and is in the midst of this Suicide Girl Midlife Crisis that I must admit is hot as hell when it isn't a complete pain in the ass. That crap about "be careful what you wish for" is so fucking true!

Satan · 09.18.2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by the big quasar

No idea. She was into Druids, spells etc. She had green, alien eyes. Apart from that, she was kewl. Oh, except for smoking my hair!

whoa when did we go out

09.17.2009, 03:17 AM	#122
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Hahah. I like when a chick tells me to pound her HOLE. Hahaha. I don't want to hear "pussy" or whatever, I like the idea that the very essence of being, this very essential part of being a woman, is reduced to that of just some HOLE. That's attractive to me, haha. Also, I like to be called a dirty boy. That's a must. Also, I like for my cum to be called dick snot. That's hot. Haha. It's all in the context, I guess... this isn't the context, so it sounds out of place in this post but in the right situation, oh man. I guess that goes without saying. Oh, I like for a girl to lift her nose up and look like a pig and tell me that they're my little fucking pig, hahaha. __________________
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09.17.2009, 03:22 AM	#123
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I guess a girl really needs to be quick with me, needs to be able to outthink me sexually, haha. I like the idea of someone fucking with my mind. I just like sex to be kinda weird. I dunno how, since sexually nothing is really "Weird" but I guess I just want something to be a bit off each time. Which, naturally, there usually is something off. But yeah, if things are going well and we're just having a good romantic sweet time and we're about to fuck, it's kinda boring. But if we're fighting, there's some kind of dramatic air underneath the surface of it all.. it's so much better. __________________
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09.17.2009, 03:23 AM	#124
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I had some good sex recently, before the old lady moved (or, as I am calling it, "Taking a vacation") away... I was fucking her in the bathroom... for some reason, sex is better in a bathroom. __________________
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09.17.2009, 03:27 AM	#125
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	dick snot! haha i love you totally agree about the angry sex, romance is a fucking bore. the weirder the better but sometimes i'm lazy and i just like to get fucked on my couch or in my bed you know? no frills shit. edit awww shit i just heard the key in the door. you know what that means SEE YUH __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.17.2009, 03:28 AM	#126
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	haha she thought of the dick snot thing, just said it to me out of nowhere, no idea where that came from but it was hot and it stuck! now it's a must... haha. have fun. __________________
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09.17.2009, 10:00 AM	#128
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Jus' bein' honest. I've got nothing to hide. __________________
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09.17.2009, 10:28 AM	#129
the big quasar stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rigid Kuntaurus Posts: 475	An ex got me to fill an ice tray. Then promptly froze the wad. She was into Paul Simonon. __________________
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09.17.2009, 10:31 AM	#130
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	wait...what?!
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09.17.2009, 10:33 AM	#131
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah, I knew a girl who kept her lover's cum in a jar... __________________
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09.17.2009, 10:49 AM	#132
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	That just so weird... I don't understand anything anymore
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09.17.2009, 10:57 AM	#134
chairman of the bored the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 569	pages 6-7 gave me a boner...cant wait to se the old-lady this weekend! shes in for a bruisin! (not literally, of course) __________________ stay awake to the ways of the world
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09.17.2009, 11:51 AM	#138
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Hey swa(y), I actually ejaculated on my stomach last night. No joke haha.
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